Teen Spirit
01-31-2005, 11:55 AM
A stretch Limo pulls up at the Silverdome, Detroit..The Location for the first ever edition of 'Monday Night Titans' The new product of the roster split that took place the other night on WcE Television...Feet Step out, but the face of the person is not seen, The mystery person walks into the arena, and out of his pocket, a Canadian Dollar drops to the floor...The camera cuts to GM Rocky Stevens' office, where he is sitting at his desk. Talking to CEO Paul Timmons.
Timmons: Now Rocky, this is a big deal for this company..Don't screw it up!
Rocky: You think i'm going to let Antonio DeMarco run a better show than me? You've known me longer too long to think i'd settle for second best.
In walks Jamie Noxx, carrying the World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder, which he won at the 'Against All Odds' PPV...Noxx stops, looks at Timmons, and in shock takes a step back.
Rocky: Jamie, glad you could get here...
Jamie slowly moves towards the desk. But remains standing.
Noxx: What is this? A Misfit Reunion? This is a joke right Rocky?
Rocky: Not quite...Now I'm sorry to be the one who informs you...Paul just told me that your World Title victory is now void due to a stipulation...
Timmons: It seems that Lennox had only one shoulder down when you pinned him at the PPV! You didn't actually earn that belt!
Noxx clings to his title belt..He then walks over to Timmons and stares him down..
Noxx: You want me to hand you this title? You'll have to pry it from the hands of MY DEAD BODY!...I know what you're up to....And i'm not going to fall for it..You want this title belt on Antonio DeMarco's show...Because he's you're 'prized posession' well it's a bloody shame that you're blinded by the fact that I'm a better athlete, and i'm still yet to be pinned in this company since it's begun. So don't you tell me about EARNING the belt...I've earned this belt, And there's nothing you can do about it..Because Rocky is the GM of Titans, and you aren't..And i'm on the Titans roster...And you aren't...And I'm the god damn world heavyweight Champion...AND YOU AREN'T!
Timmons: Very well boy...You've certainly re-gained that ego that seems to only come when you have that title belt in your hands..But remember this...You better holdmake that title belt the most sought after belt in the history of Wrestling..because all it takes is one slip up, and i'll have no problem with issuing you a trade which sends you to DeMarco's show...And i will make sure he makes your life a living HELL!...So you better hold onto that belt for as long as you can. Because i'm watching you!
Noxx: Keep it up Paul, and you'll be watching from a hospital bed...You haven't read my new contract have you?...It says that the only person who can fire me, is Rocky..So hit the pavement, and make sure my pay checks keep rolling in, and i promise you i wont kick your ass. Now run along, and Let me talk to Rocky..
Timmons walks towards the door...
Timmons: I'll be watching...Don't screw up kiddo..
Timmons closes the door behind him, as Noxx sits down.
Rocky: Ease up Jamie...I know that Paul can be an ass sometimes, but remember...He can fire ME, and then you're screwed..
Noxx: Rock, he knows that without the two of us, his company is nothing...Now you got anything else for me? Or can i go?
Rocky: Actually...I do...Being the nice guy i am, i'll give you the choice of the Titans roster to be the #1 Contender for the world title. Who would you like to face?
Noxx: I get to choose?
Rocky: Yep...anyone else on the roster you like....
Noxx smiles...and thinks for a second.
Noxx: I'll take Johnny Michaels, Backstage reporter...
Rocky sighs...
Rocky: Ok, you obviously don't care...well i had two people in mind...both of these guys picked up singles victories at the PPV...Seth Cagne, and Chris Edgeton.
Noxx: Wait a second....Two # 1 Contenders?
Rocky: I have an idea...I'll put them against each other, in a best of 3 series...then whoever wins the majority is declared the challenger for the World Heavyweight Title.
A noise comes from behind The Curtain at Rocky's window...And then Rocky pulls it back to reveal Van Percy hiding behind listening to their conversation.
Rocky: What the hell do you want? And what are you doing behind there?
Van Percy: Who? Me? I was...Um.....Nothing..I mean...um..I was going to ask for a match this week.
Rocky: Right...Go and check the notice-board...You're facing Ken Forte. Now get out of my office, or do you have anything else for me?
