Cartman
10-13-2004, 12:28 AM
T.A. Max Roleplay #3
WnW Promo #1
10-12-2004
Max is sitting in front of his TV watching a Ty-Bo tape with B-movie actor and martial artist Billy Blanks. He gets up and follows along with a few moves then realizes this is stupid.
Max: Oh come on Billy. This is just outright for girls. A good looking buff guy prancing around on TV in tights… Hey wait a minute... that sounds like ME!
Max starts to laugh out loud for a min then goes completely stone-faced.
Max: Hey that’s not funny… I have to get my head into this match I have to prepare for. Seth Cagne is a Big Mo-Fo for sure and I know I can beat him. I’ve beaten tougher and even bigger opponents before.
Max pops out the Ty-Bo tape and pops in a collection of Seth Cagne matches he “Acquired” of the Net.
Max: Ok Max... time to study this guy and see what’s he’s made of.
After several matches have past, Max gets a call on his cell phone.
He gets a voice mail and realizes it’s from Seth.
-- VOICEMAIL MESSAGE --
Seth (Talking into the phone): “Well T A Max, as far as I know you are in perfect health. But don’t expect this to be the case after our match. This will be a night you will never forget”
-- VOICEMAIL ENDS --
Max looks shocked. He dials another number on his cell and waits for a reply.
Max: Look I need to talk to Timmons right away! NO DO NOT put me on HOLD! I said… DAMN IT… she put me on hold.
Max sits down on the sofa after retrieving a Pepsi from the fridge, and waits for CEO Timmons to take him off hold. Max sits back and starts humming along with the lame “Hold” musak playing on his cell.
Timmons: Make it quick Max I’m in an important meeting with the World Champ here!
Max: Ok boss… look I just got a voicemail from that monster Seth Cagne, he is threatening me with bodily harm and he will give me a night to remember? What do you plan to do about it?
Timmons: What? I’m a busy man Max; YOU’RE in a Match with Seth at Wildside this Wednesday night… I thought I sent a memo to all the wrestlers involved in matches this week? Cause I’m sure that’s the BODILY HARM he’s threatening you with, IN THE RING. That’s why I signed you to WcE. Now stop being a Big Wuss and show the fans and Seth why I hired you to begin with.
Max: So that’s how you protect your contracted Wrestlers huh? Well… FINE! I’ll show that ‘Roided up freak what a real Wrestler can do in the ring.
Timmons: That’s what I like to heard Max, Now I really have to go… and good luck in your match.
With that CEO Timmons breaks connection as Max grabs his bags and heads out the door.
The scene fades out.
WnW Promo #1
10-12-2004
Max is sitting in front of his TV watching a Ty-Bo tape with B-movie actor and martial artist Billy Blanks. He gets up and follows along with a few moves then realizes this is stupid.
Max: Oh come on Billy. This is just outright for girls. A good looking buff guy prancing around on TV in tights… Hey wait a minute... that sounds like ME!
Max starts to laugh out loud for a min then goes completely stone-faced.
Max: Hey that’s not funny… I have to get my head into this match I have to prepare for. Seth Cagne is a Big Mo-Fo for sure and I know I can beat him. I’ve beaten tougher and even bigger opponents before.
Max pops out the Ty-Bo tape and pops in a collection of Seth Cagne matches he “Acquired” of the Net.
Max: Ok Max... time to study this guy and see what’s he’s made of.
After several matches have past, Max gets a call on his cell phone.
He gets a voice mail and realizes it’s from Seth.
-- VOICEMAIL MESSAGE --
Seth (Talking into the phone): “Well T A Max, as far as I know you are in perfect health. But don’t expect this to be the case after our match. This will be a night you will never forget”
-- VOICEMAIL ENDS --
Max looks shocked. He dials another number on his cell and waits for a reply.
Max: Look I need to talk to Timmons right away! NO DO NOT put me on HOLD! I said… DAMN IT… she put me on hold.
Max sits down on the sofa after retrieving a Pepsi from the fridge, and waits for CEO Timmons to take him off hold. Max sits back and starts humming along with the lame “Hold” musak playing on his cell.
Timmons: Make it quick Max I’m in an important meeting with the World Champ here!
Max: Ok boss… look I just got a voicemail from that monster Seth Cagne, he is threatening me with bodily harm and he will give me a night to remember? What do you plan to do about it?
Timmons: What? I’m a busy man Max; YOU’RE in a Match with Seth at Wildside this Wednesday night… I thought I sent a memo to all the wrestlers involved in matches this week? Cause I’m sure that’s the BODILY HARM he’s threatening you with, IN THE RING. That’s why I signed you to WcE. Now stop being a Big Wuss and show the fans and Seth why I hired you to begin with.
Max: So that’s how you protect your contracted Wrestlers huh? Well… FINE! I’ll show that ‘Roided up freak what a real Wrestler can do in the ring.
Timmons: That’s what I like to heard Max, Now I really have to go… and good luck in your match.
With that CEO Timmons breaks connection as Max grabs his bags and heads out the door.
The scene fades out.