Slice
01-24-2008, 02:28 AM
Dude, watch the hair.
Thomas Williams and David Whitman are sparring in a ring, the very same ring that will be the center stage for the upcoming Primetime.
Thomas: Come on, kid, that the best you got?
James Whitman is sitting at the announcer’s table and trying to get the headsets to sound on the arena speakers. Sitting next to him is Scott Jones, and in front of them on the table are a couple of crutches. Eddie Sanchez is absent as he is at a gym getting ready to defend his title in the upcoming main event.
Scott (to James, and pointing to the crutches): So, how long did the doc say you’re gonna have to use these things?
James: Meh, I’ll be better in a week.
Scott: Physically, maybe.
Thomas bodyslams David.
Thomas (yelling to Scott and James): Yeah man, you took a horrible beating at Christmas Carnage.
James: Wait, you can hear us? DUDE! I GOT THE HEADSETS TO WORK ON THE SPEAKERS!
Thomas covers his ears in pain.
Thomas: STOP SCREAMING!
Thomas gets hit with an abrupt spear by David.
James: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Scott (laughing): Dude, you sound just like Daniels.
James: Shut up man, you’re taking me out of the moment.
Scott: Oh, right.
Thomas and David are laughing inside the ring.
James: Williams now, trying to get Whitman down with a Laugh Track attack.
Scott: Right you are, James, and we’ve seen this before from Williams, this man will do ANYthing to win!
Thomas and David are now sparring again.
James: It will certainly be interesting to see if Williams can get a win, after all, he and-
Scott (interrupting James): Hey can I be Jason Styles?
James: Sure, why not.
Scott: You’re right, Mike, it’ll be interesting to see if Williams can get a win, after all, he’s been on a losing streak since deciding to go after the tag titles with fellow JESTer slash punk Scott Jones.
James: I’d hardly call TWO matches a losing streak, Jason.
Scott: Whatever the case may be, I bet you 20 bucks he’ll lose again tonight!
James: YOU’RE ON!
Scott: Dude, you’re not supposed to take the bet. Daniels never takes bets.
James: Oh right. But still, stop breaking character.
Scott: Williams is getting BEAT in there, and his opponent isn’t even a WCE regular! No wonder he can’t get the job done against Smirnoff and Coke!
Thomas and David stop sparring.
Scott: Jones keeps doing his best and trying to win but how can he? With such a pathetic partner, he’ll never hold tag gold again!
Thomas slides out of the ring and walks over to Scott, who stands up and takes the headset off.
Thomas: Dude what the HELL is your problem?!
Scott: YOU’re my problem, you dick!
James gets up and quickly gets between them to hold them apart.
James: STOP IT! Calm down guys! You’ve been friends for a long time, and you shouldn’t be fighting like this, especially not over some stupid belts! Now put it all between you and shake hands, and get back to training, Thomas, so you can beat Jake Smirnoff at Primetime and you guys’ll get another title shot soon enough!
A second goes by before Thomas and Scott burst into uproarious laughter.
Scott: OH MY GOD!
Thomas: DID I CALL IT OR WHAT?!
Scott: Almost down to the exact same WORDS, man!
Scott takes a hundred dollar bill out of his pocket and hands it to Thomas.
Thomas: I can’t believe you fell for that, James!
Thomas, Scott and David all continue laughing as James sits back down and chuckles uneasily.
Thomas Williams and David Whitman are sparring in a ring, the very same ring that will be the center stage for the upcoming Primetime.
Thomas: Come on, kid, that the best you got?
James Whitman is sitting at the announcer’s table and trying to get the headsets to sound on the arena speakers. Sitting next to him is Scott Jones, and in front of them on the table are a couple of crutches. Eddie Sanchez is absent as he is at a gym getting ready to defend his title in the upcoming main event.
Scott (to James, and pointing to the crutches): So, how long did the doc say you’re gonna have to use these things?
James: Meh, I’ll be better in a week.
Scott: Physically, maybe.
Thomas bodyslams David.
Thomas (yelling to Scott and James): Yeah man, you took a horrible beating at Christmas Carnage.
James: Wait, you can hear us? DUDE! I GOT THE HEADSETS TO WORK ON THE SPEAKERS!
Thomas covers his ears in pain.
Thomas: STOP SCREAMING!
Thomas gets hit with an abrupt spear by David.
James: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Scott (laughing): Dude, you sound just like Daniels.
James: Shut up man, you’re taking me out of the moment.
Scott: Oh, right.
Thomas and David are laughing inside the ring.
James: Williams now, trying to get Whitman down with a Laugh Track attack.
Scott: Right you are, James, and we’ve seen this before from Williams, this man will do ANYthing to win!
Thomas and David are now sparring again.
James: It will certainly be interesting to see if Williams can get a win, after all, he and-
Scott (interrupting James): Hey can I be Jason Styles?
James: Sure, why not.
Scott: You’re right, Mike, it’ll be interesting to see if Williams can get a win, after all, he’s been on a losing streak since deciding to go after the tag titles with fellow JESTer slash punk Scott Jones.
James: I’d hardly call TWO matches a losing streak, Jason.
Scott: Whatever the case may be, I bet you 20 bucks he’ll lose again tonight!
James: YOU’RE ON!
Scott: Dude, you’re not supposed to take the bet. Daniels never takes bets.
James: Oh right. But still, stop breaking character.
Scott: Williams is getting BEAT in there, and his opponent isn’t even a WCE regular! No wonder he can’t get the job done against Smirnoff and Coke!
Thomas and David stop sparring.
Scott: Jones keeps doing his best and trying to win but how can he? With such a pathetic partner, he’ll never hold tag gold again!
Thomas slides out of the ring and walks over to Scott, who stands up and takes the headset off.
Thomas: Dude what the HELL is your problem?!
Scott: YOU’re my problem, you dick!
James gets up and quickly gets between them to hold them apart.
James: STOP IT! Calm down guys! You’ve been friends for a long time, and you shouldn’t be fighting like this, especially not over some stupid belts! Now put it all between you and shake hands, and get back to training, Thomas, so you can beat Jake Smirnoff at Primetime and you guys’ll get another title shot soon enough!
A second goes by before Thomas and Scott burst into uproarious laughter.
Scott: OH MY GOD!
Thomas: DID I CALL IT OR WHAT?!
Scott: Almost down to the exact same WORDS, man!
Scott takes a hundred dollar bill out of his pocket and hands it to Thomas.
Thomas: I can’t believe you fell for that, James!
Thomas, Scott and David all continue laughing as James sits back down and chuckles uneasily.