Eddie Freeze
09-29-2006, 12:21 AM
Scene opens in front of Milenko’s Whispers set. Milenko jumps into the shot like a superhero, making the swooping noise.
Milenko:
That right. The sinister circus is back. This is the best show in town. Milenko’s Whispers! That’s right folks, WCE has come back home to Los Angeles!! And Milenko, that’s me, has returned to Milenko’s Whispers to bring you all the latest dirt that’s happening in and around WCE and what a better time then any then when just around the corner is the biggest show on earth when Night of Champions eye, eye, eye or three for those of you not up on your roman noodles. Today, I got everything from the BRB to Samson and the Terrordome and even to this…
Holds up a red teddy.
Found in Johnny Michaels’ private locker room. Looks like he and Vivian Luster have been sharing a closet.
Tosses away the teddy.
I even have an exclusive interview with the #1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship Eddie Freeze. First off, the BarRoom Brawlers, it seems the odds have been stacked against them but they may have the advantage when they face ReVolution, Bama’s Boys, and Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo, when they face off in a Bar Room Brawl. You know, I have been some sleuthing around the BRB old “stomping” grounds. The bars of ol’ Dallas…That’s in Texas. Found out that the BRB have been involved in 75 brawls, 70 of which they started, all of them ending with someone getting toss out of a window. Overall, causing over 4 million dollars worth in damages, and they don’t bathe. Just to make it even tougher on their opponents.
Now before we get to our guest, I want to bring up something that concerns our World Heavyweight Champion. I have received a call before coming out here to record this show, apparently, someone has called me and asked me to pass on a message, “You have been sitting pretty, haven’t you, Samson? Its only because I’m not there, but wherever you are and wherever you go, I have been watching and I have been waiting. Now is the time that I make my return and to finish what I started. See you soon, Samson.”
Now, Samson, I’m sorry, I know you’re my friend and all, but my life (and my job) thrives on controversy. Now I don’t know, if this is real or if it is some kind of prank but we will keep you up to date as this story develops.
Now, coming to the main stage, he is the #1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship. He is accompanied by Nemesis, former girlfriend of Xtreme. He is…Eeeeeeeeeddieeeeee FREEZE!
Eddie Freeze with Nemesis on his arm walks into frame. Eddie is wearing black jeans and black shirt with Eddie Freeze mask on it(think Triple H’s king of king shirt). Nemesis wearing tight blue jeans and light blue tank top.
Milenko:
(doing a really bad Ed Sullivan impression)Welcome to the really big shoe.
Eddie Freeze:
Great to be here, Milenko.
Milenko:
(normal voice)That’s good, that’s good, that’s gooooood. Nemesis, lovely to see you.
Nemesis:
Thank you.
Milenko:
Now, lets talk about your match at Night of Champions, Eddie. Whats going thru your mind heading into this match with Seamus O’Grady? You have earned the right to face him at Wargames but its unfortunate that he your friend is holding the title.
Eddie Freeze:
Yes, but you of all people should know, in this business its not about friendship, its all about the gold. That’s all thats on my mind. Even tho, I am set for bigger things, after this match, my path has already been set for the World Heavyweight Championship. But until then the Intercontinental Championship would have to do.
Milenko:
So how are you prepared for Seamus?
Eddie Freeze:
Seamus should be the one prepared, because I will stop at nothing to get that title back, and I expect the same from him.
Milenko:
Good, this should be one of the biggest matches of the year, along with the Samson vs Ken Forte, Antonio Demarco vs Rocky Stevens, and the Bar Room Brawl. Is there anything else you two would like to mention before we end this segment?
Nemesis:
Yes, there is. I have been feature on the October issue of FHM.
Milenko:
That’s fantastic, and I understand you are in talks with Playboy on doing the December issue.
Nemesis:
Where did you hear that?
Milenko:
Well, that’s it for this Night of Champions 3 edition of Milenko’s Whispers.
Nemesis:
Was that you that was taking pictures of me?!
Milenko:
Good night, everybody!
