KL_HellRaiser
03-26-2008, 07:29 PM
The scene opens with a view of a long green stretch; it is visibly well tended too with each blade of grass cut to the precise warranted length. The aromas of a variety of meadow dwelling plant life branch out over some radius and the taste of dampness is evident from last night’s gentle showers.
A section of the field is mowed down to an almost fine stubs of grass at the bottom of that section are a group of gentleman all dressed in gleaming white attire. They all have small bags neatly placed by each side…
Gentleman One:
Well the time is 1:30 Nathan is late as usual…
Gentleman Two:
Why you thought because now he is a successful champion he was going to change his ways. More the fool you Jack we all know Nathan does as he pleases.
Gentleman Three:
Exactly Robert and you have got to love how he gets away with it.
The three gentlemen laugh and continue to converse they are all fairly tall all around the
six foot mark. One, Robert, has dark brown hair combed in a side parting and he sports some white leathered gloves. The other two Jack and Noel have blond hair and are obviously related.
Over the sound of conversation a faint low rumble can be heard as the camera turns from the field to the distant car park and the run leading up to the car park. The drive is laden with a thick layer of gravel with deep tread marks driven in to them. Parked in three spaces three Land Rover’s each in prestigious condition looking as sparkling as display models.
The easily distinguishable sound of a car easing itself over gravel can be heard as a sparkling white car can be seen moving up the drive. As it finally approaches the car park and begins the graceful duty of parking the group of friends move over to the white land rover with blacked out windows and gleaming 24 inch alloys.
All four doors open almost like it was choreographed and an overwhelming sound of Beethoven Symphony No. 5 blasts the quiet of the area for miles around…
YouTube - Karajan - Beethoven Symphony No. 5 - Part 1
Out of three of the doors step out a camera crew they all gather at the boot of the car as it begins to elevate into the sky automatically and slowly.
Jack:
Nathan you old scoundrel show yourself and explain where you picked up the exquisite piece of mechanical genius!
Jack has to shout to overcome the surreal string work of the song and almost in answer a white trouser leg hovers out of the car into the open and slowly feels it way down to the gravel. The camera crew rush back round to begin filming the person taking his time to grace the world with his presence. We switch to the camera which is placed on the floor looking at the white leathered shoe which is now slowly hoisting the weight of the person out of the car. The camera rises slowly as we see a sleeveless knitted jumper with the Union Jack on the front and a man smiling as Nathan is at last unveiled he throws his arms out and shouts!
Nathan:
Relax my good citizens Brilliance has arrived!
Nathan turns to the car and brings out his heavy small leather bag and walks over to his friends exchanging manly handshakes and many a “scaly Wagg” and “you old devil you” remarks…
Nathan:
Sorry im late lads had to get this lot in order they are filming this for there weekly behind the scenes show before primetime. Got to give those Americans some bloody culture you know.
Robert:
We were just debating your lateness and we put it down to just that’s how Blake rolls!
Nathan:
And don’t you dare forget that my dear Robert. The lawn looks stupendous ready for my impending victory no doubt.
Noel:
Not this week pal I think I have your number while you have been busy wrestling and promoting I have put in some overtime on my practises of recent weeks.
Nathan:
I bet you have using some rather French tactics in attacking this lawn while its British General has been away.
Noel:
I must over rule your notion by making you aware this was more a British seizure than a French attack.
Nathan:
Ha! Lets us see if your extra practice is enough to even give me a game.
Nathan turns round and presses a button on his car keys the thunderous music is silenced and all the doors slowly close with gentle clicks as each lock upon closure.
Nathan:
Such a beautiful specimen my friends no. Thought I deserved a treat after WcE deemed me worthy of a pay rise. How was my performance at the pay per view?
Robert:
Your usual standard of brilliance but that is to be expected against the riff raff being fed your way Nathan.
Nathan:
I know although my accomplishments have been quick and vast already I feel the need step up my assault in this company and start eradicating some of the worthless champions in this sport.
A member of the camera crew with a sheet of questions approaches the group…
Man:
Nathan is it possible to run through some of the questions now we are in your desired location? We have got a show to fill…
Nathan:
I have given you my word you bloody idiot im giving you TV Brilliance to fill your second rate show with.
