WcE PrimeTime July 23rd, 2005 Results

[Cartman]

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Saturday, July 23rd 2005
Fargo Dome, Fargo, ND


Dark Match 6-Man Battle Royal
Seamus O’Grady [vs] Matt Sanchez [vs] Climhazzard [vs] Starbucks Kid [vs] Insanity [vs] Raoul Duke w/Dr. Gonzo
<Written By Punk>

Styles:
Hello and welcome to the Fargo Dome…

Daniels:
They still can’t hear you.

Styles:
Oh yeah, I’ll shut up…

The camera opens to Sascha DeSilva inside of the ring.

Sascha:
The following match up is scheduled for one fall and is a six-way Battle Royale!

The crowd cheers.

Sascha:
Introducing first, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, Raoul Duke!

Raoul creeps through the entrance curtain, he looks around quickly like a rabbit scoping for predators. He soon realizes his paranoia is drawing attention to himself and he quickly snaps out of it and continues to walk to the ring as if nothing has happened. He's attorney walks straight out of the curtains just as Raoul reaches the apron, his attorney walks, unfazed, down to the ring, completely ignoring all the people. Raoul gets into the ring and removes his hat and blocks his face for a second. All the crowd sees is him taking a huge inhale. He puts down his hat throws it to his attorney, as well as his cigarette holder and glasses. He stands in the ring awaiting his opponents.

Sascha:
And introducing next, weighing in at three hundred and thirty pounds, Insanity!

All of a sudden near enough all of the lights go dark with two lights pointing at the ring as 'House of Horror' hits the PA system. Moments later a single blue light shines over to the Jumbotron to find it wrapped in thick tall smoke that reaches heights of near 8 foot. The light continues to look at smoke when the dark figure of Insanity begins to appear in the smoke. As the vocals of the song kick in Insanity steps out from the smoke cloud, that shrouded him, with more lights hitting the staging illuminating Insanity. Insanity slowly begins to make his way down the ramp, focusing on the ring as he does, ignoring the crowd to the left and right of him as they boo his existence. As Insanity reaches the bottom of the ramp he scowls at the ring as he prepares to enter it, but not before turning away from the ring and heading towards the steel steps. Insanity slowly climbs the steel steps and walks across the apron of the ring to the centre; Insanity pushes down on the top rope and steps over the rope entering the ring. Insanity walks up to the middle of the ring where he stands still with his arms to his side. Insanity raises his head to look to the sky, Insanity suddenly drops to one knee, and looks to the ground, which sets off the pyro’s at the Jumbotron signaling for all the lights to return to normal. Insanity raises his right hand to look at it, as Insanity remains emotionless, staring at Raoul Duke who looks obviously freaked out.

Sascha:
And next, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, Climhazzard!

The lights flicker and sparks explode around the entrance as "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge hits the speakers. Climhazzard literally bursts onto the scene, storming down the entrance ramp, sliding underneath the ropes and climbing onto the nearest turnbuckle with his hands raised as more sparks erupt from the entrance. He stares at the two others in the ring.

Sascha:
And weighing in at two hundred and twenty nine pounds, Starbucks Kid!

A bunch Green Pyro's shoot into the air and make the shape of a coffee cup as ‘Brass Monkey’ plays and SBK comes through the crowd handing out Starbucks coffee to all the fans in attendance. He eventually makes it to the guardrail where he hops over, slides into the ring and bounces off the ropes all hyper like. He jumps up and down looking around the ring.

Sascha:
Also, weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds, Matt Sanchez!

'The Blood, The Sweat, The Tears' by Machine Head starts as Matt Sanchez walks down the ramp with a vest and baseball cap on. He stops at the foot of the ramp and looks at ring. He then jumps a couple of times before sliding into the ring and paces around and removing vest and cap.

Sascha:
And finally, weighing in at three hundred pounds, Seamus O’Grady!

Music plays, and a huge figure emerges green spot lights travel round the stadium. He walks slowly to the ring, when he gets there he goes to the turnbuckle and raises his arms. He then moves to the centre of the ring and winks at Sascha, she looks at him and runs out of the ring vomiting. He shrugs and everyone gets ready for the match.

DING! DING! DING!

The match begins as various men are attacked and beaten down all over. Starbucks Kid is punching Seamus, Climhazzard is stomping a mud hole in Matt Sanchez, and Insanity is clothes lined out of the ring by Raoul Duke. The entire ring is bursting. Sanchez gets up and gives Climhazzard a powerbomb into the turnbuckle. Starbucks Kid Is flipped out of the ring by Seamus. Seamus is knocked out by Duke, and finally so are Sanchez and Climhazzard. Duke goes up to the top ropes after cleaning house. The others soon get into the ring to avoid a count out.

Seamus gives Climhazzard a big Back Breaker but is dropkicked from behind by Starbucks Kid.

Insanity is lifting Seamus up with a chokehold but is kicked in the legs by Sanchez, who then Bulldog’s him down.

Raoul exchanges hands with Seamus and SBK before giving them a double DDT.

Climhazzard and Sanchez take turns pounding on Insanity and knock him out of the ring. He gets back in but is beaten down in the corner.

Seamus gets up and tries to hit a small package on Duke but is kicked by SBK, who then throws Seamus into a corner. Seamus lies down in pain on the apron.

