Dan Stown
11-21-2006, 01:52 AM
[center:a4dc59e3d1]Champions Showcase Match
Special Referee: Dan Stown
Edward Freeze (w/ Nemesis) vs. James Whitman (w/ Thomas Williams)
Sascha DeSilva:
This match is a one on one bout with a special referee. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 228 pounds, from Los Angeles, California he is the reigning WcE European Heavyweight champion and special referee, Dan Stown!!!
(Crowd Boos)
[Sirens start and the song starts 13 seconds into the song. Once Mike Ness yells "Atom Bomb TNT", Stown appears. He jumps up and down at the entrance walkway then he walks down the ramp cracking his neck and fingers. Stown slides under the ropes and looks at the crowd in disgust.
Mike Daniels:
Can you believe Dan Stown hasn't said a single word since his big win last week?
Jason Styles:
It is extremely out of character. Maybe the pressure is getting to him.
Mike Daniels:
Oh wait, he's asking for a microphone. What a surprise! Just when I thought we were going to get a break from his rantings!
Dan Stown:
Wow, it really is amazing how I can see even from here how Mrs. Styles and Miss Daniels are talking s**t about me? You two women think you have the right to talk bad about me? I have half the mind to walk back up the ramp and personally show you exactly what I "think". You know what, since I'm just the referee this week...I think I will.
Jason Styles:
Good job Daniels!
Mike Daniels:
Why are you blaming me!?
Dan walks over to the announcer table as Styles and Daniels book it.
Dan Stown:
Wise move ladies. Since I'm far too lazy to chase a couple of bitches around the arena, I'm just going to do the next best thing. The two of you sure love this table and your nice chairs, I’m going to break the in half. Damn, I should have pissed before this match...hmmm
Dan unzips his pants and starts urinating on chairs and table.
Dan Stown:
Well, that takes care of two birds with one stone.
Dan walks back down the ramp and into the ring. As he is doing so, the crowd is yelling...
Crowd:
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Dan Stown:
Oh, you worthless sacks of s**t think I suck!? Is that rite?
Crowd:
YES!
Dan Stown:
Shut the hell up and listen!
Crowd:
YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!
Dan Stown:
Or not! That's fine with me! You people think I suck? Well, if I suck then I'm surprised the suicide rate in Buffalo is so low. Your football team sucks and it's boring as hell here!
Crowd:
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Jason Styles:
We're back! Check, check!? Daniels, put your headset on!
Mike Daniels: (in the background)
No way! He pissed on mine!!!
Jason Styles:
Well, sorry for the delay ladies and gentlemen but we're going to have listen to Dan Stown without any commentary.
(in the background)
He must've pissed 3 gallons worth!!!
Dan Stown:
It's time for a reality check people. For those over the age of 22, do you enjoy your life? Do you think you can get half of the amount and quality of ass I get? Do you make half of what I make? Do you enjoy your career? Do you get to travel the world week after week and enjoy the holy hell out of it?
And for those under 22, you think you have what it takes to become the longest reigning European Champion in history? Do you have the determination to forget about your family and friends so you can get your ass handed back to you training 5 nites a week!? And that includes Friday and Saturday nite! Face it people, you WISH you could be me!
Crowd becomes silent
What a surprise. No you suck chants!? Just remember, if I suck...you people must suck at life entirely! Hell, I'm sure Buffalo's favorite pastime is playing Russian Roulette with an automatic!
Now, onto business. I did exactly what I said I was going to do against Eddie Freeze for the last couple of months...I beat him. I beat him fair and square. Not only did I beat him...I made him tap out! I proved once again that I am THE ICON OF ICONS! Now, I should be the Number One Contender but since Paul Timmons is missing in action, nothing is set. Hell, whomever is making decisions has no clue what the hell they are doing! Making me referee, seriously…You people want me to call it rite down the middle?
Crowd:
YES!
Dan Stown:
Sure, that is never going to happen! If the higher-ups wanted a fair and square bout, they wouldn't have made me referee. This match is going to be called in any I feel and I am one wishy washy man. Honestly now, I'm the a sadistic son of a bi*ch! Now if Freeze or Whitman try to get touchy with me, they will taste some steel from a chair through me. Why? Because I can! Because I am the "special" referee! And there isn’t a single damn thing anyone can do about it! But there is no need to worry ladies and gentlemen, I promise you a tough fight between Whitman and Freeze. In fact, I promise blood will be shed! Now Sascha, get back in the damn ring and announce the two douchebags so we can get this match started!
Dan Stown's Reflection:
Wow, you were great!
Dan Stown:
I know I was!
Dan Stown's Reflection:
Where did you get all these thoughts?
Dan Stown:
I just really pushed myself. You were my inspiration behind it.