The man now silenced awaits Nathan not wanting to be shown up on footage again. The group now at the bottom of the green finally stop walking and the events that occur after are quite disturbing…
Nathan:
American public im here to introduce you to a stunning sport it may actually be a rival to the entertainment you witness on the weekly Primetime show. There is sweat there is tears, sacrifice!
Nathan speaks using the tone of a wrestling play by play commentator…
Nathan:
I mean how this rectangular lawn will mean so much too so many. A matter of life and death and as warning to the parents with young children the scenes that will follow may be a little too aggressive!
Behold the slick one daisy boy Jack, his brother noble Noel and the former champion Robert. Last and not least the greatest man to ever walk gods green earth Nate the great Blake!
In the background we can see the group doing some ridiculous warming up routines as Nate stand legs apart he reaches down and touches his toes. The grunts and huffs are rather disturbing and the camera crew begin to giggle as they realize Nate is giving them great footage just not the bits he intended!
Nathan:
And now ladies and gentleman the sport you have been waiting for behold the yellow ballllll!
Noel steps up and rolls out a yellow ball it rolls down three quarters of the field and sits nicely in the middle of the field.
Nathan:
Its Wednesday night Bowlsssss! Now chap lets get those questions in whilst the American public take in the spectacle of this sport…
Man:
Ok Mr Blake how did you feel Valentines Vendetta went was it a controversial win?
Robert:
Hold on a second I hope your not implying that Nathan did not deserve to win that night!
Robert is held back by Jack…
Man:
Dude I do not write the questions there given to me.
Nathan:
Settle down gentlemen the answer is simple. I proved that Mr Canon was not in my league. It was simply applaud able the guy showed up and stepped into the ring. I have proven myself in each of my matches. I can defeat all comers once WcE are through feeding me the jokes of the company.
Man:
Ok you have two new hot prospects in your match this week and both look like huge challenges for you. There is a lot of noise circling the company about them both and if one was able to beat you that would certainly put them on the map as the new World TV Champion.
The camera witnesses Nathan reach down to his bag and pick up a black bowling ball and begins his walk to the field in perfect motion glides down gracefully and rolls the ball out. It rolls outwards way off target from the yellow ball but then as the shape of the bowl is designed it begins its swerve inwards heading round to the yellow ball. As it approaches the speed slows down and stops on top of the yellow ball before sliding down next to it.
The group gasp at the amazing shot…
Nathan:
Witness ladies and gentlemen the perfect bowl and bowler! To answer your question is it a joke I have to waste my time taking on a couple of debut nobodies. Strangely no… The fact is im aware of the change of temporary management in the WcE and it is a perfect opportunity to let my new boss see just how brilliant I AM!
Nate turns to the Camera his eyes are dark brown and display a stern look straight into the camera!
Nathan:
So bring down Mr Cash and Mr Luce and I look forward to welcoming you both to the WcE. Im a true classy Brit as your obviously aware and as fast as you enter this business will not be as quick as you leave it.
Yes im aware of the noise surrounding you Mr Luce 6’6, 309lbs a terrible big brute and Mr Cash 5’9, 175lbs the size and weight of many an American 7 year old child! Here is a history lesson for you both a pre match welcome gift.
Mr Luce you represent the size and strength of the United States looming over everything and using it muscle power to smother and interfere with everything in its way. Of course unlike yourself even the Americans know to stay out of British affairs because we founded you and we could easily wipe your scrawny fat arses out!
As for you Mr Cash well you’re trickier so ill lay it out for you in a style you can appreciate in the Viper you have a tall order no doubt but against me you will undoubtedly fall short.
The group laugh and applaud Nate’s silly put downs…
Nathan:
So save yourself the heartache and go on and continue to make a living busking for money in subways and telling people your poor man’s comedy jokes because your no match my little friend for British Brash Brilliance.
Nathan looks head up into the sky as his buddies raise his hands up and point at the camera.
Nathan:
Now guys I have a game to continue with if you don’t mind.
Man:
But we travelled up with you the hotel is miles away!
Nathan:
Well inform me of when you realise how that’s my problem!
