Cartman
10-19-2004, 07:50 AM
T.A. Max roleplay #4
WnW (2) Promo #1
10-19-2004
Max is in his locker room working out as he hears a loud pounding on the door. He sets the weights he was pumping down and grabs a towel to wipe himself down with.
Max: Yeah, yeah, yeah…Just one second. Stop pounding on my Frellin’ DOOR!
Max opens the door as Johnny is standing there looking winded with his crew.
Johnny: Ma… Ma… Max.
Max: Come on kid calm down and catch your breath buddy. What’s the rush?
Johnny: Show him the tape Billy…
Max looks into the viewer of the camera as Billy replays “Wild Things Parking Lot Promo”.
~~ Video Tape Replay ~~
Wild Thing: I’m the Wild Thing and nobody messes with me!
<He takes an almighty swing at the car with the sledgehammer, shattering the windscreen and erecting a brilliant explosion of glass around the car. A glaring alarm sounds that echoes through the parking lot. He takes another swing this time placing the sledgehammer through the bonnet damaging the works of the engine. The alarm appeared to get louder and louder but he wasn’t sure if it was just him thinking that; before he could make up his mind he scurried off into the distance. >
<A security camera picks him up in a nearby hallway; he releases himself from a sprint and spots the camera. He takes slow but meaningful strides toward the camera. The camera is now caught between the grasp of his hands. >
<He stares right into the camera as if it were the eyes of T.A Max. >
Wild Thing: You better say you prayers T.A Max, because I’m coming for you. You better pray that I don’t turn you into a bloody carcass of the floor. Watch your back mate, ready or not, here I come!
<At this moment, he delivers a disastrous punch into the feeble screen of the camera; destroying it indefinitely. >
~~ Video Tape Ends ~~
Max watches as Wild Thing smashes in the car in the parking lot as Max spits out the water he was sipping.
Max: What in the Blue Hell is that Idiot doing? That’s MY Frikkin’ car! He can’t get away with this! I’m taking this right to the boss!
Johnny: Max he destroyed your car? Aren’t you going to take this up with Brooks?
Max: I’ll take this up with CEO Timmons! MY car is on HIS lot and is insured for such a purpose. You don’t get it kid. “Psycho Boy” Jake Brooks just did me the best favor I could have ever asked of him.
Johnny: Max? What the hell are you talking about? HE JUST SMASHED UP YOUR RIDE!
Max: Well you see that car was my brother's, and it looked cool as hell but was a sweet looking hunk of junk. That car died more time than Duncan McCloud from that ‘Highlander’ TV shows. And I had it insured knowing full well that some Moron would use it to get at ME! So it all worked out in the end.
Johnny and Billy the cameraman start busting out laughing, as does T.A.Max.
Max: Come on guys a certain “someone” has to cut me an insurance check and I’ll even treat you 2 to a nice dinner for showing me this … “TRAVESTY of Justice”.
Max, Johnny and Billy all leave Max’s locker room laughing.
The scene comes to a close.
WnW (2) Promo #1
10-19-2004
Max is in his locker room working out as he hears a loud pounding on the door. He sets the weights he was pumping down and grabs a towel to wipe himself down with.
Max: Yeah, yeah, yeah…Just one second. Stop pounding on my Frellin’ DOOR!
Max opens the door as Johnny is standing there looking winded with his crew.
Johnny: Ma… Ma… Max.
Max: Come on kid calm down and catch your breath buddy. What’s the rush?
Johnny: Show him the tape Billy…
Max looks into the viewer of the camera as Billy replays “Wild Things Parking Lot Promo”.
~~ Video Tape Replay ~~
Wild Thing: I’m the Wild Thing and nobody messes with me!
<He takes an almighty swing at the car with the sledgehammer, shattering the windscreen and erecting a brilliant explosion of glass around the car. A glaring alarm sounds that echoes through the parking lot. He takes another swing this time placing the sledgehammer through the bonnet damaging the works of the engine. The alarm appeared to get louder and louder but he wasn’t sure if it was just him thinking that; before he could make up his mind he scurried off into the distance. >
<A security camera picks him up in a nearby hallway; he releases himself from a sprint and spots the camera. He takes slow but meaningful strides toward the camera. The camera is now caught between the grasp of his hands. >
<He stares right into the camera as if it were the eyes of T.A Max. >
Wild Thing: You better say you prayers T.A Max, because I’m coming for you. You better pray that I don’t turn you into a bloody carcass of the floor. Watch your back mate, ready or not, here I come!
<At this moment, he delivers a disastrous punch into the feeble screen of the camera; destroying it indefinitely. >
~~ Video Tape Ends ~~
Max watches as Wild Thing smashes in the car in the parking lot as Max spits out the water he was sipping.
Max: What in the Blue Hell is that Idiot doing? That’s MY Frikkin’ car! He can’t get away with this! I’m taking this right to the boss!
Johnny: Max he destroyed your car? Aren’t you going to take this up with Brooks?
Max: I’ll take this up with CEO Timmons! MY car is on HIS lot and is insured for such a purpose. You don’t get it kid. “Psycho Boy” Jake Brooks just did me the best favor I could have ever asked of him.
Johnny: Max? What the hell are you talking about? HE JUST SMASHED UP YOUR RIDE!
Max: Well you see that car was my brother's, and it looked cool as hell but was a sweet looking hunk of junk. That car died more time than Duncan McCloud from that ‘Highlander’ TV shows. And I had it insured knowing full well that some Moron would use it to get at ME! So it all worked out in the end.
Johnny and Billy the cameraman start busting out laughing, as does T.A.Max.
Max: Come on guys a certain “someone” has to cut me an insurance check and I’ll even treat you 2 to a nice dinner for showing me this … “TRAVESTY of Justice”.
Max, Johnny and Billy all leave Max’s locker room laughing.
The scene comes to a close.