Van Percy runs over to Noxx, and sits beside him on the Chairs infront of Rocky's desk...Noxx sits there silent, trying to ignore Van Percy.
Van Percy: Hey there...You look hungry..You should eat something
Noxx: Rocky, get this freak out of here before i make him a paraplegic!
Van Percy jolts up, and hurridly gets out of the room. Talking to himself..
Van Percy: He talked to me!...Jamie Noxx talked to me!
Van Percy leaves the room, as Rocky and Noxx look at each other confused as to what just happened..
Noxx: Got anyone else in here? Hiding under your desk perhaps?
Rocky: Sorry...That guy was my last pick when we had the draft, i promise you...
Noxx: So anyway...Has the set for my segment 'In The Spotlight' flown in yet?
Rocky: Yeah, who's going to be your guest? I have to promote this sort of thing...
Noxx: I dunno...haven't had the chance to talk to anyone yet. I've been that busy recovering from the PPV match that i haven't had the time to organise a guest...You wanna join me in the ring? Lord knows there's plenty the fans want us to talk about..
Rocky: Yeah why not...Anyone else just go searching around the arena, and if there's any other guests you'd like just ask them and they can be in also..
Noxx looks at his watch...
Noxx: Great, I have to be chugging off man. I kinda promised Lunch to this fan who sent me a letter saying i'm his hero and he wants to meet me.
Rocky: Great..Off you go..I have to organise alot of things for Monday Night...And i have a new addition to the roster, who i'm meeting in about a minute.
Noxx leaves Rocky's Office, and walks down the corridor of the SIlverdome..He continues to the
Lockeroom where Xtreme is on his knees filling someone's kit-bag with Shaving Cream.
Noxx: If that's my bag, i'm going to put you through that window in the corner...
Xtreme jumps up...
Xtreme: Oh S*** Thankgod it's only you Jamie...Nah this is actually Eddie Freeze's bag...That Baboon took my X-TV Title at the PPV, and i'm not going to let him get away with it..
Noxx: And your means of Revenge is filling his bag with Shaving Cream?
Xtreme laughs...
Xtreme: Yup...he he he...His Towel is also filled with Itchy powder..He's in the gym having a work-out..This is the most fun way to get him back..
Xtreme runs out of the room laughing as Noxx chuckles, and continues to his locker. There is a letter with his name on it sitting on his shelf...He opens it..And in big, black, bold letters it reads...
"Meet Me In The Cafeteria...Yours Truly, Your #1 Fan"
Noxx folds the letter back up, and walks back down the corridor, towards the Cafeteria...He walks in, and a security guard greets him..
Security Guard: Mr Noxx...There is someone waiting for you in the next room..If you'd like to follow me..
The Security guard leads Noxx towards the room, and on the way Noxx glances over to the Corner of the room where Warlord is abusing a staff member...
Warlord: I asked for Diet Pepsi!...This is regular! Are you stupid or something?
Noxx continues to the next room, where Van Percy is sitting at the table..He has donuts, bagels, chips, hotdogs, and bottles of Pepsi for a big lunch.....Noxx looks on in shock as Van Percy tells him to have a seat.
Noxx: Wait a second..You're the one who's been sending me these letters?
Van Percy takes off his Jacket to reveal a Jamie Noxx merchandise shirt..He pulls a pen out of his pocket, and asks Noxx to sign it..
Noxx: Are you kidding me? You're a grown man! And you seem to be stalking me!
Van Percy: Following Discreetly...Yes...Stalking....No
Noxx: How much did you pay for this food?
Van Percy: My entire weeks wage....
Noxx laughs...
Noxx: What you need is a Title belt...You get paid alot more then.
Van Percy: That's the idea...I want to be like you..
Noxx: Ok man...You want a hero? go bug Xtreme...He's got alot of time on his hands..He's probably in the car-park putting Banana's in Eddie Freeze's Exhaust pipe or something..
Van Percy: I want to be a star like you...Problem is i have a sore knee, and i haven't been able to wrestle very well yet..
Noxx: Actually...I've seen some of your matches...Yeah you've had 3 matches now..and you've got about 5 moves in...but look on the bright-side...you can't exactly get worse!