The camera man stops filming footage as Nathan strolls over to continue the game. Our scene ends with the view rising above an ocean of grass and the view of a looming forest before fading out.
A section of the field is mowed down to an almost fine stubs of grass at the bottom of that section are a group of gentleman all dressed in gleaming white attire. They all have small bags neatly placed by each side…
Gentleman One:
Well the time is 1:30 Nathan is late as usual…
Gentleman Two:
Why you thought because now he is a successful champion he was going to change his ways. More the fool you Jack we all know Nathan does as he pleases.
Gentleman Three:
Exactly Robert and you have got to love how he gets away with it.
The three gentlemen laugh and continue to converse they are all fairly tall all around the
six foot mark. One, Robert, has dark brown hair combed in a side parting and he sports some white leathered gloves. The other two Jack and Noel have blond hair and are obviously related.
Over the sound of conversation a faint low rumble can be heard as the camera turns from the field to the distant car park and the run leading up to the car park. The drive is laden with a thick layer of gravel with deep tread marks driven in to them. Parked in three spaces three Land Rover’s each in prestigious condition looking as sparkling as display models.
The easily distinguishable sound of a car easing itself over gravel can be heard as a sparkling white car can be seen moving up the drive. As it finally approaches the car park and begins the graceful duty of parking the group of friends move over to the white land rover with blacked out windows and gleaming 24 inch alloys.
All four doors open almost like it was choreographed and an overwhelming sound of Beethoven Symphony No. 5 blasts the quiet of the area for miles around…
YouTube - Karajan - Beethoven Symphony No. 5 - Part 1
Out of three of the doors step out a camera crew they all gather at the boot of the car as it begins to elevate into the sky automatically and slowly.
Jack:
Nathan you old scoundrel show yourself and explain where you picked up the exquisite piece of mechanical genius!
Jack has to shout to overcome the surreal string work of the song and almost in answer a white trouser leg hovers out of the car into the open and slowly feels it way down to the gravel. The camera crew rush back round to begin filming the person taking his time to grace the world with his presence. We switch to the camera which is placed on the floor looking at the white leathered shoe which is now slowly hoisting the weight of the person out of the car. The camera rises slowly as we see a sleeveless knitted jumper with the Union Jack on the front and a man smiling as Nathan is at last unveiled he throws his arms out and shouts!
Nathan:
Relax my good citizens Brilliance has arrived!
Nathan turns to the car and brings out his heavy small leather bag and walks over to his friends exchanging manly handshakes and many a “scaly Wagg” and “you old devil you” remarks…
Nathan:
Sorry im late lads had to get this lot in order they are filming this for there weekly behind the scenes show before primetime. Got to give those Americans some bloody culture you know.
Robert:
We were just debating your lateness and we put it down to just that’s how Blake rolls!
Nathan:
And don’t you dare forget that my dear Robert. The lawn looks stupendous ready for my impending victory no doubt.
Noel:
Not this week pal I think I have your number while you have been busy wrestling and promoting I have put in some overtime on my practises of recent weeks.
Nathan:
I bet you have using some rather French tactics in attacking this lawn while its British General has been away.
Noel:
I must over rule your notion by making you aware this was more a British seizure than a French attack.
Nathan:
Ha! Lets us see if your extra practice is enough to even give me a game.
Nathan turns round and presses a button on his car keys the thunderous music is silenced and all the doors slowly close with gentle clicks as each lock upon closure.
Nathan:
Such a beautiful specimen my friends no. Thought I deserved a treat after WcE deemed me worthy of a pay rise. How was my performance at the pay per view?
Robert:
Your usual standard of brilliance but that is to be expected against the riff raff being fed your way Nathan.
Nathan:
I know although my accomplishments have been quick and vast already I feel the need step up my assault in this company and start eradicating some of the worthless champions in this sport.
A member of the camera crew with a sheet of questions approaches the group…
Man:
Nathan is it possible to run through some of the questions now we are in your desired location? We have got a show to fill…
Nathan:
I have given you my word you bloody idiot im giving you TV Brilliance to fill your second rate show with.
