Cartman
10-02-2004, 05:32 AM
Rocky Stevens is walking backstage holding a steel briefcase. He stops to talk to one of the ringside security that is on hand at the House Show.
Alex: Hey Rock, I got word that Xtreme has in for you after that you did to him last week at Aftermath.
Rocky: AND? Am I supposed to be scared by this Alex? I thought you had something real for me. Look I’m late for a meeting with the Boss. So I’ll catch up with you and the other guys later tonight at the Club ok.
Alex: Sure thing Rock… but here I thought you might want to watch his promo. He had it Fed-Ex’ed here from his home a few days ago. Quite amusing if I must say so myself.
Alex hands Rocky what looked to be a Videotape case marked “Xtreme's Promo”. Rocky takes it and pats Alex on the back as he heads off towards CEO Timmons Office.
---5 Minutes Later---
‘Knock, Knock, Knock?’
There’s a knock at CEO Timmons office door as he shouts, “Come In!”
Rocky: Hey Boss, I just got back from the engravers. What ya think?
Rocky sets the briefcase down on the deck as slides it towards Timmons and opens it before him.
Timmons: I like it! Have you seen it yet? What do you think of the craftsmanship?
Rocky: Yes it’s very nice… It will look even nicer around my waist.
Timmons: Well you’re NOT an active wrestler so I really don’t see you holding any title at the time being Rock.
Rocky: Well you might want to activate me for a week or two. As that Idiot Xtreme hasn’t had enough of me according to Alex.
Rocky walks over to the huge 72” plasma TV and pops the VCR tape in and pushes play…
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...There is nothin' justifiable for his actions. Rocky...you have left me here, bloody and beaten, and seriously injured. Yet, I am still breathing. You really shouldn't start something you can't finish. You asked me in that ring, "Well you want hardcore?" YA DAMN RIGHT I WANT IT! It is who I am. I have been restricted by rules and regulations, and it's about time that someone has granted my wish. That beating not only hurt me physically...it awoken me mentally. No matter what I have to do, I will get even with you Stevens. You might not know where, and you might not know how, but I promise you...in fact, I garun-damn-tee that I will whoop your ASS!
Xtreme begins to cough out blood from becoming too excited. He looks at the camera, and speaks with a softer, yet deeper voice.
I may not be ready now, but I will be. The question is...Are you ready?
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Timmons: Well, well, well… Looks like Xtreme wants a permenate stay at the “OUT OF WORK INN”. (Timmons and Rocky both break into laughter)
Rocky: Well if the kid want to go at it… why refuse him Paul? I mean I may be a little rusty in the ring. But I’m sure in the match he wants I won’t need to even use a technical move on him, as it will be a severe beating than a real wrestling match as it is.
Timmons: Well if you really want to Rock. I don’t see why not! So what ya say after the ‘Showdown PPV' this Wednesday Night, when we go to a weekly show the week after. You and Xtreme go at it in a “NO DQ, Falls Count Anywhere Match” at the first episode of “Wednesday Night Wildside”?
Rocky: Hey that sounds great. That gives me 2 weeks to get back in shape and 2 weeks for that kid to heal. But Xtreme better keep that bed warm cause he’s gonna be spending a lot more time in it after Wildside!
Rocky stand smiling at Paul, who is smiling back at him. As the scene comes to an end.
Alex: Hey Rock, I got word that Xtreme has in for you after that you did to him last week at Aftermath.
Rocky: AND? Am I supposed to be scared by this Alex? I thought you had something real for me. Look I’m late for a meeting with the Boss. So I’ll catch up with you and the other guys later tonight at the Club ok.
Alex: Sure thing Rock… but here I thought you might want to watch his promo. He had it Fed-Ex’ed here from his home a few days ago. Quite amusing if I must say so myself.
Alex hands Rocky what looked to be a Videotape case marked “Xtreme's Promo”. Rocky takes it and pats Alex on the back as he heads off towards CEO Timmons Office.
---5 Minutes Later---
‘Knock, Knock, Knock?’
There’s a knock at CEO Timmons office door as he shouts, “Come In!”
Rocky: Hey Boss, I just got back from the engravers. What ya think?
Rocky sets the briefcase down on the deck as slides it towards Timmons and opens it before him.
Timmons: I like it! Have you seen it yet? What do you think of the craftsmanship?
Rocky: Yes it’s very nice… It will look even nicer around my waist.
Timmons: Well you’re NOT an active wrestler so I really don’t see you holding any title at the time being Rock.
Rocky: Well you might want to activate me for a week or two. As that Idiot Xtreme hasn’t had enough of me according to Alex.
Rocky walks over to the huge 72” plasma TV and pops the VCR tape in and pushes play…
---
...There is nothin' justifiable for his actions. Rocky...you have left me here, bloody and beaten, and seriously injured. Yet, I am still breathing. You really shouldn't start something you can't finish. You asked me in that ring, "Well you want hardcore?" YA DAMN RIGHT I WANT IT! It is who I am. I have been restricted by rules and regulations, and it's about time that someone has granted my wish. That beating not only hurt me physically...it awoken me mentally. No matter what I have to do, I will get even with you Stevens. You might not know where, and you might not know how, but I promise you...in fact, I garun-damn-tee that I will whoop your ASS!
Xtreme begins to cough out blood from becoming too excited. He looks at the camera, and speaks with a softer, yet deeper voice.
I may not be ready now, but I will be. The question is...Are you ready?
---
Timmons: Well, well, well… Looks like Xtreme wants a permenate stay at the “OUT OF WORK INN”. (Timmons and Rocky both break into laughter)
Rocky: Well if the kid want to go at it… why refuse him Paul? I mean I may be a little rusty in the ring. But I’m sure in the match he wants I won’t need to even use a technical move on him, as it will be a severe beating than a real wrestling match as it is.
Timmons: Well if you really want to Rock. I don’t see why not! So what ya say after the ‘Showdown PPV' this Wednesday Night, when we go to a weekly show the week after. You and Xtreme go at it in a “NO DQ, Falls Count Anywhere Match” at the first episode of “Wednesday Night Wildside”?
Rocky: Hey that sounds great. That gives me 2 weeks to get back in shape and 2 weeks for that kid to heal. But Xtreme better keep that bed warm cause he’s gonna be spending a lot more time in it after Wildside!
Rocky stand smiling at Paul, who is smiling back at him. As the scene comes to an end.