Van Percy: You've seen some of my matches?
Noxx: Do i hear an echo?
Van Percy stands up and runs out of the room talking to himself..
Van Percy: He's seen some of my matches...He's seen some of my matches!
Noxx remains in the chair shaking his head...
Timmons: Now Rocky, this is a big deal for this company..Don't screw it up!
Rocky: You think i'm going to let Antonio DeMarco run a better show than me? You've known me longer too long to think i'd settle for second best.
In walks Jamie Noxx, carrying the World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder, which he won at the 'Against All Odds' PPV...Noxx stops, looks at Timmons, and in shock takes a step back.
Rocky: Jamie, glad you could get here...
Jamie slowly moves towards the desk. But remains standing.
Noxx: What is this? A Misfit Reunion? This is a joke right Rocky?
Rocky: Not quite...Now I'm sorry to be the one who informs you...Paul just told me that your World Title victory is now void due to a stipulation...
Timmons: It seems that Lennox had only one shoulder down when you pinned him at the PPV! You didn't actually earn that belt!
Noxx clings to his title belt..He then walks over to Timmons and stares him down..
Noxx: You want me to hand you this title? You'll have to pry it from the hands of MY DEAD BODY!...I know what you're up to....And i'm not going to fall for it..You want this title belt on Antonio DeMarco's show...Because he's you're 'prized posession' well it's a bloody shame that you're blinded by the fact that I'm a better athlete, and i'm still yet to be pinned in this company since it's begun. So don't you tell me about EARNING the belt...I've earned this belt, And there's nothing you can do about it..Because Rocky is the GM of Titans, and you aren't..And i'm on the Titans roster...And you aren't...And I'm the god damn world heavyweight Champion...AND YOU AREN'T!
Timmons: Very well boy...You've certainly re-gained that ego that seems to only come when you have that title belt in your hands..But remember this...You better holdmake that title belt the most sought after belt in the history of Wrestling..because all it takes is one slip up, and i'll have no problem with issuing you a trade which sends you to DeMarco's show...And i will make sure he makes your life a living HELL!...So you better hold onto that belt for as long as you can. Because i'm watching you!
Noxx: Keep it up Paul, and you'll be watching from a hospital bed...You haven't read my new contract have you?...It says that the only person who can fire me, is Rocky..So hit the pavement, and make sure my pay checks keep rolling in, and i promise you i wont kick your ass. Now run along, and Let me talk to Rocky..
Timmons walks towards the door...
Timmons: I'll be watching...Don't screw up kiddo..
Timmons closes the door behind him, as Noxx sits down.
Rocky: Ease up Jamie...I know that Paul can be an ass sometimes, but remember...He can fire ME, and then you're screwed..
Noxx: Rock, he knows that without the two of us, his company is nothing...Now you got anything else for me? Or can i go?
Rocky: Actually...I do...Being the nice guy i am, i'll give you the choice of the Titans roster to be the #1 Contender for the world title. Who would you like to face?
Noxx: I get to choose?
Rocky: Yep...anyone else on the roster you like....
Noxx smiles...and thinks for a second.
Noxx: I'll take Johnny Michaels, Backstage reporter...
Rocky sighs...
Rocky: Ok, you obviously don't care...well i had two people in mind...both of these guys picked up singles victories at the PPV...Seth Cagne, and Chris Edgeton.
Noxx: Wait a second....Two # 1 Contenders?
Rocky: I have an idea...I'll put them against each other, in a best of 3 series...then whoever wins the majority is declared the challenger for the World Heavyweight Title.
A noise comes from behind The Curtain at Rocky's window...And then Rocky pulls it back to reveal Van Percy hiding behind listening to their conversation.
Rocky: What the hell do you want? And what are you doing behind there?
Van Percy: Who? Me? I was...Um.....Nothing..I mean...um..I was going to ask for a match this week.
Rocky: Right...Go and check the notice-board...You're facing Ken Forte. Now get out of my office, or do you have anything else for me?
Van Percy runs over to Noxx, and sits beside him on the Chairs infront of Rocky's desk...Noxx sits there silent, trying to ignore Van Percy.
Van Percy: Hey there...You look hungry..You should eat something
Noxx: Rocky, get this freak out of here before i make him a paraplegic!