Climhazzard kicks Sanchez in the gut and delivers a thunderous snap suplex before again dropkicking Insanity. Sanchez gets up but is given a German Suplex by Raoul Duke.

SBK sees Seamus lying down and springboards off of him and onto Insanity, taking them both out of the ring.

O’Grady lifts himself up and motions for Climhazzard to bring it. Climhazzard sprints at him but Seamus gives him a drop toe hold into the second turnbuckle. Climhazzard howls in pain.

Raoul and Sanchez exchange hands and Dr. Gonzo sprints out, pulling on Sanchez’ leg. Sanchez grunts and turns to kick him but Gonzo takes him down with the Ref’s attention on Climhazzard. Raoul goes to the second rope and drops his knee on Sanchez.

Starbucks tries to get back into the ring but Insanity pulls him back down and throws him into the ring barrier before delivering a huge spine buster.

Climhazzard gets up and Seamus tries to hit a Flapjack but Climhazzard kicks him in the stomach and then hits a powerful suplex, taking them both out of the ring and leaving only Raoul and Sanchez.

Insanity gets up to the ropes but is dropkicked by both competitors in the ring onto the now standing Starbucks Kid.

Sanchez tries to kick Raoul in the gut but is spun around into a kick. Sanchez gets connected with the Next Wave!

…1

…2

…3!

Sascha:
Here’s your winner, Raoul Duke!

Raoul Duke looks around at the crowd still paranoid and Gonzo starts to celebrate. Raoul raises up his hands with a smile finally.

[Cartman]

Singles Grudge Cage Match
Dave Coherski [vs] Scottie D. Love
<Written By Cartman>

Sascha:
This match is a Cage Grudge Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 253 pounds, from San Diego, CA, Dave Coherski!

"The Punishment Due" by Megadeth plays as pyro sparklers from the ceiling and two bottle rockets from the ceiling hit the stage. When Dave Coherski comes out of the curtains he looks pissed off and acts like he is the best. He flexes when he gets in the ring and a sign comes down that says Scorpio

Sascha:
And his opponent, weighing in at 195 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Scottie D. Love!

'The Final Countdown' by Europe plays as Scottie D. Love enters with his Manager...'Quiet Man'. On the way to the ring Scottie talks down to some annoying fans that are annoying him. Once in the ring he drops to one knee and poses for the booing fans.

(Ding, ding, ding)

Dave Coherski drops Scottie D. Love with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Dave Coherski punches Scottie D. Love in the head. Dave Coherski superkicks Scottie D. Love. Scottie D. Love tries for a fisherman buster but is not strong enough to lift Dave Coherski. Scottie D. Love begins climbing the cage. Scottie D. Love is pulled off the cage by Dave Coherski Scottie D. Love tries for a power bomb but is not strong enough to lift Dave Coherski. Scottie D. Love climbs the cage. Dave Coherski pulls Scottie D. Love off the cage.

Scottie D. Love tries for a dragon suplex but is not strong enough to lift Dave Coherski. Scottie D. Love begins climbing the cage. Dave Coherski pulls Scottie D. Love off the cage. Scottie D. Love tries for a gut-wrench powerbomb but is not strong enough to lift Dave Coherski. Scottie D. Love starts to climb the cage. Scottie D. Love climbs to the top of the cage. Dave Coherski knocks Scottie D. Love off the top of the cage to the mat. Scottie D. Love does a cartwheel and kicks Dave Coherski in the face.

Daniels:
Dave is really dominating this match Jason!

Dave Coherski moves back to his feet. Dave Coherski knifehand chops Scottie D. Love. Scottie D. Love gets tiger suplexed by Dave Coherski. Dave Coherski stomps Scottie D. Love's head. Dave Coherski fist drops Scottie D. Love on the mat. Dave Coherski gets up. Dave Coherski hits Scottie D. Love with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Dave Coherski stands up. Scottie D. Love gets back to his feet. Dave Coherski executes a jawbreaker on Scottie D. Love. Dave Coherski knees Scottie D. Love and rolls back to his feet.

Scottie D. Love gets up. Scottie D. Love tries for a vertical suplex but is not strong enough to lift Dave Coherski. Scottie D. Love begins climbing the cage. Dave Coherski pulls Scottie D. Love off the cage. Dave Coherski get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Scottie D. Love. Scottie D. Love grabs Dave Coherski and applies an arm wrench. Dave Coherski is back on his feet. Scottie D. Love hits a running forearm smash on Dave Coherski's face. Scottie D. Love climbs the cage. Scottie D. Love climbs to the top of the cage. Scottie D. Love is climbing back down. Scottie D. Love makes it to the top of the cage. Dave Coherski shakes the cage Scottie D. Love goes down.

Scottie D. Love runs in and leg drops Dave Coherski.

“Scottie D. Sucks” chants start in the crowd.

Dave Coherski climbs to his feet. Scottie D. Love begins climbing the cage. Scottie D. Love is pulled off the cage by Dave Coherski. Dave Coherski goes for a tiger driver but Scottie D. Love dodges the attack. Dave Coherski starts to climb the cage. Scottie D. Love pulls Dave Coherski off the cage. Dave Coherski slaps Scottie D. Love in the face. Dave Coherski climbs to his feet. Scottie D. Love tackles Dave Coherski and pummels his head. Dave Coherski is back on his feet. Dave Coherski gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.

