WcE PrimeTime July 16th, 2005 Results

[Cartman]

"WcE Prime Time"
Sunday, July 16rd 2005
Arrowhead Pond, Anaheim, CA


Tag Team Dark Match
Self Pollution [vs] Dave Coherski & Scottie D. Love
<Written By Cartman>

Sascha:
This match is a Standard Tag Team Match. On there way to the ring at this time, Self Pollution!!!

"Sex and Violence" by The Exploited hits as an American flag lowers from the arena and lights on fire. After it burns up, a flaming Anarchy Sign appears where the flag was and the lights turn blue and out walks Self Pollution to the ring.

Sascha:
And their opponents, the team of Dave Coherski & Scottie D. Love.

Dave Coherski & Scottie D. Love come to the ring to pyro's as the music plays. Scottie D slides under the bottom rope as Dave walks the steps.

(Ring, ring, ring)

Kazmihr gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Scottie D. Scottie D. executes the guillotine choke on Kazmihr.

Scottie D. hits Kazmihr with the back of his elbow. Seven tagged in by Kazmihr. Scottie D. executes a corkscrew legdrop on Seven. Seven gives Scottie D. a reverse neck-breaker. Scottie D. drives a forearm into the head of Seven.

Seven makes the tag to Kazmihr. Scottie D. delivers a spinning backbreaker to Kazmihr. Scottie D. gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Kazmihr. Scottie D. tackles Kazmihr. Scottie D. executes a headlock takedown.

Flying kick by Kazmihr takes Scottie D. down. Scottie D. with a head-scissors takeover on Kazmihr. Scottie D. stands up. Scottie D. sends Kazmihr to ringside.

Johnson starts the count.

…1

…2

…3

Scottie D. tries for a short clothesline but Kazmihr avoids it.

…4

…5

Scottie D. takes Kazmihr back into the ring.

Kazmihr tags in Seven. Seven sets Scottie D. up and DDT’s him into the mat. They lock back up. Seven sends Scottie D. to the corner of the ring.

Seven gets hit with the shooting star press from Scottie D.

Johnson counts the pin.

...1

...2

Seven escapes.

Seven moves back to his feet. Seven gets nailed with a double axhandle chop from Scottie D. Seven makes the tag to Kazmihr. Kazmihr hits a jumping elbow thrust on Scottie D. Kazmihr hits Scottie D. with an elbowdrop. Kazmihr moves back to his feet. After many attempted tag tries by Coherski, Scottie keeps refusing. Coherski forces a tag by slapping Scottie D. on the back. Scottie looks pissed as Dave points for him to get to ringside, as does the Ref. Coherski gets hit with a elbow smash to his back Kazmihr.

Coherski gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Kazmihr. Coherski sends Kazmihr to the corner of the ring. Kazmihr hits Coherski with an elbowdrop. Kazmihr gets back to his feet. Coherski executes a reverse DDT on Kazmihr. Kazmihr tags in Seven. Coherski knifehand chops Seven. Seven with a stiff clothesline to Coherski, Seven is up again. Seven and Coherski go to the floor.

Johnson starts the count.

…1

Seven swings a Steel chair and hits Coherski.

Coherski is bleeding as a result.

…2

Seven Irish whips Coherski into the barricades.

…3

Seven executes a corkscrew legdrop on Coherski. Seven gets back to his feet.

…4

…5

Seven hits Coherski with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Adrian Seven gets up.

…6

…7

Seven and Coherski move back into the ring.

Seven tags in Kazmihr. Coherski dives head first into Jack Kazmihr. Kazmihr is back on his feet. Coherski tries for a jumping DDT but Kazmihr avoids it.

Coherski grabs Kazmihr and applies an arm wrench. Coherski sends Kazmihr into the turnbuckle shoulder first. Scottie D. gets in a cheap shot on Kazmihr.

Out of desperation, Kazmihr dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Coherski. Grabbing his shoulder in agony Kazmihr rolls out and tags Sevens foot on the way to the floor.

Seven jumps over the top rope and drop kicks Coherski in the process. Seven springboard back elbow drops Coherski to the mat and hooks the leg for a 2 count.

Coherski goes for a tag but Scottie D. pulls away. The fans laugh. Seven drop kicks Coherski’s back and plants him head to head with Scottie D. The fans laugh again.

Coherski gives Seven a reverse neckbreaker. Coherski moves back to his feet. Seven jabs Dave Coherski. Seven double underhook faceslams Coherski hard to the mat. Coherski tries once again to get a tag. Scottie D. outstretches his hand while standing on the ring steps.

Seven executes a spinning DDT, planting Coherski's head in the mat. “Seven” chants start.

Seven stands up. Coherski gets back to his feet. Seven hits a tiger driver on Coherski and gets a cover for 2 before Coherski kicks out.

Out of nowhere Coherski picks Seven up in a bear hug and puts him on the top rope. Seven is looking shocked as Coherski is looking at the fans in distain. The looks right at Scottie D. Then nails the Coherski-plex off the top rope to Seven.

Coherski gets the count as Kazmihr doesn’t make the save in time to break the count.

…1

…2

…3!

