Cartman
10-25-2004, 09:09 AM
T. A. Max is sitting backstage talking in the cafeteria to Sascha, Bryan Taylor and Sr. Ref Johnson. Max is throwing up popcorn and trying to catch them in his mouth, (unsuccessfully I might add), as they are watching the WcE monitor. The Promo for Max’s match comes up as they show footage from both Max’s and Freezes past matches. The announcer come on to promote the match for this weeks “Wednesday Night Wildside” taping.
Announcer: …the Awesome One…T.A. Max takes on The Frozen Beast… Edward Freeze this Wednesday Night in downtown LA at Syndicate Hall at Wildside! Will Edward Freeze finally end his streak of losses when he takes on the self proclaimed Totally Awesome One…? T.A Max? Show up this Wednesday Night and find out as this match will not be televised for the Wildside Taping.
Sascha: You know… that’s my boyfriend doing the voiceovers.
Bryan: Really? I had no clue you had a boyfriend Sascha.
Sascha: Oh yes… we met at a production meeting 5 weeks ago and Paul... um... I mean Mr. Timmons introduced us.
Max: Oh wait… you mean David? That skinny little puke I keep seeing carrying your things around all the time? Christ… I thought he was your assistant. God what a wussy lap dog you have there Sweet Cheeks. But to each her own I guess. If you ever need a real man… go out with Johnny Michaels.
Jack, Bryan and Sascha all bust out in laughter.
Sascha: Well he’s all the man I need Max.
Max: Whatever you say woman!
As Max is now throwing the popcorn at Bryan, catching it in his hair without his notice, Max sees a promo cut by his opponent Edward Freeze.
~~ Promo Footage ~~
…Dr. X, you have done nothing but put me down and you kept me down for too long. We're finished! It’s over! Without you, I am free to show what I am made of.(Turn back to Michaels) Now, your thinking I'm saying this to get sympathy, I'm not. I want to send out a warning to all the wrestlers, there’s going to be some changes around here, your days are numbered. You don't know what I'm like you have seen nothing. Now that I have nothing holding me down.
Michaels: Well, now that’s its over...
Grabs mike, crushing Michaels' hand.
Freeze: No one will see the wrath cometh! And it’s going to start with T.A. Max.
~~ Promo Footage Ends ~~
Max falls back in the chair he was leaning back in as the bag of popcorn goes flying all over.
Johnson: MAX! Are you ok?
Max: I’m fine! Did you guys just hear that? That freak can finally talk? Hell… I never knew he could think on his own let alone conjugate a verb.
Jack and Bryan both laugh out loud.
Max: Hey man I’m serious! And what does CEO Timmons have against ME? Cagne, Brooks and now Mr. Freeze? Give me someone simple like Chris Styles or that other kid Xtreme. Hell what’s next? Rocky Stevens? Or a handicap match against the WcE Elite themselves?
Johnny Michaels walks up to see what going on as Max takes notice Johnny is with his camera crew.
Max: Johnny… how’s the hand? I saw your interview with Freeze. I want to get in an interview myself… do you mind?
Johnny: No…not at all. Billy you set up?
Billy: Of course…whenever you’re ready Johnny.
Max take a standing position in front of the camera as Johnny gets set up with Mic in hand.
Johnny: I’m standing here with T.A. Max as he would like to comment about what Edward Freeze stated earlier tonight.
Max: Eddie… Big boy finally learned to talk without the help of old big bad daddy huh? Well no matter, as you can talk all you want and you can push around little guys like Johnny here (Johnny grabs his hand as if it’s still sore) but I want to see if you can push ME around like that? I don’t think you can. Matter of fact, I don’t think you even said what you did? I bet your old man did a voiceover on you didn’t he? You barley have enough brainpower to walk and breathe at the same time. If you added talking into the mix I bet your brain would shut down altogether.
Max takes his flashy sequined shirt off and poses for the camera.
Max: You may be a monster and can bench 600 pounds Eddy… But your nothing compared to me. Just look at my chiseled chest, My arms, even my back is most impressive. And neither all your strength nor your new bad attitude will defeat me in the ring at Wildside. So I hate to disappoint you ED… but your loosing streak ain’t quite over yet buddy. And from the looks of your actions in the ring… It will last for quite some time in the near future. And as for anyone else in the locker room… You want some…? Come get some!
Max grabs his shirt and throws it over his shoulder and walk off to the backstage hallways as Johnny wraps up the interview for the camera.