Now Dave Coherski standing. Dave Coherski double underhook faceslams Scottie D. Love hard to the mat. Dave Coherski kicks Scottie D. Love in the stomach. Scottie D. Love is back on his feet. Dave Coherski comes from behind and bulldogs Scottie D. Love. Dave Coherski gets back to his feet. Dave Coherski kicks Scottie D. Love on the mat. Dave Coherski with a jumping DDT on Scottie D. Love. Dave Coherski climbs the cage. Dave Coherski moves to the top of the cage. Scottie D. Love knocks Dave Coherski off the top of the cage to the mat. Dave Coherski chokes Scottie D. Love with his boot.

“Coherski Sucks” chants start in the crowd.

Dave Coherski starts to climb the cage. Scottie D. Love pulls Dave Coherski off the cage. Scottie D. Love tries for a side belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Dave Coherski. Scottie D. Love begins climbing the cage. Scottie D. Love is pulled off the cage by Dave Coherski.

Styles:
Dave Coherski looks like he got beat with the ugly stick.

Scottie D. Love gives Dave Coherski a reverse neckbreaker. Scottie D. Love gets back to his feet. Scottie D. Love rolls onto Dave Coherski connecting with a knee. Dave Coherski gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Scottie D. Love. Scottie D. Love gets back to his feet. Scottie D. Love measures Dave Coherski up and drops a closed fist. Dave Coherski is up again. Scottie D. Love tries for a super fisherman buster but is not strong enough to lift Dave Coherski.

Now Scottie D. Love standing. Scottie D. Love gouges Dave Coherski's eyes out. Dave Coherski vertical suplexes Scottie D. Love to the mat. Dave Coherski gets up. Dave Coherski piledrives Scottie D. Love into the mat. Dave Coherski knee drops Scottie D. Love. Dave Coherski moves back to his feet. Dave Coherski hits Scottie D. Love with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Dave Coherski is back on his feet. Coherski begins climbing the cage. Dave Coherski makes it to the top of the cage. Dave Coherski moves to the outside of the cage.

Dave Coherski is out of the cage!

Sascha:
The winner of this match, Dave Coherski!!!

[Cartman]

--:: Backstage Segment ::--

Michaels:
This is Johnny Michaels backstage, waiting to get a word from the World Heavyweight Champion, Xtreme. First, I have footage of an interview I did a few days ago.

The footage begins to roll.

Michaels:
I am standing here with Xtreme, just days before his triple threat match on PrimeTime involving Samson and Edward Freeze. Xtreme, first, I would like to get your thoughts on your upcoming match.

Xtreme:
Well, it’s this simple: Samson had his chance last week…and Eddie is crazy. So, that leaves me right smack dab in the middle of the strangest Oreo cookie I’ve ever seen. What the hell is Masters thinking anyway? In my opinion, this match does not make sense to me. I mean, neither of these guys came in and attacked me during a match, or super kicked my head off during a “celebration.”

Michaels:
Speaking of that, how do you feel about the actions of both DeMarco and Noxx last week on PrimeTime?

Xtreme:
Well, to use the words of Orion, DeMarco is a bitch. He’s still got a sandy vagina because he’s not champ like he thinks he should. Well, the Renegades are over, and so is your shot at MY title. So save the drama for your mama DeMarco. Or send your problems to Belmont with “Shooting the Breeze.” I’m sure that would help you out a whole bunch.

Xtreme winks at the camera and adds a smile to his face.

Michaels:
And what about Noxx?

The smile disappears from his face.

Xtreme:
When I heard his music hit the speakers, I thought it was too good to be true. And in fact, it was. That man was my best friend in this business. Back when I was just trying to become the X-TV champion, he helped me out a lot backstage on his own time. And now, that I’ve taken that advice and have finally succeeded, he has a problem with me? The fans didn’t make him do it…it was Jamie Noxx’s greed and selfishness that broke him down and made him do what he did.

Michaels:
What will you do if you see him at PrimeTime?

Xtreme:
I don’t know, Johnny. I want to know some answers before I do anything too brash or irrational. I want to face him man-to-man, and see what his deal is. I may be the champ…but I much rather keep a friend than the title…Well, I gotta get back to my workout, nice talking to ya Johnny.

Footage ends.

Michaels:
That was how Xtreme felt only a few days ago. But now that Samson has accused the Champ of hiring DeMarco to interfere last week, and his feelings about Noxx have been able to settle a little more, Xtreme must be feeling a little bit differently now.

At that moment, Xtreme opens his door, and is surprised to see Johnny Michaels.

Xtreme:
Well, hello there Johnny. What are you doing?

Michaels:
I was just trying to see if I could get a word from you about what Samson had to say about you hiring DeMarco to interfere last week.

Xtreme:
He said that? HA! That’s funny. Well, that’s new information to me man.

Michaels:
How do you feel about that?

Xtreme:
Well, I’m not sure how to feel about that at the moment, Dan Rather. I guess I’ll have to show Samson how I feel when I get in that ring tonight.

Michaels:
Is the accusation true?

Xtreme:
Do penguins masturbate? The answer I’m lookin’ for Johnny boy is no, I did not hire the Italian dumbass to interfere in last week’s match. Samson is just looking for an excuse because he couldn’t get the job done before DeMarco’s pad overflowed. Either way, it’s not my problem. I gotta get going man.