Sascha:
The winners of this match…The team of Dave “the Scorpion” Coherski and Scottie D. Love!

Dave grabs the Mic and looks at the Sascha.

Coherski:
Team…? Team my A**!

Coherski points at Scottie now standing in the ring to accept the win with Coherski.

Coherski:
I’m sorry Sascha… I defeated Seven…And their AIN’T NO "I" in TEAM!

Before Scottie can even talk Coherski slaps a half-Nelson Slam on Scottie D. and takes him to the mat in the Coherski-Shooter.

Scottie is screaming in pain as Sascha doesn’t know what to do. Seven and Kazmihr get out of the ring laughing at the so called team.

The refs and agents run down and latterly rip Coherski off Scottie D before he gets his back broken.

Coherski spits on Scottie D. and returns to the back.

[Cartman]

The place darken's, as the fire slowly burns at the entrance. Boom! The Fire flames burst up. He walks through the entrance and sparks cover the walkway, spouting from pyro’s at the side of the walkway. He gets in the ring, and psychs himself up.

Samson- Hi everyone!

Crowd cheer for Samson…

Samson- I’ve got a bone to pick…It seems that several people think I’ve got no chance of beating Xtreme tonight in the main event, sure he’s on a hot streak and he’s the World Champion, and a very deserved one at it… But I’m just as worthy as he is!...So Xtreme, i can’t wait until the Main Event Bro…Come out now and we’ll do this thing right now!

The Crowd go nuts….

Daniels- Samson seems really content tonight!
Styles- Samson’s running the show now? What next?


Sascha – This Match is scheduled for one fall…Introducing Samson’s opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Hot Springs, Arkansas, The World Heavyweight Champion, Xtreme!!!

On the downbeat after Jon Davis screams "Are you ready!", Xtreme comes out soaking wet from water and going crazy. During the pause in the song, He throws his arms in an X and pyros go off.

(ding, ding, ding)

Samson takes Xtreme off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Samson hits Xtreme with an elbowdrop.
Xtreme climbs to his feet.
Samson executes a jawbreaker on Xtreme.

Styles- Samson really is eager to ask for this match earlier in the night!
Daniels- He’s certainly out to prove he’s worthy of the main event status!

Samson gets back to his feet.
Xtreme stands up.
Xtreme bounces Samson off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.
Xtreme goes for a pin.
Referee Johnson makes the count.
...1

...2

Samson escapes.

Styles- No Chance there…
Daniels- Too early in the match

Samson gets up.

Xtreme kicks Samson in the gut.
Xtreme executes an over the shoulder stomach breaker on Samson.

Daniels- Oh What a Move by the World Champion!
Styles- Samson could be gone already!

…1
…2

…Kick out!

Daniels- So close!

Samson moves back to his feet.
Xtreme tries to suplex Samson, but Samson reverses into a northern lights suplex.

Daniels- Nice suplex by Samson

Samson jumps from the top and nails Xtreme with a flying axhandle smash.
Xtreme is up again.
Samson controls Xtreme with right hands. Samson with a kick to Xtreme’s knee.
Samson whips Xtreme to the ropes and clotheslines him.
Samson is up again.

Styles- Samson is relentless here!

Daniels- He’s certainly proving a point!

Antonio DeMarco comes walking to ringside…The fans boo as he struts down the entrance ramp. He stands at ringside watching the match.

Daniels- What on earth is DeMarco doing here? He has no business out here!
Styles- Leave him alone Mike, he’s just wanting to watch the match!
Daniels- Not Likely….

Samson whips Xtreme into the ropes and meets him with a powerslam. Samson holds on for a cover.

….1

….2

….Kick Out!

Referee Johnson leans over the ropes and warns Antonio DeMarco not to try anything.

Styles- Now the referee is making accusations too!
Daniels- Can you blame him? When have you known Antonio DeMarco to mind his god damn own business?

Xtreme rolls up Samson and DeMarco points into the ring and Referee Johnson makes the count…

…1

…2
…Kick Out!

Styles- Xtreme almost stole a victory!
Daniels- Samson wont give up here…He’s trying to prove a point!

Antonio DeMarco keeps looking at his watch…

Daniels- Sorry to keep you waiting Mr DeMarco! Somewhere you have to be?
Styles- C’mon Mike, the poor guy probably just bought a new watch and he’s just admiring it!
Daniels- Do you even listen to yourself when you speak?

Xtreme whips Samson against the ropes and goes for a spinning heel kick, But Samson ducks and bounces off the ropes with a diving forearm to Xtreme.

Daniels- Samson lifting the tempo another notch here!

Antonio DeMarco goes over to Sascha and takes Xtreme’s world title from her...he begins to look at the belt.

Daniels- Now what the hell is DeMarco doing? That isn’t yours, Give it back DeMarco!
Styles- Ok Maybe DeMarco HAS planned something

DeMarco slides into the ring and nails Samson with the Title belt. He then nails Xtreme with the belt. Referee Johnson calls for the bell..

Daniels- That Son of a bitch! He’s just cost both men the match!
Styles- DeMarco is certainly mad about something!

Sascha- Referee Johnson has just informed me that this match is a no-contest due to interference!