Johnny: Well there you have it. It seems T. A. Max is not so afraid of one Mr. Edward Freeze. Will Ed finally break his loosing streak against Max this Wednesday Night? See you there Live to find out. Back to you guys…OUT!
The scene comes to a close and fades to static.
Announcer: …the Awesome One…T.A. Max takes on The Frozen Beast… Edward Freeze this Wednesday Night in downtown LA at Syndicate Hall at Wildside! Will Edward Freeze finally end his streak of losses when he takes on the self proclaimed Totally Awesome One…? T.A Max? Show up this Wednesday Night and find out as this match will not be televised for the Wildside Taping.
Sascha: You know… that’s my boyfriend doing the voiceovers.
Bryan: Really? I had no clue you had a boyfriend Sascha.
Sascha: Oh yes… we met at a production meeting 5 weeks ago and Paul... um... I mean Mr. Timmons introduced us.
Max: Oh wait… you mean David? That skinny little puke I keep seeing carrying your things around all the time? Christ… I thought he was your assistant. God what a wussy lap dog you have there Sweet Cheeks. But to each her own I guess. If you ever need a real man… go out with Johnny Michaels.
Jack, Bryan and Sascha all bust out in laughter.
Sascha: Well he’s all the man I need Max.
Max: Whatever you say woman!
As Max is now throwing the popcorn at Bryan, catching it in his hair without his notice, Max sees a promo cut by his opponent Edward Freeze.
~~ Promo Footage ~~
…Dr. X, you have done nothing but put me down and you kept me down for too long. We're finished! It’s over! Without you, I am free to show what I am made of.(Turn back to Michaels) Now, your thinking I'm saying this to get sympathy, I'm not. I want to send out a warning to all the wrestlers, there’s going to be some changes around here, your days are numbered. You don't know what I'm like you have seen nothing. Now that I have nothing holding me down.
Michaels: Well, now that’s its over...
Grabs mike, crushing Michaels' hand.
Freeze: No one will see the wrath cometh! And it’s going to start with T.A. Max.
~~ Promo Footage Ends ~~
Max falls back in the chair he was leaning back in as the bag of popcorn goes flying all over.
Johnson: MAX! Are you ok?
Max: I’m fine! Did you guys just hear that? That freak can finally talk? Hell… I never knew he could think on his own let alone conjugate a verb.
Jack and Bryan both laugh out loud.
Max: Hey man I’m serious! And what does CEO Timmons have against ME? Cagne, Brooks and now Mr. Freeze? Give me someone simple like Chris Styles or that other kid Xtreme. Hell what’s next? Rocky Stevens? Or a handicap match against the WcE Elite themselves?
Johnny Michaels walks up to see what going on as Max takes notice Johnny is with his camera crew.
Max: Johnny… how’s the hand? I saw your interview with Freeze. I want to get in an interview myself… do you mind?
Johnny: No…not at all. Billy you set up?
Billy: Of course…whenever you’re ready Johnny.
Max take a standing position in front of the camera as Johnny gets set up with Mic in hand.
Johnny: I’m standing here with T.A. Max as he would like to comment about what Edward Freeze stated earlier tonight.
Max: Eddie… Big boy finally learned to talk without the help of old big bad daddy huh? Well no matter, as you can talk all you want and you can push around little guys like Johnny here (Johnny grabs his hand as if it’s still sore) but I want to see if you can push ME around like that? I don’t think you can. Matter of fact, I don’t think you even said what you did? I bet your old man did a voiceover on you didn’t he? You barley have enough brainpower to walk and breathe at the same time. If you added talking into the mix I bet your brain would shut down altogether.
Max takes his flashy sequined shirt off and poses for the camera.
Max: You may be a monster and can bench 600 pounds Eddy… But your nothing compared to me. Just look at my chiseled chest, My arms, even my back is most impressive. And neither all your strength nor your new bad attitude will defeat me in the ring at Wildside. So I hate to disappoint you ED… but your loosing streak ain’t quite over yet buddy. And from the looks of your actions in the ring… It will last for quite some time in the near future. And as for anyone else in the locker room… You want some…? Come get some!
Max grabs his shirt and throws it over his shoulder and walk off to the backstage hallways as Johnny wraps up the interview for the camera.
Johnny: Well there you have it. It seems T. A. Max is not so afraid of one Mr. Edward Freeze. Will Ed finally break his loosing streak against Max this Wednesday Night? See you there Live to find out. Back to you guys…OUT!
The scene comes to a close and fades to static.