KL_HellRaiser
02-15-2005, 10:15 AM
Scene starts with Blackout in the gym working out when a Wildside reporter walks up to him.
Reporter: Hey dude is it possible to have a few words with you?
Blackout stops pumping iron turns to the reporter
Blackout: What is your name DUDE?
Reporter: em Harry
Blackout: well larry,
Reporter: I said harry,
Blackout: Sorry Barry listen closely, do I have long hair?
Reporter: No your bald.
Blackout: Do I have a spliff in my hands
Blackout speeds up while all the time staring in to the eyes of the young reporter
Blackout: Do you see a surfboard
Blackout: Do I look skinny and dressed up in beach clothes
Reporter: No I can’t…
Blackout: So why did you call me dude? Do I know you?
Reporter: Sorry Blackout I didn’t mean to upset you
Blackout breaks out into a laugh..
Blackout: Im just playing with you. So what did you want?
Reporter: Well Blackout you have your much anticipated debut match next week and wanted to know how you feel your going to do against White Wolf who is also making his debut?
Blackout: Are you stupid? What do you mean how does Blackout feel. How would you feel going up against some Genetic Freak who talks all weird crap to himself while sitting in ally ways under the damn moonlight? Would you be scared?
Reporter: to be honest yes I would!
Blackout: Most people would! Hell most people wouldn’t even turn up. Yeah. BUT I ANIT MOST PEOPLE! Im Blackout Im not scared of this freak. I fear nobody! Hell ive heard the stories though! Yeah really scary I mean yeah this guy was once a wolf in Florida zoo that escaped and fell into some of Fort Lauderdale water and we all know that place doesn’t have clean water and it mutated into a damn human wolf man!
Reporter: I’ve never heard that story before.
Blackout: Shut up have I finished talking are you listening or blabbing
Reporter sees Blackouts eyes are focusing on him and getting rather annoyed so quickly shuts up
Blackout: & Barry I feel his pain I mean the dude had to rape some girl because none of the female wolfs out of his old pack wouldn’t you know let him do the…. you know.
Reporter: What?
Blackout: Do the wild thing dam it!
Blackout breaks out into the song “Wild Thing” rather badly sung and doing a rather ridiculous dance considering this guy is rather big and has a hard man look! The reporter is laughing his head off!
Blackout: Well the girl must have been ugly for him to rape her!
Reporter: What in the world makes you say some thing like that!
Blackout: Well jackass wolfs like female wolves and they anit exactly waxed are they if you get my drift son?
Reporter: laughs
Blackout: She must have been real hairy like for that sick freak to want her!
Blackout: One thing White Wolf can guarantee is I anit coming down to that ring for no hanky panky and to make sure I anit even hairy im bald!
Reporter: Yeah well to be more serious White Wolf is a big thing he is 6’10 345 lbs my reports are telling me, and that means he is going to have some serious power to compete with you. He looks crazy and could prove a hard opponent for you.
Blackout: oh you had to go do that didn’t you? You had to challenge me you had to try to make me look small!
Blackout grabs the reporter and lifts him up and pushes him against the wall! Then points a finger at him
Blackout: Now Harry you listen up an you listen close! Im 6’7 im 245 lbs but that don’t mean ****. I’ve wrestled and beaten the living crap out of loads of big guys! You carry on recording this and make sure it gets delivered to my GM so I can make sure he listens to what I’ve got to say!
Blackout turns to the camera stares at it
Blackout: I had no idea Wildside was bringing Zoo recruits into this damn business! But that big freak is not going to ruin my debut. You may have given me a hard obstacle but ill climb it and get over it! This freak shouldn’t be allowed to wrestle let alone walk free in this world hell he shouldn’t even be alive! But who cares im going to get the job done im going to prove myself to this company to you Antonio DeMarco! That im going places next week I will begin my route to the top.
Blackout Steps forward towards the camera
Blackout: Wolf you are a bad animal and im going to have to put you down! Im going to put your LIGHTS OUT!
Reporter: Calm down calm down Blackout I was only trying to ask you some questions I was not judging you no one was saying your scared!
Blackout turns round and faces Harry after starring at him he starts laughing.
Blackout: Sorry im just really focused I found this interview… really interesting put it there!
Reporter shakes hands with Blackout
They both pack up and say there byes
Reporter: See you later dude
Hoooooooowl!
Blackout heres the howl and freezes
Turning round Blackout sees the reporter and the camera man laughing.
Blackout: Oh that’s real funny let me congratulate you on that one!
Blackout laughs a sadistic laugh and goes to shake his hand
Blackout: Yeah real funny you little piece of crap
Blackout lifts the reporter up and puts his lights out! The reporter is knocked out on the floor! Blackout then turns to the camera man!
Blackout: Something funny wise ass!
