Doink
10-01-2006, 03:32 PM
[center:2f45768042]The scene opens up with Ryan Teal driving his car down the highway towards The Staples Center in Los Angeles California, where Night Of Champions 3 will be held. There is a camera man in the back seat of Ford filming. The camera has followed around Teal for the last couple of days leading up to Teal’s big rematch vs. Dan Stown for the European Title. The camera continues to roll as Teal continues to talk.
Ryan Teal:
…So that’s why the Butterfinger is the best candy bar on the planet. Sure its one down fall is that it sticks to your teeth, but come on, it has waaaay to much of an upside to not like it.
Anyway, I am really not happy with having to do this stupid thing, but Paul Simmons felt that it was a fair punishment for what I did. Yes, I may have made fun of Simmon’s mother, and I may have called her somewhat of a person who enjoys sex…with a lot of men. So now Timmons wants to make sure he has an eye on me at all times, and someone to report back to him on me.
Be that as it is…I am here and the idiot viewer is behind the camera. I guess that is one lucky thing about this punishment, I don’t have to be anywhere near the fat and smelly fans.
Teal continues to turn around and look at the camera occasionally while talking. He has a diet coke in the cup holder which he takes a swig of.
Ryan Teal:
Anyway, so we are on our way now to the arena where I am going to destroy stown. Stown, man, that guy really pisses me off. He is such a cocky b*stard.
Teal starts to speed up the car as he gets angry.
Ryan Teal:
You would think that in order for a person to be cocky that the person would have to be as good as me.
Teal continues to speed up the car as he gets angry.
Ryan Teal:
I mean, dammit, I am Ryan Teal. I am the Real Deal, and these stupid people watching this I don’t think realize that. I want to them to know how much better than them I am.
Teal speeds up once again, and is now going over the speed limit.
Ryan Teal:
This stupid camera man is bothering me…but I’m kinda late so I really don’t care. I got to get my a** to the arena so I can get my hands on Sto…
Police Sirens go off in the background and lights start to flash in Teel’s review mirror.
Ryan Teal:
Oh sh*t. This can’t be good. Hey camera guy turn off your damn camera…this is getting ridiculous.
Camera man:
I was told not to turn this camera off under any circumstance.
Teal pulls over to the side of the road. The cop parks right behind him, and after a minute or so gets out of the car, and walks up to Teal’s window. Teal puts his window down.
Ryan Teal:
God dammit camera guy, turn off the fuc….Good evening officer, how is everything going tonight?
Officer:
License and registration please.
Ryan Teal:
License and registration? Do you not know who I am? My name is Ryan Teal. I am the Real Deal in the WcE. I am sure you have heard of it, maybe we can make some sort of arrangement.
Officer:
If you don’t give you you’re license and registration I am going to take you out of the car, and hit you in the face with my gun.
Ryan Teal:
Hey camera guy! You heard the man, now be useful and get me my license and registration.
The camera guy doesn’t move
Ryan Teal:
Okay, as usual I will do things myself.
Teal reaches into the glove compartment and gets the info for the police office. Teal hands it to the cop
Officer:
Sir, it says here on your license that your name is Timmy Buttbottom. Are you trying to illegally impersonate a man named Ryan Teal.
Ryan Teal:
Officer, no one, and I mean no one, refers to me by that name. I am Ryan Teal, and have been so for as long as I can remember.
Officer:
Well, Mr. Buttbottom. I am going to have to give you a ticket for going 85 miles per hour in a 60 zone.
Ryan Teal:
No…you don’t have to do that. What you have to do is let me go so I can get to my wrestling match tonight, so I can win back my deserved WcE European Title.
Officer:
Well, I am writing you a ticket…and if you say another word to me with that sort of tone I am going to take you downtown right now, and we can work this out while you sit in a cell with a big 300 pound man named Sally in the same jail cell as you. Sally is very friendly.
Ryan Teal:…okay. Where did you say I sign for this ticket?
Officer:
Sign right by the “X”.
Ryan Teal:
Okay officer, here ya go. You have a very good night.
The cop walks away and Teal puts the window up. The cop walks back to his car, and sits in the drivers seat waiting impaciently for Teal to leave.
Ryan Teal:
I hate cops. And I hate Dan Stown. Oh man, the things I could have done to this little retard cop, and the things I am going to do to Dan Stown. I am going to kick his mother fuc
BEEEEP!
Ryan Teal:
OKAY OKAY IM GOING!!! DAMN PIGS.
Teal takes the car out of park and starts driving
Ryan Teal:
Thanks for stopping the tape back there. I know you are pretty useless, but at least you came through on that one.
Camera man:
Um…yeah, for turning off the camera…right.
The cameraman turns the camera off, and takes the tape out, and puts it in his back pocket. He puts a new one in his camera and starts rolling again.
Camera man:
So where we off to?
Ryan Teal:
Oh, we are still going to the Staples Center baby. Stownd Out is about to get lights out.