Xtreme begins to walk down the hallway, when Johnny yells a question at him.

Michaels:
Have you changed your mind about Noxx?

Xtreme stops, slowly turns around, and walks back toward Johnny.

Xtreme:
This is what’s gonna happen with Noxx tonight. After my match with Samson and Freeze man, I’m going to call him out, like I told you before, man-to-man. If he comes out, then I guess we’ll see what happens.

Xtreme turns around and walks down the hallway.

Michaels:
Johnny Michaels, reporting for WcE. Back to Daniels and Styles out in the ring for our next match.

[Cartman]

X-TV 4-Way Ladder Match
Nick Punk [vs] The Punisher [vs] Jack Savage [vs] Ken Forte
<Written By Brkville42>

Sascha:
This match is a 4-Way Ladder Match for the “Xtreme Television” Title! Coming down first, The Punisher!

'Glass Shatters' hits as smoke rises from the stage. Punisher makes his way through the smoke and starts walking with a purpose to the ring. Once in the ring he stands on the middle rope and listens to the fans cheer.

Sascha:
Coming down next, from Wagga, Wagga Australia, Jack Savage!

'Show Me How to Live' by Audioslave hits as red and black pyro’ go off. Savage walks to the middle of the ramp and punches his hand and crack's his knuckles while walking to the ring.

***Crowd Boos***

Sascha:
Coming down third, from Manhattan, New York, Ken Forte!

“Defy You” by The Offspring hits, and Ken steps out on stage, looking angry. He heads down to the ring, emotionless, and slides in the ring. He stands in the ring, then pounds his chest three times and prepares for the match.

***Crowd Boos***

Sascha:
And now, the Xtreme Television Champion, from Trenton, New Jersey, Nick Punk!

“In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth” by Coheed and Cambria hits and Punk flashes devil horns with his hands as crowd cheers and the song begins. He jumps up and down on the Jumbotron as red pyro’s explode. He high fives fans along the way and holds up a sign before jumping over the barrier into the crowd. He gets back on the stage and goes into the ring, flashing the devil horns again.

***Crowd Cheers***

Referee Johnson calls for the bell after checking all four men, and the match begins. Immediately, Forte and Savage hook up, trading rights and lefts. Punk clotheslines Punisher over the top rope, spilling the action out of the ring.

Savage ducks a Forte clothesline, and dropkicks Ken out of the ring. On the other side, Punk is on his knees a sharp right hand to the gut from the winner of last week’s Fatal Four Way match.

Daniels:
The action is intense Jason!

Styles:
Not as intense as the babe in row 9! Gee-whiz!

Ken grabs Savage, and rams his head into the ring post. Savage then responds with a quick jab, and drop toe holds Forte into the barrier. The crowd moans after hearing the thud.

On the other side of the ring, Punisher grabs the ladder, and attempts to gut the XTV Champ by forcefully driving the ladder into Punk’s abdomen. But this time Punk doesn’t fall, he jumps to the apron, and missile dropkicks the ladder into Punisher’s face.

The crowd moans after the agonizing thud is heard.

Forte, who was just driven face first into the ring barrier, is now on the offensive, by wiping Savage out with a vile chair shot, sending Savage sprawling to the floor. Ken looks at Jack, and then smacks him a few more times with the chair, before heading towards Punk and Punisher.

Daniels:
Forte has really lost control.

Styles:
I wish that girl would lose the shirt…err…

Punk is up, and notices Forte coming over. He crouches by he corner, and then tries a dropkick to Ken, but the former IC Champ is not fooled, and he instead bashes Punk’s ankle. The crowd boos Ken, and Nick howls in pain.

Punisher is beginning to stand, but Forte ends that, with a sickening chair shot, that draws blood from Punisher’s head.

Ken tosses the chair in the ring, and slides the ladder in as well. He climbs in the ring, and sets up the ladder. The fans are completely against Forte now, screaming curses at him.

Daniels:
Not this way! No!

Styles:
For the last time, can you please shut up? Honestly!

Savage is hanging on the apron as Ken begins to climb. But Nick Punk beats him to it, and executes a PERFECT Neck Cracker on Forte off the ladder.

Punisher is attempting to stand, and manages to climb in the ring. Savage is there also, he grabs a chair, and nails Punk and Forte, before getting speared down by Punisher.

Forte rolls over, and is shown to be bleeding lightly from the head. Punisher is now the only man up, and he begins to climb the ladder.

Daniels:
No way! Punisher is gonna win!

Styles:
I hate you. You ran her off!!

Punisher is only a few steps away from his first title, when Savage pops up, grabs Punisher’s ankle, and LOCKS ON THE SAVAGE LOCK ON THE LADDER!!!

Savage wrenches Punisher off the ladder, and tightens the Savage Lock. Punisher howls in pain, and tries to escape by grabbing the ropes. But Savage smiles, and pulls him back, after Ref. Johnson reminds Punisher that there are no rope breaks.

Punk and Forte are both now standing, and exchanging rights and lefts until Punk gets the advantage, driving Forte into the corner, where he pummels Ken to the bottom buckle. He turns around, and flashes devil’s horns to the ground, and they go wild for him.

Savage lets Punisher go, then grabs the chair, and bashes Punk in the back of the head. Punk drops like a ton of bricks, and Savage grins viscously at the crowd.