Milenko does a Three Stooges style exit. Rubbing his face hard and runs.
Milenko:
That right. The sinister circus is back. This is the best show in town. Milenko’s Whispers! That’s right folks, WCE has come back home to Los Angeles!! And Milenko, that’s me, has returned to Milenko’s Whispers to bring you all the latest dirt that’s happening in and around WCE and what a better time then any then when just around the corner is the biggest show on earth when Night of Champions eye, eye, eye or three for those of you not up on your roman noodles. Today, I got everything from the BRB to Samson and the Terrordome and even to this…
Holds up a red teddy.
Found in Johnny Michaels’ private locker room. Looks like he and Vivian Luster have been sharing a closet.
Tosses away the teddy.
I even have an exclusive interview with the #1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship Eddie Freeze. First off, the BarRoom Brawlers, it seems the odds have been stacked against them but they may have the advantage when they face ReVolution, Bama’s Boys, and Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo, when they face off in a Bar Room Brawl. You know, I have been some sleuthing around the BRB old “stomping” grounds. The bars of ol’ Dallas…That’s in Texas. Found out that the BRB have been involved in 75 brawls, 70 of which they started, all of them ending with someone getting toss out of a window. Overall, causing over 4 million dollars worth in damages, and they don’t bathe. Just to make it even tougher on their opponents.
Now before we get to our guest, I want to bring up something that concerns our World Heavyweight Champion. I have received a call before coming out here to record this show, apparently, someone has called me and asked me to pass on a message, “You have been sitting pretty, haven’t you, Samson? Its only because I’m not there, but wherever you are and wherever you go, I have been watching and I have been waiting. Now is the time that I make my return and to finish what I started. See you soon, Samson.”
Now, Samson, I’m sorry, I know you’re my friend and all, but my life (and my job) thrives on controversy. Now I don’t know, if this is real or if it is some kind of prank but we will keep you up to date as this story develops.
Now, coming to the main stage, he is the #1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship. He is accompanied by Nemesis, former girlfriend of Xtreme. He is…Eeeeeeeeeddieeeeee FREEZE!
Eddie Freeze with Nemesis on his arm walks into frame. Eddie is wearing black jeans and black shirt with Eddie Freeze mask on it(think Triple H’s king of king shirt). Nemesis wearing tight blue jeans and light blue tank top.
Milenko:
(doing a really bad Ed Sullivan impression)Welcome to the really big shoe.
Eddie Freeze:
Great to be here, Milenko.
Milenko:
(normal voice)That’s good, that’s good, that’s gooooood. Nemesis, lovely to see you.
Nemesis:
Thank you.
Milenko:
Now, lets talk about your match at Night of Champions, Eddie. Whats going thru your mind heading into this match with Seamus O’Grady? You have earned the right to face him at Wargames but its unfortunate that he your friend is holding the title.
Eddie Freeze:
Yes, but you of all people should know, in this business its not about friendship, its all about the gold. That’s all thats on my mind. Even tho, I am set for bigger things, after this match, my path has already been set for the World Heavyweight Championship. But until then the Intercontinental Championship would have to do.
Milenko:
So how are you prepared for Seamus?
Eddie Freeze:
Seamus should be the one prepared, because I will stop at nothing to get that title back, and I expect the same from him.
Milenko:
Good, this should be one of the biggest matches of the year, along with the Samson vs Ken Forte, Antonio Demarco vs Rocky Stevens, and the Bar Room Brawl. Is there anything else you two would like to mention before we end this segment?
Nemesis:
Yes, there is. I have been feature on the October issue of FHM.
Milenko:
That’s fantastic, and I understand you are in talks with Playboy on doing the December issue.
Nemesis:
Where did you hear that?
Milenko:
Well, that’s it for this Night of Champions 3 edition of Milenko’s Whispers.
Nemesis:
Was that you that was taking pictures of me?!
Milenko:
Good night, everybody!
Milenko does a Three Stooges style exit. Rubbing his face hard and runs.