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Gair
10-31-2006, 12:04 AM
Satan sits, in his blood red robe, with his blood red beard... longer than before, about shoulder length now, and his blood red hair - adjacent to a little fire that he has burning in his damp room. The fumes coming from the fire, are surprisingly red, as if they were coming from a flare. Satan stares blandly into the flames, as if mesmorised by them, then he slowly raises his head to the camera facing him.

He inhales...

Steven Satan:
Last week... was a mistake, and it will never happen again...

He picks his flailing arms from the floor, and places both his palms on his forehead, as if nursing a headache...

Steven Satan:
AHHHH!!! Leave me alone!

Looking incredibly soothed, he drops his arms from his head... and calmly drops his head as though nothing happened...

Steven Satan:
What a beautiful day it is today, don't you think so Mommy?

Suddenly, in a lot of pain, he raises his arms to his head again, and yells...

Steven Satan:
LEAVE ME ALONE!!! ... .... ..... YOU BI+CH!

Satan then falls backwards, in no pain whatsoever, he then holds his breath. Seemingly hoping that, whatever the pain is, will go away.

Satan then exhales...

Steven Satan:
Mother, I'm so sorry... I'll say it, I love you...

Satan then watches, what appears to be an invisible woman, walk towards the door... with no footsteps heard, and the door doesnt open, when you expect it too.

Steven Satan:
Lennox Armstrong... you have no idea what can of worms you have opened here... but as you have just seen my mother request - she wants you hurt... she wants you to bleed! Lennox... it's going to happen... like it did to Anarchy at my last Pay Per View... you're not going to get through this one without being in major pain!

Satan picks up his Sheep-headed sceptre and stands up, breathing in the red smoke billowing from the flames... as if it were fresh air.

Steven Satan:
You see this Sceptre? It's coming to the ring Lennox... you have no idea how much power this has, do you?

Satan looks around the room, as if he were with company - we still see an empty room...

Steven Satan:
This Sceptre - or Staff, whatever you want to call it... it's enchanted with the spirits of the dead. You see Lennox, I feel that you need to be scared, as you believe you know who it is you're messing with here... but I'm ashamed of you Armstrong, because I am no ordinary human Lennox... I can bring out the dark side in anything, even you Lennox.

Satan looks into the staff, as the Sheeps-head eye sockets glow red...

Steven Satan:
From the first match, at the aptly named Pay Per View, this guy... this big red guy... Steven Satan... Will be...

Satan places the staff in the holder, and yells into the camera with intensity...

Steven Satan:
UNLEASHED!

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