Punisher attempts to stand, but Savage is there, and he nearly decapitates him with a wicked chair shot. Savage lifts Punisher’s head, and he’s bleeding.

Ken Forte climbs up slowly, sneaks behind Savage, angles him correctly, and German Suplexes Savage on to the up right ladder. Ken quickly spins around, and then pile drives Savage. Ken hops up, and heads to the floor.

He digs around under the ring, and pulls out a 2 by 4. Ken slides back in the ring, and leans against the ladder, diagonally. Ken lifts up Savage, and overhead suplexes him through the 2 by 4.

Daniels:
What a move!

Styles:
Savage will be plucking splinters out of his ass for weeks!!!

Punk is now standing with the chair. Forte turns around, and ducks a swing by Punk. Ken then dropkicks the chair into Punk’s face. Ken slides out of the ring, pulls three tables out of the ring, and sets them up on the outside of the ring.

He slides back, punches Punisher, whose been bleeding a lot, then gets chop blocked by Savage. Ken yells in pain, but before Savage can attack, Punk spears Savage down, and begins to pummel him.

Savage gets away, and hops to the ring apron. Punk smiles, and dropkicks Savage, who in turn goes through two of the tables!!! (The tables are spread horizontally beside the ring)

Ken then runs over, and tosses Punk over the top rope, through the THIRD TABLE!!!

Daniels:
Punk and Savage are DEAD!!!

Styles:
Ahh…no big deal!

Ken turns around, and Punisher clotheslines Ken down. He turns around, and slowly heads towards the ladder. He begins to climb up, but Ken is standing. Forte grabs a chair, and bashes Punisher’s ankle, pounding it against the ladder.

Ken pulls Punisher off, then lands the Neutralizer on him. Ken unleashes the Forte Lock on Punisher, and tortures him for a moment. Forte lets go, lifts Punisher up, and tosses him out of the ring.

Forte turns around, smiles sadistically, climbs the ladder, grabs the belt, and pulls it down, signally a win.

Sascha:
The winner of this match, and NEW Xtreme Television Champion, Ken Forte!!!

Daniels:
Ken was absolutely brutal!!!

Styles:
That chick was absolutely hot!!!

[Cartman]

Tag Team No DQ Extravaganza Match
Self Pollution [vs] New Age Criminalz [vs] Team Canada [vs] Bar Room Brawlers [vs] The Jass and Rection Connection
<Written By brkville42>

Sascha:
This is the NO DQ Tag Team Extravaganza Match! Coming down first, The Jass and Rection Connection!!

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool immediatly begins to play and a huge firework explodes from the top of the ramp. They step out from the curtains and raise their arms to a chorus of cheers by the loving fans. They walk down the ramp with grins and they slide in the ring. They stand up and flex their arms in the middle of the ring, than waits.

Sascha:
Coming down next, Self Pollution!!

An American flag lowers from the arena and lights on fire, then lights on fire, after it burns up a flaming Anarchy Sign appears where the flag was and the lights turn blue and "Sex and Violence" hits.

Sascha:
Coming down next, the New Age Criminalz!!

Both guys come out, dancing to their music, eventually climbing into the ring and posing as the fans cheer, before eventually moving to their corner and awaiting their opponent's.

Sascha:
Coming down next, the Bar Room Brawlers!!!

"Barroom Hero" by Dropkick Murphys hit the speakers, a fire ball flies down and hit’s the stage, loud explosion burst up off the center of the stage, when the music speeds up Jack and Jake run out, Jack with a couple of beers in hand, downs the beer. They run down the ramp, Jake climbs the ropes, Jack crawls in. They climbs the corners and acknowledges the crowd.

Sascha:
The final team, Team Canada!!!

"Oh Canada" plays as Team Canada come out from the back, Kelso carries the Canadian Flag as they walk down the entrance ramp where Kelso walks up the steel steps to enter the ring as Butler slides under the bottom rope.

Ref. Johnson calls for the bell, and the battle begins.

Team Canada immediately slide out of the ring, and arm themselves with chairs, then slide back in. Self Pollution and the Bar Room Brawlers are going at it, and Hue Jass is taken out by a Wayne Butler chair shot. Biggy Rection leaves Jass on the mat, but turns into a chair shot from Bobby Kelso.

Daniels:
What a chair shot from Kelso!!!

Styles:
That dude’s name is Biggy Rection!! Get it…big erec-

Daniels:
We know…

Jack Kazhmir over powers Coke, and knocks him over the top rope. Jason Blaze gets taken out by a Kelso chair shot, but Brett Starr then takes Kelso down. But Butler is there, and he smacks Starr down with a chair shot.

Hue Jass climbs to his feet, but is wiped out by Adrian Seven who viscously clotheslines him.

Smirnoff grabs Kazhmir, and pile drives him head first to the mat.

Butler stands behind Smirnoff, and wipes him out with a chair shot. But out of nowhere comes Hue Jass, and he low blows Butler.

Adrian Seven turns, but Jass is there, and he lands the Jass Wipe on him.

…1

…2

…3!

Sascha:
The winner of this match, The Jass and Rection Connection!!!

[Cartman]

--:: Sascha DeSilva Interviews CEO Logan Masters” ::--
<Written By Cartman>

Coming soon (maybe)

[Cartman]

"Contract On A Pole" Match
Lennox Armstrong [vs] Chris Edgeton
<Written By Cartman>

Sascha:
This match is a Contract on a Pole Match. On his way to ring at this time, weighing in at 310 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Lennox Armstrong!

