Eddie Freeze
11-22-2006, 04:03 AM
Scene opens at a local bar down the street from HSBC Arena. Jake and Jack are sitting down at a table. A waitress walks up with a tray with two mugs of beer. Its around lunchtime.
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Jack N. Coke:
MMM, thank you.
Jake Smirnoff:
Thank you, miss…
Waitress:
Oh, Maria.
Jake Smirnoff:
Miss Maria, what a very beautiful name.
Maria:
*giggles* Thank you.
We have heard about your bar, the Anchor Bar, conveniently located at 1047 Main Street, and we have been told that you are the home of the original Buffalo Chicken wings?
Maria:
Yes, we are!
Jack N. Coke:
Better then hooters?
Maria:
Of course.
Jake Smirnoff:
Well, why don’t you serve us a couple of your hot wings…
The waitress writes it down and heads off to the kitchen to put in the order. Jake and Jack watch her walk away. Jack watching very closely, after a moment turns back to Jake.
Jack N. Coke:
Not to quick is she?
Jake Smirnoff:
It doesn’t matter. What matters right now is getting those tag team belts back tonight!
Jack N. Coke:
I thought the most important thing to do is to get the ladies, drink a lot of booze, Rock n’ Roll all night, and party everyday.
Jake Smirnoff:
Well, of course, that’s important too, but right now we need to concentrate to get those belts back from that damn ReVolution.
Jack N. Coke:
Ok.
Jake Smirnoff:
Then we can get the ladies, booze, rock and parties.
The waitress walks back in with the buffalo wings.
Maria:
Here you go, boys. Will there be anything else?
Jake Smirnoff:
Yes, Maria. We were wondering what time you get off tonight.
Maria:
Oh, I’m getting off at 6:30, I don’t want to miss WcE Wildside tonight!
Jake Smirnoff:
Really? Well, now if that don’t beat all. Who are you going to see?
Maria:
I love the BarRoom Brawlers, Jake and Jack.
Jake Smirnoff:
This is just too funny. That’s who we are going to see too.
Maria:
That is so cool. I think that Jake is really cute.
Jack N. Coke:
What about Jack?
Maria:
Hes cool too. To tell you the truth, my girlfriend, who works here too, absolutely loves Jack N. Coke.
Jack N. Coke(suavely):
Really?
Maria:
Yes, she does, wait I’ll go get her.
She runs off to get her friend.
Jake Smirnoff:
At least she’s cute.
Jack N. Coke:
Yeah, I bet mine is a dog tho.
Jake Smirnoff:
You had worse.
Jack N. Coke:
What I really hope to find one of them Asians girls to spend my life with. Sexy, HAHA!
Maria makes it back with her friend. Jake just sits back in aww.
Maria:
Guys, this is Vicci.
Jack turns around to see.
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Jack N. Coke(suavely again):
Well, hello…haha.
Vicci:
Oh my god, Maria, don’t you know these guys are?! This is Jake and Jack the BarRoom Brawlers!
Jack N. Coke:
Just my kind of girl.
Maria and Vicci:
AAAAAAAA!
Jake Smirnoff:
Ladies, ladies, since we’re all going to Wildside, why don’t you two be our guest tonight, watch us beat ReVolution to get our Tag Team Titles. You can come to the back with us after we win and we can all celebrate together.
Maria and Vicci:
Oh my GOD! We love too!
Jake and Jack stand up and put their arms around their respective girls, and head out.
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Jack N. Coke:
MMM, thank you.
Jake Smirnoff:
Thank you, miss…
Waitress:
Oh, Maria.
Jake Smirnoff:
Miss Maria, what a very beautiful name.
Maria:
*giggles* Thank you.
We have heard about your bar, the Anchor Bar, conveniently located at 1047 Main Street, and we have been told that you are the home of the original Buffalo Chicken wings?
Maria:
Yes, we are!
Jack N. Coke:
Better then hooters?
Maria:
Of course.
Jake Smirnoff:
Well, why don’t you serve us a couple of your hot wings…
The waitress writes it down and heads off to the kitchen to put in the order. Jake and Jack watch her walk away. Jack watching very closely, after a moment turns back to Jake.
Jack N. Coke:
Not to quick is she?
Jake Smirnoff:
It doesn’t matter. What matters right now is getting those tag team belts back tonight!
Jack N. Coke:
I thought the most important thing to do is to get the ladies, drink a lot of booze, Rock n’ Roll all night, and party everyday.
Jake Smirnoff:
Well, of course, that’s important too, but right now we need to concentrate to get those belts back from that damn ReVolution.
Jack N. Coke:
Ok.
Jake Smirnoff:
Then we can get the ladies, booze, rock and parties.
The waitress walks back in with the buffalo wings.
Maria:
Here you go, boys. Will there be anything else?
Jake Smirnoff:
Yes, Maria. We were wondering what time you get off tonight.
Maria:
Oh, I’m getting off at 6:30, I don’t want to miss WcE Wildside tonight!
Jake Smirnoff:
Really? Well, now if that don’t beat all. Who are you going to see?
Maria:
I love the BarRoom Brawlers, Jake and Jack.
Jake Smirnoff:
This is just too funny. That’s who we are going to see too.
Maria:
That is so cool. I think that Jake is really cute.
Jack N. Coke:
What about Jack?
Maria:
Hes cool too. To tell you the truth, my girlfriend, who works here too, absolutely loves Jack N. Coke.
Jack N. Coke(suavely):
Really?
Maria:
Yes, she does, wait I’ll go get her.
She runs off to get her friend.
Jake Smirnoff:
At least she’s cute.
Jack N. Coke:
Yeah, I bet mine is a dog tho.
Jake Smirnoff:
You had worse.
Jack N. Coke:
What I really hope to find one of them Asians girls to spend my life with. Sexy, HAHA!
Maria makes it back with her friend. Jake just sits back in aww.
Maria:
Guys, this is Vicci.
Jack turns around to see.
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j286/EddieFreeze/victoria.jpg
Jack N. Coke(suavely again):
Well, hello…haha.
Vicci:
Oh my god, Maria, don’t you know these guys are?! This is Jake and Jack the BarRoom Brawlers!
Jack N. Coke:
Just my kind of girl.
Maria and Vicci:
AAAAAAAA!
Jake Smirnoff:
Ladies, ladies, since we’re all going to Wildside, why don’t you two be our guest tonight, watch us beat ReVolution to get our Tag Team Titles. You can come to the back with us after we win and we can all celebrate together.
Maria and Vicci:
Oh my GOD! We love too!
Jake and Jack stand up and put their arms around their respective girls, and head out.