Cartman
10-29-2007, 01:17 PM
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Maverick and Jericho Shaw are walking in the back door to the Rose Garden Arena in Portland OR. They are dressed in their normal street clothes of Tight blue jeans and black tight black t-shirts showing off their muscles. Jericho is wearing a swing duffel bag over his shoulder as Maverick is walking with a stroller style luggage wheeling behind him. The two seems to be mumbling back and forth about tonights match and the possible chance to win their first titles since the 'Frenzy' Tag Team Championships they held in the Dev Camp.
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They look around trying to find their locker room as they pass the PPV Poster situated on the wall next to a door marked "Shaw Brothers".
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Maverick Shaw:
I tell you little brother, I'm sick and tired of that puke James Whitman ALWAYS making all the PPV main events and covers of the WcE magazines and PPV Posters month after month after MONTH! And What about Ken Forte. That damn archive comes back after a year in hiding and wins the World Heavyweight Championship? It's politics man... it has to be...
Jericho Shaw:
Well not to be a downer on ya bro but don't forget you had a shot 3 weeks ago and that goof ball Eddie Sanchez took YOU out of the World Title race for the Gold. I know he's in the JEST'ers WITH Whitman but it did take an actual WIN to put you out of the race, so that's NOT politics my man.
Maverick Shaw:
Just whose side are you on little brother? Sanchez just got lucky that night man and you know it. But enough about them losers. We got to get revenge tonight and I WILL pin that 'goof ball myself when we take on Florida's Finest tonight.
The Shaw's go into their locker room as they turn on the TV they see the Mr. Rudy promo in mid-section...
***** VIDEO FOOTAGE PLAYS *****
Rudy: Did you just offer to buy un-nother grown man a drink? What are you, kwerr?
"Tom" looked away and rolled his eyes.
"Tom": Nah man, I'm not gay. I was just being a nice guy. You don't want a drink? Fine with me.
Rudy: So now Mr. Kwerr thinks he's too good for the straight man who doesn't wanna play hanky-panky with 'em!
"Tom" looked right back at him. He was beginning to lose his patience.
"Tom": Listen man, I tried to be nice. Leave me the hell alone.
Rudy looked like he'd seen a ghost. People were beginning to notice his actions.
Rudy: Oh...I'll leave ya alone...no big deal there man...
When the bartender looked away, Rudy arched his arm back and violently slapped "Tom" in the back of the head. "Tom" slid off his chair and landed on the floor with a thud. He clutched his head which was beginning to bleed.
"Tom": What the hell was that for?
Rudy gave everyone a "Wasn't Me" look.
Rudy: I ain't do nothin', man!
The bartender stood up and took notice.
Bartender: Dammit Rudy, I told you to stop causing trouble here!
Rudy: I told ya'll I'm innocent--
Right then "Tom"'s friend shoved Rudy to the floor. Rudy hopped to his feet quickly and charged the man. The bartender hopped over the bar and broke them up.
However, both the bartender and "Tom"'s friend were demolished by Mr. Toms, who, seemingly out of nowhere, came through and landed a vicious Big Boot that knocked them both flying.
Rudy chuckled as he kicked "Tom" in the ribs.
Rudy: Do ya see what happens when ya mess with Mistuh RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDY??
***** VIDEO FOOTAGE ENDS *****
Maverick grabs a remote and clicks off the TV as he notices the screechy voice.
Maverick Shaw:
Wait... isn't that the little pig that was talking trash to us at the house show two days ago?
Jericho Shaw:
That voice can't escape ya man of course it was... something about IF we win the tag titles... they were coming for US? and beware of the Mighty Mr. Toms? Toms is huge but he's not like facing Edward Freeze or even a guy like Samson. Height don't mean anything without the ability or brains to work in the ring and get the pin.
Maverick Shaw:
That's where your wrong little brother... I was bigger than Sanchez ands he beat me. But I'm the better technition and that bastard STILL the better of me. Toms IS huge and I've watched alot of their old tapes ever since they ran into us backstage at the house show. He's done away with alot of stars. Rudy is a coward and hides behind Toms as a shield. IF he truly thinks he's gonna take the titles away from US once we beat the living hell out of Florida's Finest... IF they want some they can come get some. Same thing I've tried to instill in you, is what Dad instilled in ME... "Fear No Man & Fear Nothing" and you WILL overcome ALL odds! at all cost! Dad knew what he was talking about. When We were in collage and I made the football team and you made the bench squad...
Jericho Shaw:
HEY... man that's NOT funny... that damn coach just didn't like me that why I rode the bench all season... well... that... and that bad case of jock itch I had from that damn bit*h Connie DeMeeko... <-- (Family Guy mark Moment)
Maverick Shaw:
yeah... whatever man, either way... Tonight... we become the World Tag Team Champions... By ANY means Necessary!!
The Shaw's shake hands in agreement as they start to get ready for their Title match.