'Seven Nation Army' by The White Stripes plays as Lennox walks out to the ramp and gives a brooding look to the fans. Then makes his way to ringside and jogs up the steps and into the ring and climbs opposite turnbuckles and raises his hands in the air.

Sascha:
And his opponent, weighing in at 255 pounds, from Scranton, Pennsylvania, Chris Edgeton!

The lights dim into total darkness. "Pitiful' by Blindside hits as blue and white strobe lights turn on and Edgeton comes out jumping up and down shortly followed by his manager/wife Kensie. He then runs down and slides into the ring and she follows up the rear as she walks up the steps.

The ref grabs the Mic and lays out the rules.

Jack Johnson:
The Contract is at the top of that pole in the corner right there.

(Pointing at the envelope)

Johnson continues:
First man to get to the contract and retrieve the papers inside gets to stay employed with the WcE!

Lennox and Edgeton go to the center of the ring and face off. They argue back and forth at each other pointing fingers and giving lude gestures to each other. Chris turns his back on Lennox who then drops Chris Edgeton with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.

Johnson calls for the bell.

(Ring, ring, ring)

Lennox Armstrong uses a lariat on Chris Edgeton. Chris Edgeton moves back to his feet. Chris Edgeton nails Lennox Armstrong with a belly-to-back suplex. Chris Edgeton punches Lennox Armstrong repeatedly. Lennox Armstrong pins Chris Edgeton against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.

Daniels:
Great start for these two Jason.

Styles:
You bet Mike, these two have been rivals for the better part of the last year.

Chris Edgeton delivers a stretch backbreaker to Lennox Armstrong. Chris Edgeton punches Lennox Armstrong repeatedly. Chris Edgeton bounces Lennox Armstrong off the ropes and clotheslines him. Chris Edgeton clotheslines Lennox Armstrong. Chris Edgeton bounces Lennox Armstrong off the ropes and clotheslines him. Lennox Armstrong stands up.

Lennox Armstrong executes the airplane spin and throws Chris Edgeton onto the mat. Lennox Armstrong moves over to the corner turnbuckle. Lennox Armstrong moves away from the corner. Lennox Armstrong swings bell and hits Chris Edgeton. Lennox Armstrong piledrives Chris Edgeton into the mat. Lennox Armstrong lifts Chris Edgeton and Jackhammers him to the mat.

Daniels:
That move could have killed him!

Chris Edgeton is back on his feet. Lennox Armstrong moves over to the corner turnbuckle. Lennox Armstrong goes up to the middle turnbuckle. Lennox Armstrong goes back down to the first turnbuckle. Lennox Armstrong moves away from the corner. Chris Edgeton gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Lennox Armstrong.

Styles:
Good backdrop driver by Lennox Armstrong.

Styles:
This promotion is the only place for entertainment like this!

Chris Edgeton delivers a stretch backbreaker to Lennox Armstrong. Lennox Armstrong stands up. Chris Edgeton nails Lennox Armstrong with a belly-to-back suplex. Lennox Armstrong gets up. Chris Edgeton nails Lennox Armstrong with a belly-to-back suplex. Chris Edgeton moves back to his feet. Chris Edgeton sends Lennox Armstrong to the corner of ring.

Chris Edgeton delivers a stretch backbreaker to Lennox Armstrong. Chris Edgeton bounces Lennox Armstrong off the ropes and clotheslines him. Lennox Armstrong climbs to his feet. Chris Edgeton gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Lennox Armstrong. Lennox Armstrong stands up. Lennox Armstrong sends Chris Edgeton into Bryan Johnson he goes down. Lennox Armstrong with a falling splash on Chris Edgeton. Lennox Armstrong lifts Chris Edgeton and Jackhammers him to the mat.

“Armstrong Sucks” chants start in the crowd.

Lennox Armstrong climbs to his feet.

Dave Stevens runs to ring.

Daniels:
What the HELL is Stevens doing out here?

Dave Stevens slides under the bottom rope and spears Lennox Armstrong. Stevens punches Lennox Armstrong repeatedly. Edgeton tries to pull Stevens off Armstrong but gets a SSD Stunner and falls to the mat out cold. Stevens hits a tiger driver on Lennox Armstrong. Dave Stevens gets back to his feet as Lennox lies on the mat out as well.

Stevens gets on the Mic.

SSD:
MASTERS!!! MASTERS!!! See… YOU fired Lennox and then offer him crap like a contract to STAY with the man that FIRED HIM? Well till you come out here and face me old man I’ll keep messing up YOUR matches you think YOU control.

Styles:
HaHaHa hahaha… Dave just screwed Masters match by taking both men out.

Daniels:
Jason that’s not funny? SO does Lennox and Edgeton stay? Or with Stevens’s interference do they get the AXE?

Stevens climbs the corner turnbuckle and gets the contract. He drops to the mat from the top turnbuckle and opens the envelope for all to see. But as he opens it. He pulls out a letter that says.

“Dave, come on now… I know you much better than you think I DO! Mess up my match; destroy Lennox and Edgeton if you like. Nothing has changed; I’m in control and As for your challenge… I’ll see you at the Night of Champions II PPV in September. Hehhehheh

PS… Seeing as your able to fight… lets see how my Renegades do in a face off next week.