The crowd boo as DeMarco grabs a mic..

DeMarco- Samson, Xtreme….You both need to get your asses to the back. Because I’m the REAL franchise here, I’m the guy all these fans came to see, and you’re doing nothing but wasting time that could be spent on my match. Stop trying to steal my spotlight…I’m the greatest wrestler this company has seen, so both of you… Get your asses out of here!

Suddenly The Lights Go Out….The Titan-tron flashes the words

I’M BACK!!!!!
The Lights come back on and Rollin’ by Limp Bizkit blasts through the arena and out comes Jamie Noxx!!! The Fans go nuts as Noxx comes running out towards the ring!

Daniels- OH MY GOD! JASON IT’S JAMIE NOXX!
Styles- What’s he doing here? I haven’t seen him an ages!
Daniels- JAMIE NOXX IS BACK!
Jamie Noxx gets in the ring and he and DeMarco exchange right hands…Noxx backs DeMarco toward the ropes with right hands, and whips him against the ropes. DeMarco goes for a clothesline but Noxx ducks. Noxx kicks DeMarco in the gut. Tiger Bomb!

Daniels- Tiger Bomb! Jamie Noxx is back!
Styles- Where has he been?

Xtreme and Samson crawl to their feet as Noxx grabs the mic from DeMarco and he pushes Him out of the ring.

Noxx- I’m sorry…Who did you say was the best wrestler in the world DeMarco?

The crowd go nuts again.

Samson and Xtreme get up and Xtreme hugs Noxx. Samson shakes Noxx’s hand.

Noxx- Xtreme, How are you my friend? I’ve been gone for 7weeks and suddenly you’re the world champion!.. That’s great!

Noxx- And Samson, last time I saw you you were going through hell with SyCho…Now you’re Hollywood Champion…Looks like my boys have grown up!

Noxx- You Know what? I’m so proud of you Xtreme, That Later tonight…I have a special treat for you and everyone else in this arena. I’m going to throw you a celebration ceremony!

Daniels- Oh Wow…Jamie Noxx is back in the WcE!
Styles- All this celebrating…It’s like Mardi-Gras has come to town!

Noxx drops the mic and Noxx, Samson, and Xtreme all leave together as the crowd go crazy.

[align=center]Singles Match
Match made by order of Logan Masters
Seamus O'Grady [vs] Adam Belmont
<Written By Revolver Adam>

Sascha:
This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 180 pounds, from Kingston, Ontario, Canada, Adam Belmont!!!

*** Crowd Cheers ***

"In Time" by Mark Collie plays as the lights dim, smoke bathing the arena, in a dark blue light. Adam Belmont emerges from the smoke and walks rather quickly and purposefully to the ring. Ascends the steps and throws his coat aside.

Sascha:
And his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Dublin, Ireland, Seamus O'Grady!!!

*** Crowd Boo’s ***

Music plays, and a huge figure emerges green spot lights travel round the arena. He walks slowly to the ring, when he gets there he goes to the turnbuckle and raises his arms.

Bryan Johnson checks Adam Belmont's boots and knee pads.

While Seamus O'Grady gets his boots checked, the fans start a mean chant.

“Semen O’Gravy, Semen O’Gravy, Semen O’Gravy”

Seamus looks pissed and snarls at the fans.

(Ding, ding, ding)

Styles:
This is going to be great, look at the size of Seamus. He’s going to beat the crap outta Belmont.

Daniels:
I wouldn’t count Adam Belmont out just yet; we’ve seen him beat even bigger men than Seamus.

Styles:
You know what will definitely beat Belmont?

Daniels:
What?

Styles:
Whatever he catches from Lilah tonight.

Daniels:
That was uncalled for, just call the match!

Adam Belmont starts the match with a dropkick to Seamus O’Grady’s right knee and nails Seamus O'Grady with a DDT. Adam Belmont stands up.

Daniels:
That was more vicious than we’ve seen Adam Belmont in a while. I guess he wants to send a message to Logan Masters for putting him in this match and that message is “Go ahead, put me in a match even if I’m injured, I’ll still put on a clinic.”

Styles:
I think Adam should go to a clinic, look at what he’s dating.

Daniels:
Enough with that! Let’s just call the match.

Adam Belmont throws Seamus O'Grady off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block.

“Belmont, Belmont, Belmont” chants starts.

Adam Belmont gets back to his feet. Adam Belmont climbs to the top of the turnbuckle

Daniels:
Look’s like Belmont is going upstairs.

[Cartman]

Styles:
Better than going downstairs… On Lilah!

Daniels:
Now that is enough! I’m going to Belmont everything you’re saying!

Styles:
Like I fear that washed up punk!

Daniels:
I think you better after he pulls off something like this.

Belmont executes the diving headbutt on Seamus O'Grady. Seamus O'Grady stands up. Adam Belmont boots Seamus O'Grady in the gut and hits the “Heavens Messenger” on him. A “Belmont” chants start. The ref starts the count.

...1

...2

Adam Belmont pulls up Seamus’ shoulder.

Daniels:
Now this could be a mistake.

Adam Belmont picks up a groggy Seamus O’Grady and sets him up for another “Heavens Messenger”. He hit’s it and pins him.