Cameraman: No sir sorry sir
Blackout looks over the reporter!
Blackout: See you later DUDE!
Reporter: Hey dude is it possible to have a few words with you?
Blackout stops pumping iron turns to the reporter
Blackout: What is your name DUDE?
Reporter: em Harry
Blackout: well larry,
Reporter: I said harry,
Blackout: Sorry Barry listen closely, do I have long hair?
Reporter: No your bald.
Blackout: Do I have a spliff in my hands
Blackout speeds up while all the time staring in to the eyes of the young reporter
Blackout: Do you see a surfboard
Blackout: Do I look skinny and dressed up in beach clothes
Reporter: No I can’t…
Blackout: So why did you call me dude? Do I know you?
Reporter: Sorry Blackout I didn’t mean to upset you
Blackout breaks out into a laugh..
Blackout: Im just playing with you. So what did you want?
Reporter: Well Blackout you have your much anticipated debut match next week and wanted to know how you feel your going to do against White Wolf who is also making his debut?
Blackout: Are you stupid? What do you mean how does Blackout feel. How would you feel going up against some Genetic Freak who talks all weird crap to himself while sitting in ally ways under the damn moonlight? Would you be scared?
Reporter: to be honest yes I would!
Blackout: Most people would! Hell most people wouldn’t even turn up. Yeah. BUT I ANIT MOST PEOPLE! Im Blackout Im not scared of this freak. I fear nobody! Hell ive heard the stories though! Yeah really scary I mean yeah this guy was once a wolf in Florida zoo that escaped and fell into some of Fort Lauderdale water and we all know that place doesn’t have clean water and it mutated into a damn human wolf man!
Reporter: I’ve never heard that story before.
Blackout: Shut up have I finished talking are you listening or blabbing
Reporter sees Blackouts eyes are focusing on him and getting rather annoyed so quickly shuts up
Blackout: & Barry I feel his pain I mean the dude had to rape some girl because none of the female wolfs out of his old pack wouldn’t you know let him do the…. you know.
Reporter: What?
Blackout: Do the wild thing dam it!
Blackout breaks out into the song “Wild Thing” rather badly sung and doing a rather ridiculous dance considering this guy is rather big and has a hard man look! The reporter is laughing his head off!
Blackout: Well the girl must have been ugly for him to rape her!
Reporter: What in the world makes you say some thing like that!
Blackout: Well jackass wolfs like female wolves and they anit exactly waxed are they if you get my drift son?
Reporter: laughs
Blackout: She must have been real hairy like for that sick freak to want her!
Blackout: One thing White Wolf can guarantee is I anit coming down to that ring for no hanky panky and to make sure I anit even hairy im bald!
Reporter: Yeah well to be more serious White Wolf is a big thing he is 6’10 345 lbs my reports are telling me, and that means he is going to have some serious power to compete with you. He looks crazy and could prove a hard opponent for you.
Blackout: oh you had to go do that didn’t you? You had to challenge me you had to try to make me look small!
Blackout grabs the reporter and lifts him up and pushes him against the wall! Then points a finger at him
Blackout: Now Harry you listen up an you listen close! Im 6’7 im 245 lbs but that don’t mean ****. I’ve wrestled and beaten the living crap out of loads of big guys! You carry on recording this and make sure it gets delivered to my GM so I can make sure he listens to what I’ve got to say!
Blackout turns to the camera stares at it
Blackout: I had no idea Wildside was bringing Zoo recruits into this damn business! But that big freak is not going to ruin my debut. You may have given me a hard obstacle but ill climb it and get over it! This freak shouldn’t be allowed to wrestle let alone walk free in this world hell he shouldn’t even be alive! But who cares im going to get the job done im going to prove myself to this company to you Antonio DeMarco! That im going places next week I will begin my route to the top.
Blackout Steps forward towards the camera
Blackout: Wolf you are a bad animal and im going to have to put you down! Im going to put your LIGHTS OUT!
Reporter: Calm down calm down Blackout I was only trying to ask you some questions I was not judging you no one was saying your scared!
Blackout turns round and faces Harry after starring at him he starts laughing.
Blackout: Sorry im just really focused I found this interview… really interesting put it there!
Reporter shakes hands with Blackout
They both pack up and say there byes
Reporter: See you later dude
Hoooooooowl!
Blackout heres the howl and freezes
Turning round Blackout sees the reporter and the camera man laughing.
Blackout: Oh that’s real funny let me congratulate you on that one!
Blackout laughs a sadistic laugh and goes to shake his hand
Blackout: Yeah real funny you little piece of crap
Blackout lifts the reporter up and puts his lights out! The reporter is knocked out on the floor! Blackout then turns to the camera man!
Blackout: Something funny wise ass!
Cameraman: No sir sorry sir
Blackout looks over the reporter!
Blackout: See you later DUDE!