CEO Logan Masters!

Sascha:
The way of interference by Dave Stevens… No winner is declared!

[Cartman]

3-Way Dance Main Event Match
Xtreme [vs] Edward Freeze [vs] Samson
<Written By Cartman>

Sascha:
This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 264 pounds, from Parts Unknown he holds the WcE Intercontinental Championship title belt, Edward Freeze!

”Unknown” by Coldness plays as Smoke fills the stage area, Dark blue lights fills the room, Unknown hits the speakers, and out comes Edward Freeze, stops at the edge of the stage, looks around takes a deep breath and blows out a huge gust of smoke and makes his way down ramp to the ring.

Sascha:
The second in this three way match, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Sunderland, England, Samson!

The place darkens, as the fire slowly burns at the entrance. Boom! Fire flames up and Samson walks through the entrance and sparks cover the walkway and spouting from sparkly things at the side of the walkway. He gets in the ring and psyches himself up.

Sascha:
And third, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Hot Springs, Arkansas, Xtreme!

The lights go out. "Blind" by Korn hits the speakers and the crowd erupts. The lights at the entrance flicker each time the guitar makes noise. Xtreme walks out into the entrance of the stage, with the title wrapped around his waist. He pours water down his hair and puts some in his mouth just as Jonathan Davis screams, “Are you READY!!!” He throws his arms in an X and spits the water out right before the pyro’s go off. He continues to walk down the ramp, and stops to throw another X in the air as the music pauses, and another set of pyro’s go off. He walks down the ramp, and jumps onto the side of the ring.

Bryan Johnson checks the combatant’s boots and knee pads.

(The bell rings)

Edward Freeze puts Xtreme on the top rope and executes a superplex. Xtreme uses a snap mare takeover on Edward Freeze. Edward Freeze gets back to his feet. Edward Freeze hits Xtreme with a headbutt to the mid-section. Edward Freeze bounces Xtreme off the ropes and clotheslines him. Edward Freeze punches Xtreme repeatedly.

Styles:
Edward Freeze taking control early Mike!

Edward Freeze hits a twisting neck breaker to Xtreme. Edward Freeze with a headbutt on Xtreme. Edward Freeze bounces Xtreme off the ropes and clotheslines him. Xtreme is up again. Xtreme with a takeover suplex on Edward Freeze. Now Xtreme standing. Xtreme goes to the top rope and moonsaults backwards onto Edward Freeze.

Daniels:
Nice moonsault by Xtreme.

Xtreme is up again. Edward Freeze hits a twisting neck breaker to Xtreme. Xtreme bounces Edward Freeze off the ropes and clotheslines him. Edward Freeze moves back to his feet. Edward Freeze puts Xtreme on the top rope and executes a superplex. Now Edward Freeze standing. Edward Freeze sends Xtreme to the corner of the ring.

Styles:
Edward Freeze with a weak move.

Samson executes a spinning back suplex on Edward Freeze. Samson is up again. Edward Freeze gets hit with the shooting star press from Samson. The ref starts the count.

...1

...2

Edward Freeze powers out.

Daniels:
OWW! A 1, a 2 and No 3!

Samson drags Edward Freeze to the floor.

Styles:
These superstars better watch out so they don't get counted out!

Bryan Johnson starts the count.

…1

…2

Samson swings a Steel chair and hits Edward Freeze.

…3

Edward Freeze is bleeding as a result.

Daniels:
Freeze is bleeding Jason.

Styles:
WOW and here I thought he’d bleed ICE!

…4

…5

Japanese armdrag take down from Samson send Edward Freeze to the floor.

They head back into the ring.

Samson chokes Edward Freeze with his boot. Xtreme executes an over the shoulder stomach breaker on Samson. Xtreme hooks Samson in the abdominal stretch. Bryan Johnson asks Samson if he quits. ... Samson is fighting the hold. ... Samson is fighting the hold. ... ... Xtreme tightens the hold. Edward Freeze attacks Xtreme breaking the hold. Xtreme executes a piledriver on Samson.

”Xtreme” chants start.

Samson punches Edward Freeze repeatedly.

”Samson” chants start.

Edward Freeze is hit with a backward kick. Edward Freeze is up again. Xtreme bounces Edward Freeze off the ropes and clotheslines him. Edward Freeze is speared by Xtreme. Xtreme is up again. Edward Freeze climbs to his feet. Samson piledrives Edward Freeze into the mat. Xtreme superkicks Samson who falls through the ropes to the floor. Xtreme got up and nails Freeze with a reverse 450 Splash and hooks the leg.

Bryan Johnson counts the pin.

...1

...2

...3!

Sascha:
The winner of this match, Xtreme!!!

[Cartman]

The ring is cleared, and all that is left is Xtreme standing in the middle of the ring, holding a microphone his hand. He is staring at the entrance of the ramp.

Xtreme:
Jamie Noxx…in the words of the great Ricky Ricardo…

Xtreme uses the accent made famous in “I Love Lucy”

Xtreme:
You gots some explainin to do!!!

The crowd cheers and starts a “Ricky” chant.

Daniels:
Can you hear this crowd?

Styles:
Actually, not very well. My doctor says I have some kind of infection…

Daniels:
Shut up, dum-dum. These people love Xtreme.

Xtreme:
Jamie, ole buddy, ole pal…bring your lily ass down here right now and face me like a man.