Van Percy jolts up, and hurridly gets out of the room. Talking to himself..
Van Percy: He talked to me!...Jamie Noxx talked to me!
Van Percy leaves the room, as Rocky and Noxx look at each other confused as to what just happened..
Noxx: Got anyone else in here? Hiding under your desk perhaps?
Rocky: Sorry...That guy was my last pick when we had the draft, i promise you...
Noxx: So anyway...Has the set for my segment 'In The Spotlight' flown in yet?
Rocky: Yeah, who's going to be your guest? I have to promote this sort of thing...
Noxx: I dunno...haven't had the chance to talk to anyone yet. I've been that busy recovering from the PPV match that i haven't had the time to organise a guest...You wanna join me in the ring? Lord knows there's plenty the fans want us to talk about..
Rocky: Yeah why not...Anyone else just go searching around the arena, and if there's any other guests you'd like just ask them and they can be in also..
Noxx looks at his watch...
Noxx: Great, I have to be chugging off man. I kinda promised Lunch to this fan who sent me a letter saying i'm his hero and he wants to meet me.
Rocky: Great..Off you go..I have to organise alot of things for Monday Night...And i have a new addition to the roster, who i'm meeting in about a minute.
Noxx leaves Rocky's Office, and walks down the corridor of the SIlverdome..He continues to the
Lockeroom where Xtreme is on his knees filling someone's kit-bag with Shaving Cream.
Noxx: If that's my bag, i'm going to put you through that window in the corner...
Xtreme jumps up...
Xtreme: Oh S*** Thankgod it's only you Jamie...Nah this is actually Eddie Freeze's bag...That Baboon took my X-TV Title at the PPV, and i'm not going to let him get away with it..
Noxx: And your means of Revenge is filling his bag with Shaving Cream?
Xtreme laughs...
Xtreme: Yup...he he he...His Towel is also filled with Itchy powder..He's in the gym having a work-out..This is the most fun way to get him back..
Xtreme runs out of the room laughing as Noxx chuckles, and continues to his locker. There is a letter with his name on it sitting on his shelf...He opens it..And in big, black, bold letters it reads...
"Meet Me In The Cafeteria...Yours Truly, Your #1 Fan"
Noxx folds the letter back up, and walks back down the corridor, towards the Cafeteria...He walks in, and a security guard greets him..
Security Guard: Mr Noxx...There is someone waiting for you in the next room..If you'd like to follow me..
The Security guard leads Noxx towards the room, and on the way Noxx glances over to the Corner of the room where Warlord is abusing a staff member...
Warlord: I asked for Diet Pepsi!...This is regular! Are you stupid or something?
Noxx continues to the next room, where Van Percy is sitting at the table..He has donuts, bagels, chips, hotdogs, and bottles of Pepsi for a big lunch.....Noxx looks on in shock as Van Percy tells him to have a seat.
Noxx: Wait a second..You're the one who's been sending me these letters?
Van Percy takes off his Jacket to reveal a Jamie Noxx merchandise shirt..He pulls a pen out of his pocket, and asks Noxx to sign it..
Noxx: Are you kidding me? You're a grown man! And you seem to be stalking me!
Van Percy: Following Discreetly...Yes...Stalking....No
Noxx: How much did you pay for this food?
Van Percy: My entire weeks wage....
Noxx laughs...
Noxx: What you need is a Title belt...You get paid alot more then.
Van Percy: That's the idea...I want to be like you..
Noxx: Ok man...You want a hero? go bug Xtreme...He's got alot of time on his hands..He's probably in the car-park putting Banana's in Eddie Freeze's Exhaust pipe or something..
Van Percy: I want to be a star like you...Problem is i have a sore knee, and i haven't been able to wrestle very well yet..
Noxx: Actually...I've seen some of your matches...Yeah you've had 3 matches now..and you've got about 5 moves in...but look on the bright-side...you can't exactly get worse!
Van Percy: You've seen some of my matches?
Noxx: Do i hear an echo?
Van Percy stands up and runs out of the room talking to himself..
Van Percy: He's seen some of my matches...He's seen some of my matches!
Noxx remains in the chair shaking his head...