Slice
01-07-2008, 03:00 AM
[Continued from Part One... obviously, lol]
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“Unborn” by Reveille suddenly bursts through the speakers as the fans get loud.
Daniels: I do believe this is, indeed, our new WcE Xtreme Champ!
Styles: Yeah, that cheater.
Daniels: WHAT? Are you referring to how he won the title? It was an Xtreme match, Jason!
Styles: Yeah, but he could have given Jeffries a fair chance!
Zack suddenly comes running through the curtains and continues running until he hits the ring. He poses in the middle of the ring as he holds the X title high, and as the crowd and his music simmer down he takes a microphone out of his back pocket. The JESTers each greet him with a hearty handshake and take their places in the corners.
Zack: So, this is Lowell, Massachusetts???
The crowd pops.
Zack: Nice place. Anywho, hello to all you fine WcE fans. For those of you who have not had the pleasure of being filled in, I am the unusual, unhinged, and mentally quite unbalanced, Zack Evermore. Also known as your NEWWWW!!!
Zack raises the mic high in the air as he headbangs, and then he brings the mic back to his mouth.
Zack: … Xtreme Champion.
The fans go crazy as Zack starts pacing around the ring.
Zack: Now listen; I’ve been having some trouble adjusting to life as a champ. I mean, From the time I got here to the time I became a champ, I’ve had the same dressing room, same pay, same treatment etcetera etcetera. Of course, those two times were in the same night, but still, you get my drift.
Some laughter comes from the crowd.
Zack: I’ve also been getting a lot of grief from reporters and whatnot, saying I don’t deserve to hold a title. They also say I don’t care about the rules. That I have no respect for anyone. That I am a degenerate, a deviant, and a morally hollow failure of a non-athlete.
Some of the crowd boos as Scott takes a dictionary out of his black bag, producing some laughter.
Zack: Personally, I don’t know about all of that. I care about rules. Well, CERTAIN rules. I have a lot of respect for people. Well, CERTAIN people. And come on; am I really a degenerate, a deviant, and a morally hollow failure of a non-athlete?
A divided wave of cheers comes from the crowd.
Zack: Well, I CERTAINLY AM!
The crowd goes crazy.
Zack: But hey, I got this title, I got you nice people cheering for me, and I’ve got good friends here; I don’t see why I should go anywhere else. So for anybody in the media, or anywhere else for that matter, who doesn’t like me, I can only offer this piece of advice. PLEASE, continue watching me and criticizing me. Free publicity AND the money of people who hate me? C’MAAAAAAAAAAAHN! How can you say no to THAT?!
The crowd pops for Evermore.
Zack: Now, onto more pressing matters. Oh, right, Christmas Carnage. I have to face MAAAAAAAAAAARK MARVINNNNNN! The uh…
Zack acts as if he’s thinking. He turns to James.
Zack: One time?
James shakes his head. Zack turns to Eddie.
Zack: Two time?
Eddie shakes his head as well. Zack now turns to Scott.
Zack: Three time?
Scott also shakes his head, and Zack turns to Thomas.
Zack: Four time?
Thomas shakes his head. Zack counts on his fingers, mumbling, before raising his head and putting the mic to his mouth.
Zack: FIIIIIIIIIIIVE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME XTREME CHAMPION!
The crowd pops; some for Zack’s delivery, some for the mention of Mark Marvin.
Zack: Listen here Marvin.
Thomas: I think that’s Mark.
Zack: I know, I was calling him by his last name, to sound intimidating.
Thomas: Yeah but it sounds like you were calling him by his first name.
James: He’s right, Zack. Even though Marvin IS his last name, when you call him Marvin it sounds like you’re being chummy.
Zack (frustrated): ALRIGHT!
Some of the fans laugh.
Zack: Ok so listen up, MARK MARVIN…
Zack looks at Thomas and James, who nod approvingly.
Zack: You might have an impressive record and a mean streak in the ring. I respect that, and I respect you. However, I am the current Xtreme champion. If you want YOUR title back, look elsewhere. This is now the ZAXTREME title! YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
The crowd pops as the JESTers shake their heads and bury their faces in their hands.
James: Dude, NO. That was terrible.
Eddie: Zaxtreme? Seriously.
Scott: I think I’m going to throw up.
Thomas: I already DID. A little. In my mouth.
Zack: SHADDAAAAAAP!
The crowd bursts into laughter.
Zack: THE POINT IS! Mark, if you come to Christmas Carnage in LOWELL, MASSACHUSEEEEEEEEETTS!
The crowd pops heavily.
Zack: … looking for a walk in the park and thinking you’re going home with the X title, you are woefully, lamentably, SADLY mistaken. I am ZACK EVERMORE, and I am the WcE XTREME CHAMPION.
“Unborn” by Reveille hits the speakers as Zack tosses his mic into the crowd and the fans cheer loudly. The JESTers all hug him, and they all get out of the ring. The JESTers toss their empty bags into the audience and walk up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, they all stop, and James, Eddie, Scott, Thomas and Zack all take a bow, pose, and then leave through the curtains as the WcE house show ends.