Daniels:
Watch out, Xtreme is calling Noxx out.

Styles:
Don’t worry, Jamie will come out here and show Xtreme what’s what.

Daniels:
I would seriously pay to see that.

Styles:
Well you don’t have to, because it’s about to happen, and you’re sitting right here…in fact, you’re being paid right now just to…

Daniels:
Jason, shut up before you hurt yourself.

The crowd cheers. After a few moments, no one has come out, not even a little music has hit the speakers.

Xtreme:
Just as I thought. Jamie, it appears that you have nothing to prove except that you’re just a lil punk BITCH!

Daniels:
Wow. Xtreme means business right now.

Xtreme is pacing the ring, from side to side. All of a sudden, “My Way” from Limp Bizket hits the speakers, and arena is overcame with boos from the crowd. Jamie Noxx walks out, wearing a white suit with thin black, vertical pinstripes. He walks down the ramp with arrogance, as if he doesn’t know why everyone is booing at him right now.

Daniels:
Look at Noxx. No wonder he blames the fans, he’s too cocky to put any blame on himself.

Styles:
Well how can you when you look that good in a suit?

Daniels:
I have one word for you…Bear.

Styles:
NO! DON’T LEAVE BEARY! (begins to weep)

Daniels:
That ought to shut you up.

Jamie climbs into the ring and throws his arms in the air, as if to welcome the cheers from the crowd. But all he can hear is boos. The music stops, and Xtreme and Noxx are standing, toe-to-toe.

Xtreme:
Jamie, all I’ve got is one question, and one question only…why the hell did you super kick me last week? I know you gave that B.S. reason about the fans making you do it, but that’s a lie, and you damn well know it. Why did you REALLY kick me last week? Why the blindside?

Xtreme pushes the microphone into the chest of Noxx, as the crowd chants “Why, Jamie, Why!” Noxx clears his throat.

Jamie:
So you want to know why I did what I did last week, uh bud? You people want to know why I did what I did last week?

The crowd chant “YES!”

Noxx:
Well, it’s quite simple. Here I am, the greatest wrestler in WcE, and maybe of all-time. Jamie Noxx, the one and only, the mutli-time World Heavyweight Champion, makes his triumphant return to HIS company and HIS fans…and what does he get out of it? A bunch of ungrateful fans who seem to have forgotten where their loyalties lied with. I was the one to main event the Wednesday Night Wildside and PrimeTime. I was the one people would cheer for at the PPVs. And now I’m back, and whom do they cheer for? Not little ole me, NO! They cheer for you, Xtreme. They cheer for my friend, the man holding the title for which I am responsible for making. You may think it’s ego, but it’s about respect. I’m Jamie Noxx damnit!

The crowd boos, and half starts a “Jamie sucks” chant.

Noxx:
Boo and chant all you like, but the fact remains that these people need me. Don’t you get it, Xtreme? I’m the reason why these people have something to cheer about. Without me, their probably wouldn’t have been a PrimeTime deal, and the company would have folded under. And I come back to be out-cheered by a one hit wonder? I…

Xtreme grabs the microphone from Jamie and brings it to his face, with Noxx still holding on.

Xtreme:
I’ll give you a one-hit wonder you son of a BITCH!

The crowd cheers and starts a “X-Bomb” chant.

Xtreme:
Now, you sure can tell a great story, but you haven’t given me a reason. So I’ll ask one more time…why?

Xtreme lets go of the microphone.

Noxx:
Because the crowd gave me no other choice.

The crowd erupts into boos.

Noxx:
Listen to them. They have betrayed me. Once, I was their champion, the World Champion, and I would sell-out every single show I was in. And now they boo me? They turned on me quicker than a speeding bullet, and they’ll turn on you too. I was just like you, Xtreme. And now look at what they are doing to their “People’s Champion.”

Xtreme looks around the arena, as the crowd shifts from boos to a “Xtreme” chant. He continues to look around, contemplating Noxx’s words.

Noxx:
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM! They are trying to trick you, just like they did to me. DON’T LISTEN!!!

The crowd just gets louder and louder and Noxx trys to distract Xtreme.

Noxx:
Are you even listening to me?!?!

Noxx slaps Xtreme in the face. Xtreme looks down at the canvas. The crowd erupts into a “PUNK’D HIM!” chant.

Daniels:
Noxx is going to get a little taste of what it is to be Punk’d.

Noxx:
You hear that, Xtreme? They are trying to trick you. Are you gonna listen to your friend, or a bunch of strangers waiting to see you fail?

The crowd continues with the chant. Xtreme looks up at the crowd. He then looks at Noxx

Noxx:
They cheer for you because of that title…and once it’s gone, they will be gone as well. ARE YOU LISTENING!!!

Noxx slaps Xtreme again. The crowd begins to chant “X-Bomb Noxx!” Xtreme looks at the crowd, then at Jamie. He walks past him and leaves the ring.

Daniels:
What the hell? Xtreme is just gonna let Noxx get away with that?

Styles:
Beary…no…

Xtreme walks up the ramp, with the crowd confused. They are still chanting “Xtreme”, but not as near as the volume just moments ago. He walks through the entrance, leaving Noxx in the middle of the ring, with a grin on his face.

Daniels:
I can’t believe this crap. We’ll have to see if Xtreme can snap out of this next week on PrimeTime.