Maverick and Jericho Shaw are walking in the back door to the Rose Garden Arena in Portland OR. They are dressed in their normal street clothes of Tight blue jeans and black tight black t-shirts showing off their muscles. Jericho is wearing a swing duffel bag over his shoulder as Maverick is walking with a stroller style luggage wheeling behind him. The two seems to be mumbling back and forth about tonights match and the possible chance to win their first titles since the 'Frenzy' Tag Team Championships they held in the Dev Camp.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Angmar/frenzytagteamtitle.gif
They look around trying to find their locker room as they pass the PPV Poster situated on the wall next to a door marked "Shaw Brothers".
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Angmar/halloweenbashppvposter.gif
Maverick Shaw:
I tell you little brother, I'm sick and tired of that puke James Whitman ALWAYS making all the PPV main events and covers of the WcE magazines and PPV Posters month after month after MONTH! And What about Ken Forte. That damn archive comes back after a year in hiding and wins the World Heavyweight Championship? It's politics man... it has to be...
Jericho Shaw:
Well not to be a downer on ya bro but don't forget you had a shot 3 weeks ago and that goof ball Eddie Sanchez took YOU out of the World Title race for the Gold. I know he's in the JEST'ers WITH Whitman but it did take an actual WIN to put you out of the race, so that's NOT politics my man.
Maverick Shaw:
Just whose side are you on little brother? Sanchez just got lucky that night man and you know it. But enough about them losers. We got to get revenge tonight and I WILL pin that 'goof ball myself when we take on Florida's Finest tonight.
The Shaw's go into their locker room as they turn on the TV they see the Mr. Rudy promo in mid-section...
***** VIDEO FOOTAGE PLAYS *****
Rudy: Did you just offer to buy un-nother grown man a drink? What are you, kwerr?
"Tom" looked away and rolled his eyes.
"Tom": Nah man, I'm not gay. I was just being a nice guy. You don't want a drink? Fine with me.
Rudy: So now Mr. Kwerr thinks he's too good for the straight man who doesn't wanna play hanky-panky with 'em!
"Tom" looked right back at him. He was beginning to lose his patience.
"Tom": Listen man, I tried to be nice. Leave me the hell alone.
Rudy looked like he'd seen a ghost. People were beginning to notice his actions.
Rudy: Oh...I'll leave ya alone...no big deal there man...
When the bartender looked away, Rudy arched his arm back and violently slapped "Tom" in the back of the head. "Tom" slid off his chair and landed on the floor with a thud. He clutched his head which was beginning to bleed.
"Tom": What the hell was that for?
Rudy gave everyone a "Wasn't Me" look.
Rudy: I ain't do nothin', man!
The bartender stood up and took notice.
Bartender: Dammit Rudy, I told you to stop causing trouble here!
Rudy: I told ya'll I'm innocent--
Right then "Tom"'s friend shoved Rudy to the floor. Rudy hopped to his feet quickly and charged the man. The bartender hopped over the bar and broke them up.
However, both the bartender and "Tom"'s friend were demolished by Mr. Toms, who, seemingly out of nowhere, came through and landed a vicious Big Boot that knocked them both flying.
Rudy chuckled as he kicked "Tom" in the ribs.
Rudy: Do ya see what happens when ya mess with Mistuh RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDY??
***** VIDEO FOOTAGE ENDS *****
Maverick grabs a remote and clicks off the TV as he notices the screechy voice.
Maverick Shaw:
Wait... isn't that the little pig that was talking trash to us at the house show two days ago?
Jericho Shaw:
That voice can't escape ya man of course it was... something about IF we win the tag titles... they were coming for US? and beware of the Mighty Mr. Toms? Toms is huge but he's not like facing Edward Freeze or even a guy like Samson. Height don't mean anything without the ability or brains to work in the ring and get the pin.
Maverick Shaw:
That's where your wrong little brother... I was bigger than Sanchez ands he beat me. But I'm the better technition and that bastard STILL the better of me. Toms IS huge and I've watched alot of their old tapes ever since they ran into us backstage at the house show. He's done away with alot of stars. Rudy is a coward and hides behind Toms as a shield. IF he truly thinks he's gonna take the titles away from US once we beat the living hell out of Florida's Finest... IF they want some they can come get some. Same thing I've tried to instill in you, is what Dad instilled in ME... "Fear No Man & Fear Nothing" and you WILL overcome ALL odds! at all cost! Dad knew what he was talking about. When We were in collage and I made the football team and you made the bench squad...
Jericho Shaw:
HEY... man that's NOT funny... that damn coach just didn't like me that why I rode the bench all season... well... that... and that bad case of jock itch I had from that damn bit*h Connie DeMeeko... <-- (Family Guy mark Moment)
Maverick Shaw:
yeah... whatever man, either way... Tonight... we become the World Tag Team Champions... By ANY means Necessary!!
The Shaw's shake hands in agreement as they start to get ready for their Title match.