Doink
11-27-2006, 04:06 PM
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The scene is a random house show right before the big WcE Pay Per View, Out of Control. The pyro hits and the lights go out. The fans get to their feet as they await the first match of the show. The crowd gets quiet as they await the music from the first wrestler to step into the squared circle.
It's On by KoRn hits the loud speakers and the fans boo as they know it means one thing, the arrival of Ryan Teal. Teal breaks through the curtains and gives the fans a cocky look. Teal is dressed in a black T-shirt and jeans, definately not in wrestling attire. He is also carrying something in his right hand and he makes his way down towards the ring. Teal rolls under the bottom rope and screams for a mic. The ring announcer tosses him a mic...
Ryan Teal:
Is this thing on...testing, testing...okay good. Now listen here everyone. Ryan Teal is in the best mood that he may have ever been right now in the WcE. People have come to realize that Ryan Teal deserves to be mentioned up there with the big boys in the WcE. Hell, I am one of the big boys in the WcE...And that is why, even though I am in a great mood, I still do have one thing to complain about.
Ryan Teal holds up what's in his right hand.
Ryan Teal:
You see this? Get a good look at this. I want a close up.
The camera does a quick zoom in on Ryan Teals hand. He is holding the new WcE video game, WcE Takedown.
Ryan Teal:
Now, I have a couple of complaints about this...Number One. Why am I not on the cover? The biggest addition to the WcE in it's history, and somehow I am not on the cover? Who designed this? How come I was not consulted on this? The biggest star in the WcE and yet I am not approached with ideas for the game?
Well I went out, and I was going to get a copy. So I go to my local gameing store...and they wouldn't give me my free copy. So that pissed me off even more. Anyway, I ended up with a free copy of the game, don't ask me how, and I brought it back to the Teal mansion. Now take a look at what happends when I am playing this disaster of a game. Roll the footage.
Teal points to the titantron, and the video begins to roll as the camera zooms in on it.
Ryan Teal:
Hey scumbags, its Ryan Teal here, and I am going to be testing this new video game crap that the WcE has.
Teal takes the disc out and loads it into his XBox. Teal takes a seat on his couch.
Ryan Teal:
Now, as you'll notice, I have a 70 inch flat screen high def television. Only the best for the best. Okay, let's see what this game has got. Unlock hidden legends...blah blah blah. Rocky Stevens, Adam Belmont, Chris LaMonte...okay, wasting my time. Where am I? Ah, here I am. On Superstars Page 2? What the f*ck. I should be the first character on the screen. Let's find my rating. Overall Rating 8 out of 10. Wait what! 8 out of 10. That's not a 10 out of 10. Haha...I got a great idea. How about a triple threat match between Me, Deathtrap and Stown. That sounds like a plenty good idea.
Teal sets up the match on the game.
Ryan Teal:
This should be a slaughter.
The camera zooms in on the video game. Teal is whooping his two competitors. Teal sets up Stown for The Goodnight Kiss. Stown quickly reverses it and gets out. Now Stown is setting up teal for the StownD Out...
Ryan Teal:
Oh sh*t...Teal runs over and resets the videogame.
The camera moves back to Teal in the ring
Ryan Teal:
Hey hey...that was not what it looked like. If you were to continue watching that tape you'd see I reverse the StownD Out and go on to win the match. I don't know exactly what happend there with the footage, but I can assure you that is what takes place.
So that takes me all the way to this big pay per view. I've been known for stepping up in big situations, and that is what I plan to do at this PPV. A triple threat match, my specialty. And not only that, two titles are on the line, and I get a crack at both. Ryan Teal is a happy man.
Teal looks at the game in his hand.
Ryan Teal:
Now, what to do with this? I guess I could give it to one of you fans.
Teal steps between the ropes and walks over to one of the fans. He hands him the WcE game box. Some of the fans start to cheer.
Ryan Teal:
Hey, whoa. Don't get to excited. Thats just the cover, the game CD isn't in it. You think I would actually spend money on one of you guys? Wow. Anyway...I'll see you all in a week, with plenty of gold around my waist.