…1

…2

…3!

Sascha:
The winner of this match, Adam Belmont!!!

Styles:
Looks like Logan Master’s plan to weaken Adam Belmont didn’t really work.

Daniels:
I think that’s an understatement.

Adam Belmont goes over to the corner and asks for a microphone. He gets it and starts to talk as Seamus is helped out of the ring by some trainers.

Belmont:
You think that you can slow me down Logan? I may still be injured, but I’ll crush every competitor you throw at me.

The crowd cheers.

Belmont:
Put your title holders on notice Logan, because I’m gonna Catch’em All.

The Crowd:
“POKEMON!”

(Sorry guys, had to do it)

Belmont:
Logan, consider yourself warned!

Belmont drops the microphone and walks up the ramp while his music plays.

Daniels:
Well Belmont seems to have deadly focus; I wouldn’t want to be Logan Masters right now.

4 Way Dance for X-TV Title Match Next Week
Matt Sanchez [vs] Starbucks Kid [vs] Climhazzard [vs] Punisher
<Written By Cartman>

Sascha:
This match is a ‘4 Way Dance for X-TV Title Match Next Week’. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Climhazzard!!!

*** Crowd Cheers ***

The lights flicker and sparks explode around the entrance as "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge hits the speakers. Climhazzard literally bursts onto the scene, storming down the entrance ramp, sliding underneath the ropes and climbing onto the nearest turnbuckle with his hands raised as more sparks erupt.

Sascha:
The second in this four way match, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Santa Fe, New Mexico, Matt Sanchez!!!

*** Crowd Cheers ***

'The Blood, The Sweat, The Tears' by Machine Head starts as Matt Sanchez walks down the ramp with a vest and baseball cap on. He stops at the foot of the ramp and looks at ring. He then jumps a couple of times before sliding into the ring and paces around and removing vest and cap.

Sascha:
Introducing third, weighing in at 229 pounds, from Seattle, Washington, the Starbucks Kid!!!

*** Crowd Cheers ***

'Brass Monkey' by Beastie Boys hits as a bunch Green Pyro's shoot into the air and make the shape of a coffee cup and SBK comes through the crowd handing out Starbucks coffee to all the fans in attendance. He then hops over the barrier & slides into the ring and bounces off the ropes all hyper like.

Sascha:
And finally, weighing in at 255 pounds, from Trenton, New Jersey, Punisher!!!

*** Crowd Cheers ***

'Glass Shatters' hits as smoke rises from the stage. Punisher makes his way through the smoke and starts walking with a purpose to the ring. Once in the ring he stands on the middle rope and listens to the fans cheer.

(Ring, ring, ring)

Starbucks Kid drops Matt Sanchez with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Punisher places Climhazzard on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout Superplex. Climhazzard sends Punisher to the corner of the ring. Punisher hip-tosses Climhazzard. Climhazzard gets back to his feet.

Climhazzard on the turnbuckle, Punisher rising from the mat, Climhazzard leaps from the top rope with a body-press. Climhazzard is up again. Punisher uses a lariat on Climhazzard. Climhazzard stands up. Punisher with a high cross-body on Climhazzard. Climhazzard gets knocked on the ground and Punisher flips onto him. Climhazzard gets back to his feet.

Punisher bounces Climhazzard off the ropes and clotheslines him. Punisher punches Climhazzard in the gut. Climhazzard hits Punisher with the Asia moonsault body-block. Punisher is up again. Climhazzard sends Punisher to ringside.

Johnson starts the count.

…1

Climhazzard knocks Punisher out with a tilt-a-whirl Power-slam.

They head back into the ring.

Styles:
Punisher looks like he got beat with the ugly stick.

Climhazzard flies from the turnbuckle with an elbow-drop. Climhazzard hits a flying karate chop right to Punisher's neck. Punisher gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Climhazzard. Climhazzard gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Punisher. Punisher uses a cradle suplex on Climhazzard. ‘Punisher’ chants start from the crowd. Punisher moves back to his feet. Punisher with a falling splash on Climhazzard.

Styles:
That falling splash was very good.

Punisher drags Climhazzard to the floor. Johnson starts the count.

...1

Starbucks Kid gets up.

...2

Starbucks Kid executes a corkscrew legdrop on Matt Sanchez. Matt Sanchez is up again.

...3

Starbucks Kid is hit with a backward kick. Starbucks Kid gets up.

...4

Matt Sanchez hip-tosses Starbucks Kid. Starbucks Kid moves back to his feet.

...5

Matt Sanchez and Starbucks Kid move back into the ring. Matt Sanchez hits him with a back fist.

Daniels:
Good move.

Starbucks Kid hits Matt Sanchez with an atomic drop. Starbucks Kid applies the camel clutch on Matt Sanchez. The referee is checking the situation. ... Matt Sanchez tries to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Matt Sanchez is fighting the hold. Matt Sanchez escapes.

Starbucks Kid hits the handspring moonsault on Matt Sanchez. Starbucks Kid grabs Matt Sanchez's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. The referee is checking the situation. ... Starbucks Kid tightens the hold. ... Matt Sanchez is fighting the hold. ... Matt Sanchez is fighting the hold. ... Matt Sanchez tries to escape.