The man now silenced awaits Nathan not wanting to be shown up on footage again. The group now at the bottom of the green finally stop walking and the events that occur after are quite disturbing…
Nathan:
American public im here to introduce you to a stunning sport it may actually be a rival to the entertainment you witness on the weekly Primetime show. There is sweat there is tears, sacrifice!
Nathan speaks using the tone of a wrestling play by play commentator…
Nathan:
I mean how this rectangular lawn will mean so much too so many. A matter of life and death and as warning to the parents with young children the scenes that will follow may be a little too aggressive!
Behold the slick one daisy boy Jack, his brother noble Noel and the former champion Robert. Last and not least the greatest man to ever walk gods green earth Nate the great Blake!
In the background we can see the group doing some ridiculous warming up routines as Nate stand legs apart he reaches down and touches his toes. The grunts and huffs are rather disturbing and the camera crew begin to giggle as they realize Nate is giving them great footage just not the bits he intended!
Nathan:
And now ladies and gentleman the sport you have been waiting for behold the yellow ballllll!
Noel steps up and rolls out a yellow ball it rolls down three quarters of the field and sits nicely in the middle of the field.
Nathan:
Its Wednesday night Bowlsssss! Now chap lets get those questions in whilst the American public take in the spectacle of this sport…
Man:
Ok Mr Blake how did you feel Valentines Vendetta went was it a controversial win?
Robert:
Hold on a second I hope your not implying that Nathan did not deserve to win that night!
Robert is held back by Jack…
Man:
Dude I do not write the questions there given to me.
Nathan:
Settle down gentlemen the answer is simple. I proved that Mr Canon was not in my league. It was simply applaud able the guy showed up and stepped into the ring. I have proven myself in each of my matches. I can defeat all comers once WcE are through feeding me the jokes of the company.
Man:
Ok you have two new hot prospects in your match this week and both look like huge challenges for you. There is a lot of noise circling the company about them both and if one was able to beat you that would certainly put them on the map as the new World TV Champion.
The camera witnesses Nathan reach down to his bag and pick up a black bowling ball and begins his walk to the field in perfect motion glides down gracefully and rolls the ball out. It rolls outwards way off target from the yellow ball but then as the shape of the bowl is designed it begins its swerve inwards heading round to the yellow ball. As it approaches the speed slows down and stops on top of the yellow ball before sliding down next to it.
The group gasp at the amazing shot…
Nathan:
Witness ladies and gentlemen the perfect bowl and bowler! To answer your question is it a joke I have to waste my time taking on a couple of debut nobodies. Strangely no… The fact is im aware of the change of temporary management in the WcE and it is a perfect opportunity to let my new boss see just how brilliant I AM!
Nate turns to the Camera his eyes are dark brown and display a stern look straight into the camera!
Nathan:
So bring down Mr Cash and Mr Luce and I look forward to welcoming you both to the WcE. Im a true classy Brit as your obviously aware and as fast as you enter this business will not be as quick as you leave it.
Yes im aware of the noise surrounding you Mr Luce 6’6, 309lbs a terrible big brute and Mr Cash 5’9, 175lbs the size and weight of many an American 7 year old child! Here is a history lesson for you both a pre match welcome gift.
Mr Luce you represent the size and strength of the United States looming over everything and using it muscle power to smother and interfere with everything in its way. Of course unlike yourself even the Americans know to stay out of British affairs because we founded you and we could easily wipe your scrawny fat arses out!
As for you Mr Cash well you’re trickier so ill lay it out for you in a style you can appreciate in the Viper you have a tall order no doubt but against me you will undoubtedly fall short.
The group laugh and applaud Nate’s silly put downs…
Nathan:
So save yourself the heartache and go on and continue to make a living busking for money in subways and telling people your poor man’s comedy jokes because your no match my little friend for British Brash Brilliance.
Nathan looks head up into the sky as his buddies raise his hands up and point at the camera.
Nathan:
Now guys I have a game to continue with if you don’t mind.
Man:
But we travelled up with you the hotel is miles away!
Nathan:
Well inform me of when you realise how that’s my problem!
The camera man stops filming footage as Nathan strolls over to continue the game. Our scene ends with the view rising above an ocean of grass and the view of a looming forest before fading out.