Dan Stown's Reflection:
Awwww, that is so sweet... [/center:a4dc59e3d1]
Special Referee: Dan Stown
Edward Freeze (w/ Nemesis) vs. James Whitman (w/ Thomas Williams)
Sascha DeSilva:
This match is a one on one bout with a special referee. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 228 pounds, from Los Angeles, California he is the reigning WcE European Heavyweight champion and special referee, Dan Stown!!!
(Crowd Boos)
[Sirens start and the song starts 13 seconds into the song. Once Mike Ness yells "Atom Bomb TNT", Stown appears. He jumps up and down at the entrance walkway then he walks down the ramp cracking his neck and fingers. Stown slides under the ropes and looks at the crowd in disgust.
Mike Daniels:
Can you believe Dan Stown hasn't said a single word since his big win last week?
Jason Styles:
It is extremely out of character. Maybe the pressure is getting to him.
Mike Daniels:
Oh wait, he's asking for a microphone. What a surprise! Just when I thought we were going to get a break from his rantings!
Dan Stown:
Wow, it really is amazing how I can see even from here how Mrs. Styles and Miss Daniels are talking s**t about me? You two women think you have the right to talk bad about me? I have half the mind to walk back up the ramp and personally show you exactly what I "think". You know what, since I'm just the referee this week...I think I will.
Jason Styles:
Good job Daniels!
Mike Daniels:
Why are you blaming me!?
Dan walks over to the announcer table as Styles and Daniels book it.
Dan Stown:
Wise move ladies. Since I'm far too lazy to chase a couple of bitches around the arena, I'm just going to do the next best thing. The two of you sure love this table and your nice chairs, I’m going to break the in half. Damn, I should have pissed before this match...hmmm
Dan unzips his pants and starts urinating on chairs and table.
Dan Stown:
Well, that takes care of two birds with one stone.
Dan walks back down the ramp and into the ring. As he is doing so, the crowd is yelling...
Crowd:
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Dan Stown:
Oh, you worthless sacks of s**t think I suck!? Is that rite?
Crowd:
YES!
Dan Stown:
Shut the hell up and listen!
Crowd:
YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!
Dan Stown:
Or not! That's fine with me! You people think I suck? Well, if I suck then I'm surprised the suicide rate in Buffalo is so low. Your football team sucks and it's boring as hell here!
Crowd:
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Jason Styles:
We're back! Check, check!? Daniels, put your headset on!
Mike Daniels: (in the background)
No way! He pissed on mine!!!
Jason Styles:
Well, sorry for the delay ladies and gentlemen but we're going to have listen to Dan Stown without any commentary.
(in the background)
He must've pissed 3 gallons worth!!!
Dan Stown:
It's time for a reality check people. For those over the age of 22, do you enjoy your life? Do you think you can get half of the amount and quality of ass I get? Do you make half of what I make? Do you enjoy your career? Do you get to travel the world week after week and enjoy the holy hell out of it?
And for those under 22, you think you have what it takes to become the longest reigning European Champion in history? Do you have the determination to forget about your family and friends so you can get your ass handed back to you training 5 nites a week!? And that includes Friday and Saturday nite! Face it people, you WISH you could be me!
Crowd becomes silent
What a surprise. No you suck chants!? Just remember, if I suck...you people must suck at life entirely! Hell, I'm sure Buffalo's favorite pastime is playing Russian Roulette with an automatic!
Now, onto business. I did exactly what I said I was going to do against Eddie Freeze for the last couple of months...I beat him. I beat him fair and square. Not only did I beat him...I made him tap out! I proved once again that I am THE ICON OF ICONS! Now, I should be the Number One Contender but since Paul Timmons is missing in action, nothing is set. Hell, whomever is making decisions has no clue what the hell they are doing! Making me referee, seriously…You people want me to call it rite down the middle?
Crowd:
YES!
Dan Stown:
Sure, that is never going to happen! If the higher-ups wanted a fair and square bout, they wouldn't have made me referee. This match is going to be called in any I feel and I am one wishy washy man. Honestly now, I'm the a sadistic son of a bi*ch! Now if Freeze or Whitman try to get touchy with me, they will taste some steel from a chair through me. Why? Because I can! Because I am the "special" referee! And there isn’t a single damn thing anyone can do about it! But there is no need to worry ladies and gentlemen, I promise you a tough fight between Whitman and Freeze. In fact, I promise blood will be shed! Now Sascha, get back in the damn ring and announce the two douchebags so we can get this match started!
Dan Stown's Reflection:
Wow, you were great!
Dan Stown:
I know I was!
Dan Stown's Reflection:
Where did you get all these thoughts?
Dan Stown:
I just really pushed myself. You were my inspiration behind it.
Dan Stown's Reflection:
Awwww, that is so sweet... [/center:a4dc59e3d1]