Punisher attacks Starbucks Kid breaking the hold. Matt Sanchez rolls onto Climhazzard connecting with a knee. Climhazzard gets up. Matt Sanchez kicks Climhazzard in the groin. Climhazzard gets hit with a back heel kick.

Styles:
Matt Sanchez with a nice back heel kick.

Climhazzard gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Matt Sanchez. Matt Sanchez measures Climhazzard up and drops a closed fist. Climhazzard goes for a jumping clothesline but Matt Sanchez dodges the attack. Climhazzard sends Matt Sanchez to ringside.

Johnson starts the count.

...1

...2

Climhazzard executes a rope-flip hip-toss on Matt Sanchez. Matt Sanchez climbs to his feet.

...3

Climhazzard goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Matt Sanchez. Climhazzard gets up.

...4

Climhazzard hits Matt Sanchez with an elbow-drop. Climhazzard is up again. Matt Sanchez stands up. Starbucks Kid is T-Bone suplexed by Punisher.

Styles:
That's the kind of stuff we need to see more of.

Punisher gets back to his feet.

...5

Styles:
I'm really like this match; it reminds me of my days in WWA.

...6

They fight into the aisle.

Punisher and Starbucks Kid move back to ringside. Punisher and Starbucks Kid move back into the ring. Punisher hits Starbucks Kid with an elbow-drop from the second turnbuckle. Punisher takes Starbucks Kid off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Starbucks Kid comes from behind and bulldogs Punisher. Punisher gets hit with the shooting star press from Starbucks Kid.

Johnson counts.

...1

...2

Matt Sanchez attacks Starbucks Kid stopping the count.

Styles:
You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Punisher.

Starbucks Kid uses a snap mare takeover on Punisher. Punisher gets hit with the shooting star press from Starbucks Kid.

Referee Johnson makes the count.

...1

...2

Climhazzard attacks Starbucks Kid stopping the count. Punisher executes the front-layout suplex on Starbucks Kid. “Punisher” chants start. Punisher hooks Starbucks Kid in the abdominal stretch. Referee Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... Starbucks Kid is fighting the hold. ... ... Starbucks Kid is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Punisher breaks the hold. Punisher sends Starbucks Kid to ringside. Johnson starts the count.

...1

Punisher unleashes the Canadian backbreaker on Matt Sanchez.

...2

...3

Matt Sanchez gets knocked on the ground and Punisher flips onto him.

Styles:
Punisher with a nice flip.

Punisher moves back to his feet. Matt Sanchez is up again.

...4

Matt Sanchez grabs Punisher by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.

...5

They head back into the ring. Matt Sanchez hits a spinning leg lariat on Punisher sending him to the mat. Matt Sanchez executes a corkscrew legdrop on Punisher.

Styles:
Corkscrew legdrop!

[Cartman]

Matt Sanchez executes the jumping sidekick on Punisher. Punisher gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Matt Sanchez. Matt Sanchez gets back to his feet. Punisher gets back to his feet. Matt Sanchez knee drops Starbucks Kid. Matt Sanchez moves back to his feet. Matt Sanchez covers Starbucks Kid hooking the leg. Referee Johnson makes the count.

...1

...2

Punisher attacks Matt Sanchez stopping the count.

Daniels:
Almost there! It was almost over.

Starbucks Kid is up again.

Styles:
Starbucks Kid could use some help about now.

Starbucks Kid gets side slammed into the mat by Matt Sanchez.

Daniels:
That move could have killed him!

Matt Sanchez moves back to his feet. Starbucks Kid stands up. Matt Sanchez takes Starbucks Kid down with a knee.

Styles:
Matt Sanchez with a knee.

Starbucks Kid is up again. Starbucks Kid hits a kneeling headbutt to Matt Sanchez's groin. Starbucks Kid hits Matt Sanchez with an elbow-drop.
Starbucks Kid is back on his feet. Matt Sanchez gets hit with the shooting star press from Starbucks Kid. Johnson counts.

...1

...2

Matt Sanchez kicks out.

Styles:
He should have stayed on Matt Sanchez like flies on...

Starbucks Kid bounces Matt Sanchez off the ropes and face-slams him onto the mat. Starbucks Kid puts Matt Sanchez in an arm grapevine submission. Starbucks Kid uses a lariat on Matt Sanchez. Matt Sanchez executes a Suplex on Starbucks Kid.

Daniels:
Jason…please shut up!

Matt Sanchez body slams Punisher. Matt Sanchez executes a leg hammerlock on Punisher. Johnson asks Punisher if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... Punisher tries to escape. ... ... Punisher is fighting the hold. Climhazzard attacks Matt Sanchez breaking the hold. Matt Sanchez DDT's Punisher.

Punisher is up again. Matt Sanchez gets taken down with an arm-drag takedown. Matt Sanchez gets up. Matt Sanchez uppercuts Punisher. Matt Sanchez kicks Punisher in the back of the leg. Punisher is back on his feet. Punisher picks up Matt Sanchez and hits him with the Death Valley Driver.

‘Punisher’ chants start.