Teal's music hits, and The Real Deal throws the mic into the ring and raises both his hands above his head, right next to the crowd. The fans are booing and throwing things at him. Teal walks up the ramp and gives the fans the finger as he leaves. He walks behind the curtains and disappears. [/center:135f842839]
The scene is a random house show right before the big WcE Pay Per View, Out of Control. The pyro hits and the lights go out. The fans get to their feet as they await the first match of the show. The crowd gets quiet as they await the music from the first wrestler to step into the squared circle.
It's On by KoRn hits the loud speakers and the fans boo as they know it means one thing, the arrival of Ryan Teal. Teal breaks through the curtains and gives the fans a cocky look. Teal is dressed in a black T-shirt and jeans, definately not in wrestling attire. He is also carrying something in his right hand and he makes his way down towards the ring. Teal rolls under the bottom rope and screams for a mic. The ring announcer tosses him a mic...
Ryan Teal:
Is this thing on...testing, testing...okay good. Now listen here everyone. Ryan Teal is in the best mood that he may have ever been right now in the WcE. People have come to realize that Ryan Teal deserves to be mentioned up there with the big boys in the WcE. Hell, I am one of the big boys in the WcE...And that is why, even though I am in a great mood, I still do have one thing to complain about.
Ryan Teal holds up what's in his right hand.
Ryan Teal:
You see this? Get a good look at this. I want a close up.
The camera does a quick zoom in on Ryan Teals hand. He is holding the new WcE video game, WcE Takedown.
Ryan Teal:
Now, I have a couple of complaints about this...Number One. Why am I not on the cover? The biggest addition to the WcE in it's history, and somehow I am not on the cover? Who designed this? How come I was not consulted on this? The biggest star in the WcE and yet I am not approached with ideas for the game?
Well I went out, and I was going to get a copy. So I go to my local gameing store...and they wouldn't give me my free copy. So that pissed me off even more. Anyway, I ended up with a free copy of the game, don't ask me how, and I brought it back to the Teal mansion. Now take a look at what happends when I am playing this disaster of a game. Roll the footage.
Teal points to the titantron, and the video begins to roll as the camera zooms in on it.
Ryan Teal:
Hey scumbags, its Ryan Teal here, and I am going to be testing this new video game crap that the WcE has.
Teal takes the disc out and loads it into his XBox. Teal takes a seat on his couch.
Ryan Teal:
Now, as you'll notice, I have a 70 inch flat screen high def television. Only the best for the best. Okay, let's see what this game has got. Unlock hidden legends...blah blah blah. Rocky Stevens, Adam Belmont, Chris LaMonte...okay, wasting my time. Where am I? Ah, here I am. On Superstars Page 2? What the f*ck. I should be the first character on the screen. Let's find my rating. Overall Rating 8 out of 10. Wait what! 8 out of 10. That's not a 10 out of 10. Haha...I got a great idea. How about a triple threat match between Me, Deathtrap and Stown. That sounds like a plenty good idea.
Teal sets up the match on the game.
Ryan Teal:
This should be a slaughter.
The camera zooms in on the video game. Teal is whooping his two competitors. Teal sets up Stown for The Goodnight Kiss. Stown quickly reverses it and gets out. Now Stown is setting up teal for the StownD Out...
Ryan Teal:
Oh sh*t...Teal runs over and resets the videogame.
The camera moves back to Teal in the ring
Ryan Teal:
Hey hey...that was not what it looked like. If you were to continue watching that tape you'd see I reverse the StownD Out and go on to win the match. I don't know exactly what happend there with the footage, but I can assure you that is what takes place.
So that takes me all the way to this big pay per view. I've been known for stepping up in big situations, and that is what I plan to do at this PPV. A triple threat match, my specialty. And not only that, two titles are on the line, and I get a crack at both. Ryan Teal is a happy man.
Teal looks at the game in his hand.
Ryan Teal:
Now, what to do with this? I guess I could give it to one of you fans.
Teal steps between the ropes and walks over to one of the fans. He hands him the WcE game box. Some of the fans start to cheer.
Ryan Teal:
Hey, whoa. Don't get to excited. Thats just the cover, the game CD isn't in it. You think I would actually spend money on one of you guys? Wow. Anyway...I'll see you all in a week, with plenty of gold around my waist.
Teal's music hits, and The Real Deal throws the mic into the ring and raises both his hands above his head, right next to the crowd. The fans are booing and throwing things at him. Teal walks up the ramp and gives the fans the finger as he leaves. He walks behind the curtains and disappears. [/center:135f842839]