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“Unborn” by Reveille suddenly bursts through the speakers as the fans get loud.
Daniels: I do believe this is, indeed, our new WcE Xtreme Champ!
Styles: Yeah, that cheater.
Daniels: WHAT? Are you referring to how he won the title? It was an Xtreme match, Jason!
Styles: Yeah, but he could have given Jeffries a fair chance!
Zack suddenly comes running through the curtains and continues running until he hits the ring. He poses in the middle of the ring as he holds the X title high, and as the crowd and his music simmer down he takes a microphone out of his back pocket. The JESTers each greet him with a hearty handshake and take their places in the corners.
Zack: So, this is Lowell, Massachusetts???
The crowd pops.
Zack: Nice place. Anywho, hello to all you fine WcE fans. For those of you who have not had the pleasure of being filled in, I am the unusual, unhinged, and mentally quite unbalanced, Zack Evermore. Also known as your NEWWWW!!!
Zack raises the mic high in the air as he headbangs, and then he brings the mic back to his mouth.
Zack: … Xtreme Champion.
The fans go crazy as Zack starts pacing around the ring.
Zack: Now listen; I’ve been having some trouble adjusting to life as a champ. I mean, From the time I got here to the time I became a champ, I’ve had the same dressing room, same pay, same treatment etcetera etcetera. Of course, those two times were in the same night, but still, you get my drift.
Some laughter comes from the crowd.
Zack: I’ve also been getting a lot of grief from reporters and whatnot, saying I don’t deserve to hold a title. They also say I don’t care about the rules. That I have no respect for anyone. That I am a degenerate, a deviant, and a morally hollow failure of a non-athlete.
Some of the crowd boos as Scott takes a dictionary out of his black bag, producing some laughter.
Zack: Personally, I don’t know about all of that. I care about rules. Well, CERTAIN rules. I have a lot of respect for people. Well, CERTAIN people. And come on; am I really a degenerate, a deviant, and a morally hollow failure of a non-athlete?
A divided wave of cheers comes from the crowd.
Zack: Well, I CERTAINLY AM!
The crowd goes crazy.
Zack: But hey, I got this title, I got you nice people cheering for me, and I’ve got good friends here; I don’t see why I should go anywhere else. So for anybody in the media, or anywhere else for that matter, who doesn’t like me, I can only offer this piece of advice. PLEASE, continue watching me and criticizing me. Free publicity AND the money of people who hate me? C’MAAAAAAAAAAAHN! How can you say no to THAT?!
The crowd pops for Evermore.
Zack: Now, onto more pressing matters. Oh, right, Christmas Carnage. I have to face MAAAAAAAAAAARK MARVINNNNNN! The uh…
Zack acts as if he’s thinking. He turns to James.
Zack: One time?
James shakes his head. Zack turns to Eddie.
Zack: Two time?
Eddie shakes his head as well. Zack now turns to Scott.
Zack: Three time?
Scott also shakes his head, and Zack turns to Thomas.
Zack: Four time?
Thomas shakes his head. Zack counts on his fingers, mumbling, before raising his head and putting the mic to his mouth.
Zack: FIIIIIIIIIIIVE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME XTREME CHAMPION!
The crowd pops; some for Zack’s delivery, some for the mention of Mark Marvin.
Zack: Listen here Marvin.
Thomas: I think that’s Mark.
Zack: I know, I was calling him by his last name, to sound intimidating.
Thomas: Yeah but it sounds like you were calling him by his first name.
James: He’s right, Zack. Even though Marvin IS his last name, when you call him Marvin it sounds like you’re being chummy.
Zack (frustrated): ALRIGHT!
Some of the fans laugh.
Zack: Ok so listen up, MARK MARVIN…
Zack looks at Thomas and James, who nod approvingly.
Zack: You might have an impressive record and a mean streak in the ring. I respect that, and I respect you. However, I am the current Xtreme champion. If you want YOUR title back, look elsewhere. This is now the ZAXTREME title! YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
The crowd pops as the JESTers shake their heads and bury their faces in their hands.
James: Dude, NO. That was terrible.
Eddie: Zaxtreme? Seriously.
Scott: I think I’m going to throw up.
Thomas: I already DID. A little. In my mouth.
Zack: SHADDAAAAAAP!
The crowd bursts into laughter.
Zack: THE POINT IS! Mark, if you come to Christmas Carnage in LOWELL, MASSACHUSEEEEEEEEETTS!
The crowd pops heavily.
Zack: … looking for a walk in the park and thinking you’re going home with the X title, you are woefully, lamentably, SADLY mistaken. I am ZACK EVERMORE, and I am the WcE XTREME CHAMPION.
“Unborn” by Reveille hits the speakers as Zack tosses his mic into the crowd and the fans cheer loudly. The JESTers all hug him, and they all get out of the ring. The JESTers toss their empty bags into the audience and walk up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, they all stop, and James, Eddie, Scott, Thomas and Zack all take a bow, pose, and then leave through the curtains as the WcE house show ends.