Punisher with the hammerlock on Matt Sanchez. Referee Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... ... Matt Sanchez is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Climhazzard attacks Punisher breaking the hold. Punisher picks up Climhazzard and hits him with a Back Suplex. Punisher gets up. Punisher covers Climhazzard. The ref starts the count.

...1

...2

Matt Sanchez attacks Punisher stopping the count.


Styles:
We almost had a winner.

Climhazzard is up again. Punisher hooks Climhazzard in the abdominal stretch. Referee Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... Punisher tightens the hold. ... Climhazzard is fighting the hold. Climhazzard escapes. Punisher sends Climhazzard to ringside.

Daniels:
Punisher better get back in the ring. He has this one won if he can get back in with Climhazzard.

Johnson starts the count.

...1

...2

Punisher drives a forearm into Climhazzard.

...3

Climhazzard hits a jumping elbow thrust on Punisher.

Styles:
Climhazzard with a jumping elbow thrust.

Punisher is up again.

...4

Climhazzard is hooked in a full nelson.

Daniels:
Impressive but won't win a match.

...5

They head back into the ring.

Climhazzard tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Punisher moves back to his feet. Punisher grabs Climhazzard’s head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex. Starbucks Kid gets up. Matt Sanchez gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Starbucks Kid.

Starbucks Kid stands up. Starbucks Kid hits Matt Sanchez with a heart punch. Punisher takes Starbucks Kid down with a full nelson face-slam. Punisher moves back to his feet. Punisher hits Starbucks Kid with an elbow-drop. Punisher is up again. Starbucks Kid climbs to his feet. Punisher executes the Stunner on Starbucks Kid. Punisher rolls him up with a back-flip cradle. Johnson counts the pin.

...1

...2

...3!

Styles:
We've got ourselves a winner!

Sascha:
The winner of this match and gets an X-TV Championship Match next week…The Punisher!!!



Xtreme Television Championship Cage Match
Nick Punk [vs] Jack Savage
<Written By brkville42>

Sascha:
This is a STEEL CAGE MATCH for the XTREME TELEVISION TITLE!!! Coming down first, from Wagga, Wagga Australia, JACK SAVAGE!!!

'Show Me How to Live' by Audioslave hits as red and black pyro’s go off. Savage walks to the middle of the ramp and punches his hand and crack's his knuckles while walking to the ring.

***Crowd Boos***

Sascha:
And now, the Xtreme Television Champion, from Trenton, New Jersey, NICK PUNK!!!

“In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth” by Coheed and Cambria hits and Punk flashes devil horns with his hands as crowd cheers and the song begins. He jumps up and down on the Jumbotron as red pyro’s explode. He high fives fans along the way and holds up a sign before jumping over the barrier into the crowd. He gets back on the stage and goes into the ring, flashing the devil horns again.

***Crowd Cheers***

The Cage lowers ominously down from the ceiling, and Sascha explains the rules.

Sascha:
This match can be won either by pin fall, or escape over the top of cage!

The bell rings, and both men pace around the ring. Punk tugs on the cage, and then breaks for Savage, catching him with a flying back elbow. Savage is taken aback by the move, and tries to shake the cobwebs loose, but Punk is quickly back onto the attack, dropping the same elbow onto Savage.

Both men nip up, and meet face to face. Savage throws a right hand, but Punk returns it. Savage then drives his knee into Punk’s gut, and runs his head into the steel unforgiving cage.

***Crowd Boos Savage***

Savage lifts Punk up, and clotheslines him down. Savage looks out at the crowd, and growls something at them.

But before Savage can continue his assault, Punk stands, and dropkicks Savage into the cage, sending the man from Wagga Wagga to the mat.

Daniels:
What a move there by Nick!

Styles:
What a rack on that chick in row 6!!!

Daniels:
Ugh…

Punk quickly lifts Savage up, and sets him up for a hurricanrana. Punk leaps up to Savage’s shoulders, but Savage awakens, and drives Punk into the cage numerous times, then spikes him on the mat, driving out a groan from deep inside the XTV Champ.

Daniels:
Such aggression from Savage!!!

Savage lifts Punk up, and snap suplexes Punk into the turnbuckle, so Punk is upside down in the corner.

Savage grins coldly, and then punches Punk’s groin, causing Punk to howl in pain.

Savage takes him out of the corner, and sets him up for a piledriver. Punk spins out then drop toe holds Savage into the cage, driving Jack’s face into the steel.

Punk stands up, and the fans cheer loud for him. He walks over to Savage, but Jack immediately drills him in the crotch, sending Punk to mat in pain.

Suddenly, the lights go out in the arena and everything is dark…

Daniels:
What in God’s name?

…

…

Unexpectedly, the lights flick on, and Ken Forte is standing in the ring with a chair. The fans are shocked when Forte bashes both men in the head with chairs, drawing blood out of both men.

The referee calls for the bell, ruling it a no contest. Forte swings at both men again, and again smacks Punk and Savage hard with the chair.

He simply stands in the ring, and watches as Savage and Punk are helped away.

Daniels:
What the hell was that about?

Styles:
YEAH! Someone took my binoculars, now I can’t see the girl in row 6!!!