Teal continues to drive as the camera man continues to roll. [/center:2f45768042]
ooc- Sorry its so close to the deadline on sunday, but I had a really busy schedule this week, which included a 7 hour busride yesterday.
Ryan Teal:
…So that’s why the Butterfinger is the best candy bar on the planet. Sure its one down fall is that it sticks to your teeth, but come on, it has waaaay to much of an upside to not like it.
Anyway, I am really not happy with having to do this stupid thing, but Paul Simmons felt that it was a fair punishment for what I did. Yes, I may have made fun of Simmon’s mother, and I may have called her somewhat of a person who enjoys sex…with a lot of men. So now Timmons wants to make sure he has an eye on me at all times, and someone to report back to him on me.
Be that as it is…I am here and the idiot viewer is behind the camera. I guess that is one lucky thing about this punishment, I don’t have to be anywhere near the fat and smelly fans.
Teal continues to turn around and look at the camera occasionally while talking. He has a diet coke in the cup holder which he takes a swig of.
Ryan Teal:
Anyway, so we are on our way now to the arena where I am going to destroy stown. Stown, man, that guy really pisses me off. He is such a cocky b*stard.
Teal starts to speed up the car as he gets angry.
Ryan Teal:
You would think that in order for a person to be cocky that the person would have to be as good as me.
Teal continues to speed up the car as he gets angry.
Ryan Teal:
I mean, dammit, I am Ryan Teal. I am the Real Deal, and these stupid people watching this I don’t think realize that. I want to them to know how much better than them I am.
Teal speeds up once again, and is now going over the speed limit.
Ryan Teal:
This stupid camera man is bothering me…but I’m kinda late so I really don’t care. I got to get my a** to the arena so I can get my hands on Sto…
Police Sirens go off in the background and lights start to flash in Teel’s review mirror.
Ryan Teal:
Oh sh*t. This can’t be good. Hey camera guy turn off your damn camera…this is getting ridiculous.
Camera man:
I was told not to turn this camera off under any circumstance.
Teal pulls over to the side of the road. The cop parks right behind him, and after a minute or so gets out of the car, and walks up to Teal’s window. Teal puts his window down.
Ryan Teal:
God dammit camera guy, turn off the fuc….Good evening officer, how is everything going tonight?
Officer:
License and registration please.
Ryan Teal:
License and registration? Do you not know who I am? My name is Ryan Teal. I am the Real Deal in the WcE. I am sure you have heard of it, maybe we can make some sort of arrangement.
Officer:
If you don’t give you you’re license and registration I am going to take you out of the car, and hit you in the face with my gun.
Ryan Teal:
Hey camera guy! You heard the man, now be useful and get me my license and registration.
The camera guy doesn’t move
Ryan Teal:
Okay, as usual I will do things myself.
Teal reaches into the glove compartment and gets the info for the police office. Teal hands it to the cop
Officer:
Sir, it says here on your license that your name is Timmy Buttbottom. Are you trying to illegally impersonate a man named Ryan Teal.
Ryan Teal:
Officer, no one, and I mean no one, refers to me by that name. I am Ryan Teal, and have been so for as long as I can remember.
Officer:
Well, Mr. Buttbottom. I am going to have to give you a ticket for going 85 miles per hour in a 60 zone.
Ryan Teal:
No…you don’t have to do that. What you have to do is let me go so I can get to my wrestling match tonight, so I can win back my deserved WcE European Title.
Officer:
Well, I am writing you a ticket…and if you say another word to me with that sort of tone I am going to take you downtown right now, and we can work this out while you sit in a cell with a big 300 pound man named Sally in the same jail cell as you. Sally is very friendly.
Ryan Teal:…okay. Where did you say I sign for this ticket?
Officer:
Sign right by the “X”.
Ryan Teal:
Okay officer, here ya go. You have a very good night.
The cop walks away and Teal puts the window up. The cop walks back to his car, and sits in the drivers seat waiting impaciently for Teal to leave.
Ryan Teal:
I hate cops. And I hate Dan Stown. Oh man, the things I could have done to this little retard cop, and the things I am going to do to Dan Stown. I am going to kick his mother fuc
BEEEEP!
Ryan Teal:
OKAY OKAY IM GOING!!! DAMN PIGS.
Teal takes the car out of park and starts driving
Ryan Teal:
Thanks for stopping the tape back there. I know you are pretty useless, but at least you came through on that one.
Camera man:
Um…yeah, for turning off the camera…right.
The cameraman turns the camera off, and takes the tape out, and puts it in his back pocket. He puts a new one in his camera and starts rolling again.
Camera man:
So where we off to?
Ryan Teal:
Oh, we are still going to the Staples Center baby. Stownd Out is about to get lights out.
Teal continues to drive as the camera man continues to roll. [/center:2f45768042]
ooc- Sorry its so close to the deadline on sunday, but I had a really busy schedule this week, which included a 7 hour busride yesterday.