Eddie Freeze
02-01-2008, 02:07 PM
Scene opens up live outside Jaks Tap, the crowd cheers at recognizing the local Chicago bar. The camera cuts inside to find The BarRoom Brawlers sitting at the bar, drinking Guinness. Wearing there kilts and two new BRB shirts “BRB: Best Damn Tag Team Period”.
Smirnoff:
Chicago has got to have the best beer outside of Ireland. Hey barkeep! Another round over here.
Coke:
Lord bless Charlie Mops the man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer…
Smirnoff:
Man, that was tough at Christmas Carnage, those Jesters are one hell of a team, but its about time, we haven’t seen any decent tag teams in a long time.
Coke:
But that Thomas Williams, I can’t believe you let that one slide! HA!
Smirnoff:
Yeah well, I have a feeling meet again, but right now you should be concentrating on your match tonight against the new kid, the Xtreme Champion, Zack…Zack something or other…
Coke:
Nevermore?
Smirnoff:
Yeah, what impact that guys been making? Dayum!
Coke:
Dayum! Haha!
Smirnoff:
But you can be just as extreme.
Coke:
I don’t know, that guy is crazy, I saw what he did to Marvin the Martian, smashing him with that barbwire-wrapped glass tube.
Smirnoff:
Please! You eat glass for breakfast.
Coke:
Oh that one time.
Smirnoff:
Yeah still, if he wants extreme, I know you can give him a run for his money, because you been extreme since he has been in diapers, hell since you were in diapers!
Coke:
Well, your more extreme then me, you should be in this match instead.
Smirnoff:
My time will come, you were given this chance, you deserve it, just take it. Who knows it might give you a future title shot.
Coke:
Jack N. Coke…Xtreme Champion. I kinda like the sound of that.
Jake raises a glass.
Smirnoff:
Good luck.
Jake and Jack clank glasses, as the scene fades to black. Scene then cuts to Daniels and Styles.
Styles:
Jack N. Coke as the Xtreme Champion? What a disturbing thought, but it is true he can be extreme.
Daniels:
Well it should be an interesting match, both these guys are NUTS!
Styles:
Whoa, Daniels! Did you hurt yourself?
Daniels:
Maybe we should get on with the next match.
Smirnoff:
Chicago has got to have the best beer outside of Ireland. Hey barkeep! Another round over here.
Coke:
Lord bless Charlie Mops the man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer…
Smirnoff:
Man, that was tough at Christmas Carnage, those Jesters are one hell of a team, but its about time, we haven’t seen any decent tag teams in a long time.
Coke:
But that Thomas Williams, I can’t believe you let that one slide! HA!
Smirnoff:
Yeah well, I have a feeling meet again, but right now you should be concentrating on your match tonight against the new kid, the Xtreme Champion, Zack…Zack something or other…
Coke:
Nevermore?
Smirnoff:
Yeah, what impact that guys been making? Dayum!
Coke:
Dayum! Haha!
Smirnoff:
But you can be just as extreme.
Coke:
I don’t know, that guy is crazy, I saw what he did to Marvin the Martian, smashing him with that barbwire-wrapped glass tube.
Smirnoff:
Please! You eat glass for breakfast.
Coke:
Oh that one time.
Smirnoff:
Yeah still, if he wants extreme, I know you can give him a run for his money, because you been extreme since he has been in diapers, hell since you were in diapers!
Coke:
Well, your more extreme then me, you should be in this match instead.
Smirnoff:
My time will come, you were given this chance, you deserve it, just take it. Who knows it might give you a future title shot.
Coke:
Jack N. Coke…Xtreme Champion. I kinda like the sound of that.
Jake raises a glass.
Smirnoff:
Good luck.
Jake and Jack clank glasses, as the scene fades to black. Scene then cuts to Daniels and Styles.
Styles:
Jack N. Coke as the Xtreme Champion? What a disturbing thought, but it is true he can be extreme.
Daniels:
Well it should be an interesting match, both these guys are NUTS!
Styles:
Whoa, Daniels! Did you hurt yourself?
Daniels:
Maybe we should get on with the next match.