Daniels:
NO JASON!!! Forte just attacked!!

Styles:
Ah who cares anyway, I gotta find my binoculars!!!

Daniels:
Well, up next is Ken Forte’s Interview, Hopefully we can find out what this is all about?

[Cartman]

--:: Ken Forte Interview ::--
<Written By brkville42>

Ken, already standing in the ring, simply looks out at the crowd, emotionless. Ken heads to the other side of the ring, and snatches a microphone from Sascha. Sascha backs away timid from the now very isolated and barren Ken Forte.

Ken:
Last week, I failed. I put my body on the line, I put my soul on the line, and again, I failed. For that, I apologize to you fans. But I refuse to ever align myself with people like you!!!!

Ken growls the end of the statement, and looks out at the crowd, and scowls at them.

Ken:
I should have known…just like the great men before me, DeMarco... well, loads others, have all been screwed by you people…and it’s WRONG! WHAT YOU PEOPLE DO TO ME IS WRONG!!!

The fans are a bit shocked by Ken’s tone.

Ken:
I have fought and beaten greats…Lennox, Orion, Edgeton, just to name a few. I’d stand up after winning and be proud, because I had it all. You fans supposedly on my side, and key victories over strong opponents. But I didn’t have it all. I had nothing.

The fans are growing tired of Ken bad mouthing them.

Ken:
Do you fans remember War Games 1? I promised to win in that fu**ing Cell and I failed. Just like last week, I failed. I failed, not in the way of winning or losing, but I failed myself. You see, I trained hard, prepared hard, trying to find a way to win.

The fans are now totally bewildered by Ken.

Ken:
I should have prepared myself for the inevitable, the inevitable turning of the fans. It happens to everyone…even the great Jamie Noxx saw this and unaligned himself with you.

The fans cheer for Noxx, yet don’t know how to react to the temperamental Forte.

Ken:
You know, it pains me dearly to know, yes KNOW, that other men will suffer the same fate. Nick Punk, my friend, what I did to you 15 minutes ago is for your own good!!! Please listen to me Nick…

Nick Punk appears on stage to no music. He is bandaged up, and furious.

***Fans Pop For Punk***

Punk:
Ken, you say you tried to help me? You bashed me in the skull with a damn chair…Just how in the world is that helping me?

Ken:
Nick, it was for your own good!!!

Punk:
My own good? Listen pal, just because you got turned on by these great people, doesn’t it make it their fault. You deserve what you got!

Ken is pacing in the ring, furious.

Ken:
I’ll disregard what you just said Nick. I know, I know, I KNOW more about everything than you!!! What you seem to forget is that just because you mess with cars, call yourself the “Punk”, and you are banging a real sl**, doesn’t make you hot sh**. You need me more than you will ever know Nick!

Punk is now irate due to Ken’s comments about his girlfriend.

Punk:
Hey, don’t YOU EVER BRING MY GIRLFRIEND INTO THIS!!! She doesn’t deserve that, what’d she ever do to you??

Ken looks up at Nick emotionless.

Ken:
Dump her Nick. She’ll only hurt you, just like wrestling will only hurt you, just like the fans will only hurt you…you’ve gotta be smart Nick. Drop them all before it’s too late!!!

Punk is still angry.

Punk:
You crazy bastard… I am officially demanding a one on one match between us!

Just then, Jack Savage runs out from the crowd with a steel chain around his fist, and drills Ken in the side of the head.

Savage:
Make it a triple threat!!!

Punk:
Good.

Punk’s music hits, and the fans cheer him as he leaves the stage.

Savage stands over Forte, hits him again, then smiles as Ken’s face turns to the camera, showing that he’s covered in blood…

Daniels:
Whoa. Two psychos in the same ring is not a good thing.

Styles:
Ken has obviously lost his mind, and Savage is well…a savage!!!

Daniels:
I’d say that these two will be at it for a while, and God knows where Punk fits in.

Styles:
Punk seems to be the only sane mind of the bunch!

Daniels:
Yes…oddly enough, the man named Punk is also the tamest in regards to this situation.

Styles:
That’s bound to change.

Daniels:
Jason, you’re acting differently.

Styles:
Well…Bear dumped me.

Meanwhile in the ring, Forte is now standing, dripping in his own blood. He picks up the microphone, and mutters something.

Ken:
Savage, you son of a bit**…

Forte falls back down, collapsing from the lack of blood (from today and Out Of Control.)

Daniels:
This is going to be very bad…

Styles:
BEARY…I love you BEAR!!!

Daniels:
Folks, we’ll be back soon on Primetime!

[Cartman]

Grudge Match
Orion [vs] Antonio Demarco
<Written By Teen Spirit>

[Cartman]

Jamie Noxx's celebration for Xtreme
<Written By Teen Spirit>

Rollin’ My Limp Bizkit plays and the crowd go nuts as Jamie Noxx comes out from the back heading toward the ring. He is wearing a pinstripe suit and sunglasses, he waves to the fans who are going completely nuts. He gets to ringside and walks to the top of the steps where he turns and bows to the crowd who are giving him a standing ovation. He gets in the ring through the second rope and he grabs a mic to speak.

