Eddie Freeze
10-27-2006, 06:18 AM
Scene opens on the sidewalk of a little town, its night. We find the Barroom Brawlers, Jake Smirnoff and Jack N. Coke, Jake is looking up to sky as he is talking to Jack.
Jake Smirnoff:
Nice little light show they got going here.
Jack N. Coke:
What the heck are we doing? We did not come all the way out to Vegas to look at Christmas lights.
Jake Smirnoff:
Yeah, I know we are here to defend our world tag team champ…
Jack N. Coke:
We should go check out a show. I heard that they had one of those nudey acrobatic shows. Called Circu got Laid or something.
Jake Smirnoff:
We should really concentrate on what really is important…Drinking and gambling!
Jack N. Coke:
Look a $2.99 all-you-can-eat buffet!
Jake Smirnoff:
Great! I’m starving.
Scene cuts to inside the buffet, Jake sits down, carrying a conservative amount on the plate. A moment later, Jack sits down with huge pile of food on a single plate, he picks up a chicken wing and takes a bite.
Jake Smirnoff:
Damn, this Porterhouse is great for $2.99.
Jack N. Coke:
They say Vegas buffets are the best in the world. Best strip clubs too.
Jake Smirnoff:
Jack…Jacky boy. This is Vegas, there are more important stuff to do.
Scene cuts to a close up of Jake and Jack, they both have an exciting look on their faces.
Jack N. Coke:
Yeeeeyah. Your right Jake. This is amazing.
Jake Smirnoff:
That’s right, come on. Coooome on…
Jake slams his hand on the table.
Hit me!
The camera pans out to reveal that they are actually playing Blackjack.
21!!
Jack N. Coke:
Hit me…damn busted. I’m out of chips.
Jake Smirnoff:
No problem. We got this.
Jake pulls out a credit card.
Lets take a trip to the ATM.
Jack N. Coke:
Where did you get the credit card?
Jake Smirnoff:
Lets just say I have been pre-approved.
Jake and Jack walk up to the ATM, slips in the credit card.
Jake Smirnoff:
Ok, entering secret pin number…$2000 dollars… a thousand for you, a thousand for me…is that what I want? Yes…accept $50 surcharge? Yes…
Jake reaches down to pick up cash.
…And thank you, Mr. Demarco!
Jack N. Coke:
Demarco. HAHA!
Jake Smirnoff:
Now where should we go now?
Jack N. Coke:
Lets go to that pirate hangout. We can catch that show on the way in.
Jake Smirnoff:
Naw, that show has gotten too commercial. I know, lets just go see if we can find that Mindfreak guy. Did you know shoved his whole arm thru this guy.
Jack N. Coke:
Freaky! HAHA!
They walk off as the scene fades to black.
Jake Smirnoff:
Nice little light show they got going here.
Jack N. Coke:
What the heck are we doing? We did not come all the way out to Vegas to look at Christmas lights.
Jake Smirnoff:
Yeah, I know we are here to defend our world tag team champ…
Jack N. Coke:
We should go check out a show. I heard that they had one of those nudey acrobatic shows. Called Circu got Laid or something.
Jake Smirnoff:
We should really concentrate on what really is important…Drinking and gambling!
Jack N. Coke:
Look a $2.99 all-you-can-eat buffet!
Jake Smirnoff:
Great! I’m starving.
Scene cuts to inside the buffet, Jake sits down, carrying a conservative amount on the plate. A moment later, Jack sits down with huge pile of food on a single plate, he picks up a chicken wing and takes a bite.
Jake Smirnoff:
Damn, this Porterhouse is great for $2.99.
Jack N. Coke:
They say Vegas buffets are the best in the world. Best strip clubs too.
Jake Smirnoff:
Jack…Jacky boy. This is Vegas, there are more important stuff to do.
Scene cuts to a close up of Jake and Jack, they both have an exciting look on their faces.
Jack N. Coke:
Yeeeeyah. Your right Jake. This is amazing.
Jake Smirnoff:
That’s right, come on. Coooome on…
Jake slams his hand on the table.
Hit me!
The camera pans out to reveal that they are actually playing Blackjack.
21!!
Jack N. Coke:
Hit me…damn busted. I’m out of chips.
Jake Smirnoff:
No problem. We got this.
Jake pulls out a credit card.
Lets take a trip to the ATM.
Jack N. Coke:
Where did you get the credit card?
Jake Smirnoff:
Lets just say I have been pre-approved.
Jake and Jack walk up to the ATM, slips in the credit card.
Jake Smirnoff:
Ok, entering secret pin number…$2000 dollars… a thousand for you, a thousand for me…is that what I want? Yes…accept $50 surcharge? Yes…
Jake reaches down to pick up cash.
…And thank you, Mr. Demarco!
Jack N. Coke:
Demarco. HAHA!
Jake Smirnoff:
Now where should we go now?
Jack N. Coke:
Lets go to that pirate hangout. We can catch that show on the way in.
Jake Smirnoff:
Naw, that show has gotten too commercial. I know, lets just go see if we can find that Mindfreak guy. Did you know shoved his whole arm thru this guy.
Jack N. Coke:
Freaky! HAHA!
They walk off as the scene fades to black.