Noxx:
Well….It’s been 6 weeks, but I’m back!

The fans cheer again…

Noxx:
You see, I had un-finished business to attend to with Antonio DeMarco. We were scheduled to fight in the biggest battle in WcE history at the War Games PPV. But due to the death of my late mother, I took a leave of absence from the WcE. My only regret is that I denied you fan’s the match of a lifetime…

The fans chant Noxx’s name…

Noxx:
Ok but, I have a reason for being here tonight…This man became the World Heavyweight Champion at the PPV last week…Your best friend and mine, Xtreme!

Xtreme comes out as the fans go nuts, Xtreme poses as pyros shoot from the entrance ramp and he begins to walk toward the ring. Xtreme is wearing a suit also and has the World Heavyweight Title draped over his right shoulder. Noxx sits on the second rope to let Xtreme in, and once Xtreme is in the ring they shake hands, then hug. Noxx pats Xtreme on the back and then hands him another mic as he speaks.

Noxx:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the World Heavyweight Champion…Xtreme!

“We Want Pancakes” chants burst through the arena as the roof is nearly blown off with cheers for the two guys in the ring.

Noxx:
Now Xtreme, the PPV was all about you…It was your night…It was the night that you broke through and captured the World Title, everything went your way, you became one of the immortals who can claim they’ve held the World Title, luckily for me, I’ve held it twice. But just listen to these fans when you came out here, you’re the peoples champion!

The Fans erupt with Xtreme chants as Xtreme smiles…

Noxx:
Listen to the reception they gave you…actually….you want to know something?...that reception they gave you was a lot louder than the reception I received. I mean, I’m a 2 time world champion, and you’ve only held the title for a minute and these fans choose you over me!

Xtreme chuckles as he pats Jamie Noxx on the back...Noxx shrugs Xtreme’s hand off him.

Noxx:
I’m still speaking…

Xtreme looks on in confusion as Noxx continues…

Noxx:
I’ve seen this company evolve from It’s very foundations…I was the first WcE champion under control of Paul Timmons, I then became the first person to win it twice, And all through my career in the WcE I’ve beaten everyone who’s been thrown at me, Rocky Stevens, Antonio DeMarco, Lennox Armstrong, Orion, Chris Edgeton, Ace Johnson, Jason Styles, Brian Braddock…you name them I’ve beaten them!...I’m the only guy in this entire company who can say that I’ve never been pinned… I’ve fought back from broken ribs to conquer the elite for you people… I came back after 6weeks out due to the death of my mother to screw DeMarco for you people… I’ve battled adversity for you people and you cheer louder for Xtreme than me? I may as well leave again!

Xtreme:
Now Jamie, c’mon….Everybody let Jamie Noxx know how much you love him!

The Crowd erupts with ‘Jamie Noxx’ Chants as Noxx hangs his head as Xtreme pats him on the back again…

Xtreme:
Hey buddy, listen to that…These people fricking love you!... You are right, you are the best this business has ever seen. These people are so happy to have you back in the WcE… So please stay here, these fans want you to stay!

Noxx turns and smiles at Xtreme, he extends his hand for Xtreme and Xtreme meets it as the fans cheer.

Noxx looks at Xtreme’s world title…

Noxx:
Hey Xtreme, you know you might want to hold onto that belt…I know what it feels like to hold it, and I’d give anything to hold it again…Believe me, without it, life isn’t the same…

Noxx grabs Xtreme’s hand and raises it in the air…

Noxx:
Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you all to the greatest wrestler in the world today……….JAMIE NOXX!

Suddenly Noxx levels Xtreme with a super kick to the jaw. Xtreme lays motionless on the mat as the fans boo and begin to start throwing things into the ring…Noxx looks over Xtreme as he shouts at him

Noxx:
As I said….Last Week was your time….but this is MY TIME!...You hear me? I’m Jamie Noxx god dammit! ...You’re a nobody!...I’m The Best Wrestler this company has ever seen!

The fans boo loudly as Noxx raises his arms in the air.

Noxx:
YOU PEOPLE MADE ME DO THIS!....I gave you everything I had left in my soul and you turned your back on me!...You people are nothing, I’m the best damn wrestler this company has ever seen!....

Noxx grabs the World Title from the ground, and raises it above his head…

Noxx:
I am back in the WcE!... And you people have yourselves to blame for what I’ve just done…You people did this to Xtreme!...This man was my best friend, and because YOU people turned your backs on me he is lying on the ground now motionless…I hope you’re all happy!

Noxx looks down to the beaten Xtreme who still isn’t moving….He drops the title on Xtreme’s chest and spits in Xtreme’s face…

Noxx:
You’re a nobody….I’m Jamie Noxx!...

Noxx slaps Xtreme

Noxx:
You see what these fans have done to you? Good Luck being the people’s champ Xtreme, because look what they’ve done to you in your first week as champion!

Noxx exits the ring and begins to walk back up the entrance ramp telling everybody it’s their fault… Fans throw signs, beer, and other items at him as he walks back up the ramp…He then gives one fan the finger and walks backstage as Xtreme begins to crawl to his knees as he stares at Noxx screaming…”Why?”